Spac Attack!
Joey Deacon went on holiday to _____________
He went with Ernie and their special electric car
While going for a cup of tea they met a new friend
His name was Abnoy and he was from ____________
Originally born in a remote province
Now he lived in ____________ nut house
With hundreds of other special people
Joey and Ernie bought Abnoy a cup of tea
The way English drank tea and biscuits
With the Queen of England even if dead
Abnoy got very excited and spacked out
This set off Joey with spassed out big time
Ernie was missing the fun so he did too
3 retards having full motion eppies
With hands arms bodies and mouths going
It was a joyous sight and sound to behold
Such a release of nervous twitching energy!
latent
the latency was always there
cutting in and out of radar coverage
like a b2 stealth bomber over poland
lazy like a big fat crocodile just eaten
3 swimmers in the river now gone
caught in the wrong place wrong time
kind of things the angry man did/does
he himself complains hey why me!
yet it was he who did the things he did
got plonked in jail for a month
now he hates the cops usual thing
now got a rap sheet really moans
hey wait a minute you made a choice
doing this and that now being latent
waiting for the trial that'll never come
just blow the judge up you're italian
get a fake id and go elsewhere
move on in life write a film on it
you who are forgotten in 3 weeks
another angry young jerk same old
who will be the next clone like you?
your kind are all over in every town
welcome to tomorrow go get a life
a legit one with issues or shit
you wanna fix things fix yourself
and your criminal ways and go talk
to your cop bro who has things to say
is he as latent as you?
A bomber plane flew/payload heavy Moscow bound/for little Putin
Heal It
Squeeze that big spot by your right ear
See the puss ooze out like cream from a cake
You need to do it 3 times to empty the shit out
How did you get a large red spot there?
Was it shaving the night before?
A mosquito bite full of infection?
An allergic reaction to aftershave?
Scratching your ear while having a shit?
It could be anything but one thing is certain
The pop of the spot and spurt of puss
On the mirror and your fingers is good
Time to wipe it wash it put antiseptic on it
Check for any other spots ready to go
What a lovely mess soon to heal
