Friday 28 December 2018

Jabo By Nick Armbrister free ebook


Jabo


Varied poems. Something unique. A free short poetry ebook by Nick Armbrister. His work covers varied topics from a Brexit poem to England's wannabe plastic gangsters and hardmen to warplane crashes and an unnamed dream girl. Read on...


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Tuesday 25 December 2018

Kebab Chips Drink

Kebab Chips Drink Nick Armbrister

This new adult erotic poetry collection features new work. It covers sex, fantasies and things related to bedroom matters. From rude Spam emails to dark desires, it is all here. If you want to read something different, this ebook is it. The work is adult in nature and erotic. Over 18 only. There is action aplenty here from cyber sex to a randy milkman who calls round when the panties are on the line to a zumba student who got more than lessons. Does size matter? Read on to find out...

Layered Cake


Layered Cake
I’ve known many unsavory characters from my home city of Manchester
There’s the ex-demolition guy who took a great dislike to me
Did he have visions of blowing me up instead of my old car?
He had a trainee apprentice in the wings and had connections

I knew several football hooligans who fought for what?
For England, their home team, themselves, for violence?
Each told me a story of Rah-Rah-Rah Here We Go Lads!
One fought riot cops in Poland and was jailed in a sanatorium
He somehow escaped and was banned from Poland for life
The other was a City fan and battled his opponents in Greece
He was 45 and still loved a good tear up on match days

Drug dealers prominently featured in the city and surrounding towns
One dark night in my home town I saw an ex-dealer shot dead  
I heard then saw the BMW getaway car zoom off
Oddly I thought I heard two gunshots after it had gone
The ex-dealer’s wife asked me to help and I tried to
But there was nothing I could do but call the medics

Chavs are the worst in my town and others
Council House And Violent and ruling the tough estates
With their violence, crime, dealing and other acts
Not going to school or college but sleeping all day
And drinking and smoking weed all night with their underage gals
But when do they have time to do their crimes?

There are the plastic gangsters who think they’re it
Maybe with their mates they can burst a paper bag
Or intimidate innocent law abiding citizens who are meek

Further afield I met a gangster in Liverpool who was alrite
He liked a right tear up and had a job to appear legit
But his real work was in various things like drugs, guns and cash
He offered me a job as a courier because my car was old and gray
I said no for its easy in and never ever out

The English racists were a breed apart who hated all skins
I got on with one who liked metal but we clashed on views
He loathed foreigners and wanted them all out
And insisted that white men stick to white women

Most scary of all I met a killer on the run in Newcastle
We were on the ship disco by the river having fun
This guy had a real flirty wife called Carmen
I danced with her and later talked to her husband
He schitzed out and went mad but not for chatting with his gal
I asked what’s wrong and he admitted to killing a man
And said he didn’t know me from Adam so be quiet!
He was a Londoner and I said you did it for your own reasons
His wife consoled him when he had flashbacks

Ex-servicemen gave me a few problems over the years
I was drinking in my local pub when a para and a marine argued
First with one another and then with me over who was best
They hated the air force and me wearing an Air Force badge
Maybe they needed a war to get their heads blown off?

There were many fighters who lived to fight and cause trouble
Some had a go at me I tried to avoid their skills but heard their stories
Some were nutters but others quite pally and fine lads
There were brawlers, boxers, Martial Artists and more
Near the Mess House pub in Oldham guys die by a single punch

These savory and unsavory characters were the fabric of England
Some I remember and many I forget for right or wrong reasons
Their stories live on here my poem for you to judge






Thursday 20 December 2018

Side of the Hill – Varied Poems... By Nick Armbrister


https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/913322
A new book of varied poetry in several different styles by Nick Armbrister. Subject matter ranges from current affairs, erotic sex, aircraft, natural landscapes, alcohol and much more. There are many moods and views here. Established readers of Nick's work will relate to his pieces and new readers will discover a refreshing new world. Some work is adult in nature. This is his first Smashwords release.

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Saturday 15 December 2018

Blow Me Down Erotic Nick Armbrister


Holy Lands
The experience has been priceless
Said the General to his Colonel
We occupied the town after the battle
I got to plunder the town
And be top dog and God
Do you know Colonel that I raped women?
A total of 3006 in that time
Just over two years’ worth of fucking
Twenty two resisted so I shot them dead
The rest complied with my demands
Now I’m the father of nine hundred and fifty five children
When you become a General try it
Command an army, take a town and become God
You can do what you want
A private soldier dared to question me
I rewarded him twice for his bravado
I allowed him to rape a girl before me
Then I shot both him and her
Now they share the same unmarked grave
It’s located outside Damascus
My next target is Riyadh
After I’ve demolished their military
I hear the Saudi Haji women are in need of cock…



Stuck Keys
There is a man who collects things
He has a total of five thousand and nine
Each one has a special place in his heart

And a story to tell
For each time it’s different
He documents it all

In writing, on camera and audio recording
What does he collect?
Jizzed up computer keyboards!

He uses his lifetime subscription to YouPorn
To get off and cum on his pc keyboard
They key jam up and it’s fucked

The guy lets the spunk dry
Then slings it in the corner
There’s a big pile there

And he’s more to go
A lot more…



Being Normal Is Boring - Broken Aeroplanes, Screwed People, Alternative Writing,:) Jimmy Boom Semtex


Thai By
This place gets under your skin. Slowly creeping in like black Texas gold. I said I'd never partake in the cat house girls. Seeing them each day for eighteen months was routine. Walking past the 'venues' to my shop. Usual hi's and hello's.
Then one fine humid day, bang! It happened. I changed. Cabin fever? I walked into Suzi's Place. I put my cash on the counter and fucked the mamasan first. Then her two daughters followed by every other girl in there. It took thirteen hours.
I totalled twenty eight girls. Most were nice. I can't tell my wife. My mate could, his wife's cool. Mine isn't. I'll say I was busy inking from dawn to dusk. I'm not sure what came over me. The Thai air got under my skin. That day tattooing could wait.
Maybe I'll do it again. Invite my wife and her toy boy. Did I say that people are strange here? I fit in well...


He Changed
He wanted to be nice to people. That included everybody: his younger gay lover, his black neighbour, his Asian sister, his disabled boss and anyone else he came into contact with. His words were often cutting and to the point. They could make others cry. Or fight.

When he punched it was lethal, no bullet needed. Why then did he feel the need to change? Did fifty long years of being a cunt bug his conscience? Or was it what he saw that day? He needed some milk but was almost too lazy to go. Harsh black coffee persuaded him.

It was while at the market he saw it, the shooting. A man, he could have been anybody, had his fucking head blown off. The shooter approached from behind and fired. That wasthat. A man dead, half his brains on the ground and everyone screaming.

Our moody bad tempered man was silent; he said nothing. But his eyes saw everything. In his mind, he changed. No more harsh words. Guilt sprouted forth on every insult and slight that he'd ever done. He returned home and made his milky coffee.

And said to himself, I'm going to change. I'm not going to be nasty or bad tempered or a cunt with people. I'll start with my lover, then my neighbours and finally, everyone else. I can be a nice person. Then he called the cops and said he'd do a witness statement on what he'd seen.

He wanted to bring a killer to justice. A man had died but another had been reborn. It's never too late to change.



Witch Bitch
The witch stopped talking to him over a row with his brother. That was odd because his bro was dead. He wasn't psychic. But the witch was. Was something going on? Was it possible for a mortal and a spirit to have a relationship? And he didn't mean vodka.It appeared so.
He deleted her off the housing estate. An IRA car bomb took care of her. And six other houses and the nearby supermarket. But it wasn't the end. It was the beginning! The bitch returned to haunt him, along with his dead brother. He was both psychic and psycho now.
He did them a favour and committed suicide. Swallowing a shotgun barrel.Now I'm fucking dead, I'll bloody fix you two! And he meant it; he never lied. He was part Russian.



Walker
I walk these streets at night.
Prisoner to my insomnia.
What events and drama occurred here?
At this very spot.
Who fought, frowned and fucked.
I'm hours too late.
I sense the energy of the incidents.
Maybe I'll make my own events this night.
Come and join me.




A Sister's Tale And More Besides Jimmy Boom Semtex


Liza was with Gem, her girlfriend, buying some girly stuff. An ex school pupil named Kaz, a rough spoken overweight woman, made a beeline for the couple. She verbally laid into Gem right in front of Liza, showing no respect. Why she ignored Liza at first was a mystery. But the fat chav noticed Liza when she got a slap on her podgy red face and screamed leave my girlfriend alone! A scuffle and war of words followed.
The fat woman pushed Liza, who in turn punched her on the nose. Blood jetted everywhere. Liza grabbed Gem's hand and led her away from the squirming wounded mouthy trouble causer. Oddly, the police weren't called. Did the instigator feel guilty at starting it? From that day on, no one caused the ladies any problems.
***
"Thank you so much for defending me," Gem said, stroking Liza's long hair.
"Oh it's nothing. You'd do the same for me," Liza replied, kissing Gem's lips.
"I love you Liza. You're so brave."
"That's a nice thing to say. I love you too." The two lovers kissed some more and fell into one another's arms. They were naked and on the sofa in the back room at Liza's place. The curtains were drawn for privacy. It was the middle of a week day. Liza took a day off work and spent quality time with her lady.
Gem moved so she was above Liza. She placed delicate kisses on her partner's forehead, nose, lips and worked her way down, pausing at the lovely breasts. They stood out like twin unconquered mountains. Each nipple got a kiss and suck, as did the area around them. Little nibbles that moved south to Liza's flat stomach. Then down to her thighs and lower legs, stopping at her toes.

Monday 10 December 2018

Fall Up


Fall Up

Waterfall tumbling upwards,
gravity reversal uniquely nascent.
People stare in rapt awe,
seeing but not seeing.
What reason against Nature?
Miracle or curse of our times.
Mauve trees add to an exotic scene out of the blue.