Two
fighter pilots met in combat and both were splashed. One was from Taiwan and
flew an F-16V and the other Red China with a J-10C. Both state of the art
warplanes fell in flames into the distant ocean. The pilots quickly ejected and
floated down under a turquoise sky.
Quickly
dropping his ‘chute, the Taiwanese pilot ran to the tree, gun in hand. He
looked up and saw the still figure. Blood dripped down one leg. He raised his
gun and fired again at the pilot’s other uninjured leg. He smiled. Torturing a
prisoner was both illegal and unjust. But there was nobody else on this island
so the Taiwanese was in charge and acted accordingly.
The
Taiwanese knelt down and laughed. He produced a small plastic bottle and drank
from it. “Look, I have water. Fresh from Taipei. It tastes lovely and cold.”
The
Taiwanese scooped up a handful of sand and dropped it on the loser’s head then
shoved him with his flight boot. More sand was deposited on the Red. A slap on
the ear, a back hand to the neck, a boot stamp to an ankle, a rabbit punch to
the belly.
He
took out his ceramic survival knife from its Kevlar leg scabbard. It was razor
sharp. The Taiwanese pilot pranced round the sand and skipped to the injured
man. He whooped and sang an old Nationalist song his grand father sang from the
failed revolution.
Hideous
noises came from the Red. Blood poured like rain on to the sand. Another side
kick broke two ribs. Then the pilot got his cock out and pissed on his enemy. No
mercy and no respect!
“Enjoy
the golden rain, you red twat! My Yankee made Viper jet is way better than your
crap rip off junk J-10C. I splashed two before and three of your fat Y-20 jet
transports. I made your soldiers burn for trying to invade Taiwan. Long live
Taiwan! Now you die motherfucker!”
Later, the Taiwanese cut up the dead Chinese pilot and carefully smoked his remains. These would be wrapped in the parachute silk and preserved. This would give him food for two months. He’d done it twice before with other enemies. He would also fish, filter sea water for fresh water plus scout for sweet water springs.
Jimmy Boom Semtex
OUT SOON!
SUCTION PUMP 2020
Jimmy Boom Semtex
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