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Friday, 17 April 2026
Riga Nined
Tuesday, 14 April 2026
A Few Short Stories Kindle Edition by Nick Armbrister (Author)
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0GL2SFC3G
Nick Armbrister celebrating 30 years in writing April 1996 to April 2026. In this Short Story collection, Nick Armbrister has put together several short stories from his various books. The stories range in mood and topic matter. All are for adults. They feature human events, personal interactions, erotic and romantic matters, scenes of war and death, lighter funny and satirical moments, questions about human nature and more. Several stories and forty thousand words. This book is released in Nick's 30th anniversary year of writing. 1996 was the year he started his writing career and when he was published, originally poetry, moving to short stories and later novels. His has been quite a career and very varied. Read this book and enter the world of Nick. This is a small selection of his broad writing. Are you similar to his characters and do you relate to their journeys, both inner and outer? Nick wants to write for another 3 decades. Enjoy. Why not start writing yourself?
Mercury’s Goodness
Amy was a girl from Planet Mercury. Her hair was green and her skin was lilac. Her eyes were white and her smile was lush. She looks like that sexy Venezuelan Aljazeera news reporter Sandra but is coloured differently and from a different planet. I wonder if both gals would be friends if they met in a bar or on a remote mountain. Amy has several friends dotted about the universe. She met them all randomly while travelling.
Some are humanoid others insect like some alien and one is even invisible. Amy is open to new things and understands life is all different. This is why she was created by the galactic creator to heal the universe and cease the wars and planet collapses. She’s very busy and enjoys her down time. She restored an old H Model spaceship she found abandoned on an asteroid. It took 327 years to rebuild it but this she did. Amy flies it when in the mood. She also paints pictures using moon dust. Amy is quite a gal and you’d like her. Most earthling guys would want her and some gals too. She knows what to do in bed with them and also with aliens. Her skills are galactic and what she doesn’t know she’ll learn. Her age is questionable but being of different biological make up it’s not the same like ours. Amy admits to simply being herself though she would be classed as Mercurian. She holidays on Earth and on a planet named Dash 97 which is fifteen point two light years from our galaxy. Amy is now drinking tea with me and we talk about life in general…
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Fixed Wheels
The car had fixed wheels which didn’t turn. To turn the car a series of hydraulic jumping equipment physically lifted up the car in short almost violent actions. The car was quite famous and had been featured in music videos with Aerosmith and Eminen. In the town where the car was from it was a regular scene and there were various wannabe homeboys and their biatches posturing and posing. One or two had rival cars but none were equal to the matt lilac one which was a legend. It was made from a lesser known marque not a GMC or Chevy or Ford. Or even a Buick or Pontiac. America made great cars and it was an American vehicle and it was all that mattered. People stopped to look or point. Most had photos or videos for their blog or sites or posterity. This was an icon a machine that belonged to another age that of the past but it was still relevant now and would so. It had a mix of old skool and state of the art equipment from clock like dials to a digital music/game/TV player. The owner was quietly happy that he was the custodian of such a special vehicle. One with a fixed steering wheel and hand held controls to kick in the hydraulics to turn it. They worked very well even at top speed and were very different than the normal steering wheel way. It was the coolest car in town. A lilac one off by a small defunct company. Everybody wanted this but a photo was enough to prove they’d seen that car.
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Alive Jeep
The man sat in front of the jeep which drove about with no driver. He was in the passenger seat of the driverless vehicle. It had a mind of its own and went here and there picking up passengers. It was like a robot computer car with no driver and top level capabilities. The passenger just sat there checking his emails and writing a story on his phone. All the while the driverless jeep plied its trade on the usual route 24/7. It was unusual but when you spent a day sat in the front seat it was fine. It was boring once the novelty wore off. Even seeing the controls use themselves the steering wheel gears and foot pedals like a ghost was there. There was no supernatural entity just a jeep with a mind of its own doing a job moving passengers. See the lights at night pulse flash and throb. Listen to the loud high watt music boom your body. Marvel at the unsilenced exhaust as the jeep with no driver goes top speed on the open road. Few things are as cool as this vehicle or taking a trip. It’s perfectly safe and a life changing event. Why? The jeep has no driver! A back full of passengers and you sat in front by the empty seat!
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new poems
Events One
Same crap different day you know the feeling
Go thru the motions mental self-cruelty
Why do we do this to ourselves?
Answers not given plain site
I’m here again oh no!
At your fortress
Knock knock
Events
Yes
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Outa Here
Throw out the blues
When you feel that colour
Get hold of a gal and go dancing
Go climbing with the five
Who wear shorts and vests
Make love on the peak
Cum together no blues then
Banish the blues away
To those boring city folk
Who live by a set routine
Work at 9 screw at 2
Have a shit at 4 coffee at 6
I can’t live my life like that
Stuck in a box of blues songs
Drive me bloody mad!
Give me damn freedom
Just for a day
Not your kind of life
You the blues man
Enjoy what you got
I’m outa here!
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Via Cubao
I got the jeep to Cubao
It was full as fuck
All jammed in sardine style
The hawker hanging on the back
Cubao! The pax knew where to go
Like the bus conductor
Get our bus it has a sign on front
They all say here there the Moon Mars
Board our vehicle to take you home
Elsewhere the bar where you wanna go?
Shangri La where the dancing gals are
Via plane submarine boat car chopper
Jeep to Cubao nothing is like it
See lady boys gays hot gals
All mincing it do this and that
I’m going to my call centre job
Just another Manila wage slave
Look at the gal in the shorts hehe
Don’t forget to get their numbers
Cubao via bayen via Quiapo
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Devil’s Vehicle
Going to reload my phone
Hear the high-performance engine roar
Racing bike goes past
That sounds go get some!
And a second racing bike goes past
Give it Devil’s fingers and he sees me
And replies the same
And opens her up full throttle
Off he goes what a sound
The best sound on the road
High performance piston engine
On a bike just like a plane
As cool as it gets...
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Mad Subs
You never saw three bears like those there
All dirty white in colour with red button noses
And even redder pissed off menacing eyes
See what each angry bear carried in his hands
Small matt black machine pistols locked and loaded
Evil looking death dispensing command presence items
Three not so little bears of all sexes
One is a guy one is a gal one is a lady boy
Visiting a bank near you to make a withdrawal
Leave the vault empty the front tills hurry up!
Do not call the cops or we will gun you down
Like we did in the last bank over there
We had two months in Bora Bora from that
Your cash will pay for a trip to Bali
Miami is so 1980s and we are the three bears
Amy the gal Roy the guy and Quentin the lady boy
Don’t fucking piss us off or we will subgun you!
We are all focused mentally unbalanced criminal bears
Friday, 10 April 2026
Riga closing
Wednesday, 8 April 2026
A Few Short Stories Paperback - April 2, 2026 by Nick Armbrister 30 years of writing
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0GVV4NFLG
Nick Armbrister celebrating 30 years in writing April 1996 to April 2026. In this Short Story collection, Nick Armbrister has put together several short stories from his various books. The stories range in mood and topic matter. All are for adults. They feature human events, personal interactions, erotic and romantic matters, scenes of war and death, lighter funny and satirical moments, questions about human nature and more. Several stories and forty thousand words. This book is released in Nick's 30th anniversary year of writing. 1996 was the year he started his writing career and when he was published, originally poetry, moving to short stories and later novels. His has been quite a career and very varied. Read this book and enter the world of Nick. This is a small selection of his broad writing. Are you similar to his characters and do you relate to their journeys, both inner and outer? Nick wants to write for another 3 decades. Enjoy. Why not start writing yourself?
Monday, 6 April 2026
Riga end it
Saturday, 4 April 2026
A Few Short Stories Kindle Edition by Nick Armbrister (Author)
my super cool new book out now with some adult short stories from my writing career, a writing career of 30 tears now april 1996 - april 2026!
Nick Armbrister celebrating 30 years in writing April 1996 to April 2026. In this Short Story collection, Nick Armbrister has put together several short stories from his various books. The stories range in mood and topic matter. All are for adults. They feature human events, personal interactions, erotic and romantic matters, scenes of war and death, lighter funny and satirical moments, questions about human nature and more. Several stories and forty thousand words. This book is released in Nick's 30th anniversary year of writing. 1996 was the year he started his writing career and when he was published, originally poetry, moving to short stories and later novels. His has been quite a career and very varied. Read this book and enter the world of Nick. This is a small selection of his broad writing. Are you similar to his characters and do you relate to their journeys, both inner and outer? Nick wants to write for another 3 decades. Enjoy. Why not start writing yourself?

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0GL2SFC3G
Nick Armbrister celebrating 30 years in writing April 1996 to April 2026. g April 1996 to April 2026.
Tuesday, 31 March 2026
Riga Events Propagate by Brian Von Blimp
Join Riga as she flies her flying saucer to different planets. She also flies her plane and grieves after her lover crashes. Riga also works in varied jobs, as diverse as a call centre and also making fighter jets. Work is work, life is life, love is love, Riga is Riga. Small but terrible and very funny. Do not annoy her! Win her over and she will adore you. Take a look at Riga and her escapades in different realities. Have a think and compare your own life. How different is it? Are you happy in just one reality? Go and change it. Learn from Riga.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0GDM23CKQ
Monday, 30 March 2026
Riga always
Saturday, 28 March 2026
Riga Timed
Riga Timed
Riga was inside a grey pipe. The pipe was above a road and footpath in Madrid. She climbed inside the pipe via a service hatch at midnight. There was nobody about midweek. She dressed in black. Ankle boots, combat trouser, jumper, jacket and wool hat. Plus gloves. The hatch was hard to open but she used WD40 and spanners. It was heavy and cumbersome so she took her time. It opened upwards. She lifted it up and slithered inside. Upon lowering it she left the fasteners unconnected. An observer wouldn't suspect then. The pipe was five feet in diameter. The height of Riga! She ducked a little bit as the upper surface was greasy. The pipe was used for oil. At the moment it was empty except for a small amount in the bottom. Riga walked thirty yards to where the pipe was above the footpath. It crossed the road. From inside her shoulder bag she took a time bomb. This was wrapped in water proof tape. A small green digital dial faintly illuminated. Riga carefully programmed the bomb and saved it. This was set to detonate in the future. Not just at any time. She knew when a certain individual would be passing. The bomb would explode wrecking part of the pipe and the passing person. Even if oil started to flow the bomb would work. Riga placed the bomb on the side of the pipe. It was held onto the metal side by strong magnets. The battery life was months. Four kilos of plastic explosive would do the job. The target would die. The target had done several bad deeds that were hindering the world. For this he was a target. His dastardly deeds would cease. The world would be partly safer. Little Riga doing another operative job. She left after planting the bomb. She had never been here...
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