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Oh My Back!
My next door neighbour told me a funny story the other
day
It’s about Phyllis who lives down the road
She was out with her fancy piece called Tommy getting
laid
Having a fuck in his car down a country lane
She was there with her legs open not thinking of her
husband
Going at like a prize stallion chasing a filly winning
his race
Then Tommy cried out in pain and started crying
Phyllis thought he was joking about
‘Oh damn it! My back has gone Phyllis! Call the Fire
Brigade!’
‘You gotta be joking Kev. But hey! I love a man in
uniform.’
Kev managed to reach his hands free kit and call 999
Within five minutes the fire engine arrived
Four beefy firemen in uniform assessed the situation
Hiding their smirks they planned what to do
One fireman got the Jaws of Life from the fire engine
It took several minutes to cut the roof off Kev’s
Jaguar
His expensive cool motor was now a convertible!
Then over the next hour they slowly lifted Kev upwards
And placed him in a rigid stretcher to minimise
further injury
An ambulance arrived and Kev was taken to hospital
Phyllis got busy sucking and fucking each of the
firemen
In Kev’s convertible Jag which was now a shagging
parlour...
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