Saturday, 20 June 2020

NIPPLE PASTE 2020 JIMMY BOOM SEMTEX poem

NIPPLE PASTE 2020

JIMMY BOOM SEMTEX


Oh My Back!

My next door neighbour told me a funny story the other day

It’s about Phyllis who lives down the road

She was out with her fancy piece called Tommy getting laid

Having a fuck in his car down a country lane

She was there with her legs open not thinking of her husband

Going at like a prize stallion chasing a filly winning his race

Then Tommy cried out in pain and started crying

Phyllis thought he was joking about

‘Oh damn it! My back has gone Phyllis! Call the Fire Brigade!’

‘You gotta be joking Kev. But hey! I love a man in uniform.’

Kev managed to reach his hands free kit and call 999

Within five minutes the fire engine arrived

Four beefy firemen in uniform assessed the situation

Hiding their smirks they planned what to do

One fireman got the Jaws of Life from the fire engine

It took several minutes to cut the roof off Kev’s Jaguar

His expensive cool motor was now a convertible!

Then over the next hour they slowly lifted Kev upwards

And placed him in a rigid stretcher to minimise further injury

An ambulance arrived and Kev was taken to hospital

Phyllis got busy sucking and fucking each of the firemen

In Kev’s convertible Jag which was now a shagging parlour...

 

 

 


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