JIMMY BOOM SEMTEX/NICK ARMBRISTER
Welcome to NICK ARMBRISTER/JIMMY BOOM SEMTEX's blog where a variety of writing is posted including old and new work, book extracts, new project updates, book/blog links, photos and more. Watch this space for news on new books, projects, open mic sets and more. Keep it alternative and creative. Life is about being an individual and writing! Rock n roll \m/ :)
Friday, 24 April 2026
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Saturday, 18 April 2026
Riga More Than Words Brian Von Blimp
Join Riga in new stories about her life in different realities. The work here is both familiar and new. She works in a call centre. She ventures far in her flying disc. She rekindles things with her ex Pedro. There is an erotic script here. How will Riga be in it? Learn more about how Riga thinks. Critical thinking is a must if you want to control your life. Riga introduces one of her daughters here. Her daughter is a pilot defending freedom. A poetry section is also featured. Do you relate to little Riga?
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repost - Should retailers start charging authors to publish their books?
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Hi Nick, Welcome back to a new edition of the Reedsy marketing newsletter! If you’ve been reading along, you’ll know I’ve recently been focusing solely on AI visibility. But today, I have to take a hiatus from that and talk about the elephant of the week instead: Draft2Digital and Barnes & Noble’s latest changes. Here’s a quick recap of the situation: Draft2Digital’s changes:
An important note (that D2D hasn’t been very good at communicating): the maintenance fee only applies to accounts that have books actively being distributed. If all your books are unlisted, or if you only use D2D for formatting or for the Books2Read links, you can keep your account free of charge. Barnes & Noble Press’ changes:
At first glance, these changes aren’t related — except for their announcement date. But in reality, they both answer the same problem. The AI bookspam wave“Bookspam” is a term coined by author Kevin McLaughlin to describe a problem we’ve been seeing since the release of GPT-3: scammers using AI to spam out thousands of books on retailers. With AI agents, it’s easy now to just create an agent (using OpenClaw, for example) that:
I’d estimate a workflow like this takes 5-10 minutes to run. Which means one could theoretically publish over 100 AI-generated books every single day. And there are likely thousands of scammers out there doing just that. We (authors and readers) don’t always see it. These books rarely sell more than a handful of copies, and so get little to no visibility. But a handful of sales across thousands of titles is still enough money to keep scammers going. And these days, companies like Draft2Digital, Barnes & Noble Press, or Kindle Direct Publishing are definitely feeling the bookspam wave. In a recent interview with Kevin McLaughlin, D2D’s CEO Kris Austin mentioned that Draft2Digital regularly has to decline as much as 70% of the titles uploaded to their platform for publication. In other words, up to 70% of books uploaded to D2D every single day are spam (mostly AI-generated spam). And I expect that percentage to be similar on KDP, B&N, Kobo, and every other major retailer (or distributor). Now, Draft2Digital and Barnes & Noble have actively tried to combat this. D2D has gotten pretty good at detecting bookspam and shuts down any accounts showing irregular activity, while B&N Press recently implemented the title limit to limit new accounts pumping hundreds of books a month (not to penalize genuine authors with a big backlist). But unfortunately, scammers are full of resources: instead of publishing hundreds of books under the same account (which would result in a red flag), they started creating hundreds of accounts, each publishing one book, thus flying under D2D’s spam-detection radar. Which brings us to this week’s changes: new accounts are now subject to an activation fee, and all accounts must pay a yearly maintenance fee (unless they are above the $100 earnings threshold). Should publishing be free?Thanks to KDP, Smashwords, and Draft2Digital, authors have been able to publish a book on many retailers for free. The business model was simple: by taking a cut of your royalties, these publishing platforms made money if you made money. In the AI age, this doesn’t seem sustainable anymore. Distributors like Draft2Digital have a responsibility to the retailers they work with, and part of that responsibility is to make sure that the books they send to them don’t infringe on copyrights, don’t contain plagiarism, and aren’t full of AI-generated nonsense. Running these checks has a cost — and not running them would have a much higher cost, as retailers would just start treating all D2D books (and all indie books in general) as spam. So what’s the solution? We just saw it: introducing fees high enough to prohibit scammers, but low enough to keep publishing accessible. I wouldn’t be surprised to see other retailers and distributors follow suit and introduce similar fees for publication — whether on an annual subscription basis, or on a per-title basis. Is this sad news? Yes and no. I think we’d gotten too used to publishing being free. For most people, writing — and publishing — books is a hobby. And I hate to break it to you, but all hobbies cost money. If you like hiking, you’ll need gear. You’ll need a car (most likely). You’ll need to pay park (and/or parking) fees. All that is more expensive than $12 a year. Until now, publishing was a hobby you could invest money in, but didn’t have to. And even if this changes, at $12 a year, it still remains the most accessible hobby out there. Not only that: it’s the only hobby I know where you can realistically expect to make some money (or even a living) if you do things right: write a great book, learn about marketing, and have a bit of luck. And since you’re already subscribed to this newsletter, you’ve got the marketing part ticked off already. 😉 So if you’ve been among the authors distraught about these changes, I invite you to look at them in a new way. If they indeed limit bookspam, they should be a welcome change, as they will raise everyone’s visibility (except the scammers). And if you see that $12 fee as a penalty, take it as an extra motivation to reach that $100 threshold. Ask yourself: what can I do to boost my sales on Draft2Digital’s retailers (or libraries)? Or even better: get in touch with Draft2Digital reps to ask them that question. Despite all the changes, I still believe that this is the best time to be an author. We have more opportunities than ever before: more roads to publication, more retailers, and more business models. So don’t let those fees stop you — treat them as an investment into your future success. Happy writing, and happy marketing, Ricardo |
Friday, 17 April 2026
Riga Nined
Tuesday, 14 April 2026
A Few Short Stories Kindle Edition by Nick Armbrister (Author)
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0GL2SFC3G
Nick Armbrister celebrating 30 years in writing April 1996 to April 2026. In this Short Story collection, Nick Armbrister has put together several short stories from his various books. The stories range in mood and topic matter. All are for adults. They feature human events, personal interactions, erotic and romantic matters, scenes of war and death, lighter funny and satirical moments, questions about human nature and more. Several stories and forty thousand words. This book is released in Nick's 30th anniversary year of writing. 1996 was the year he started his writing career and when he was published, originally poetry, moving to short stories and later novels. His has been quite a career and very varied. Read this book and enter the world of Nick. This is a small selection of his broad writing. Are you similar to his characters and do you relate to their journeys, both inner and outer? Nick wants to write for another 3 decades. Enjoy. Why not start writing yourself?
Mercury’s Goodness
Amy was a girl from Planet Mercury. Her hair was green and her skin was lilac. Her eyes were white and her smile was lush. She looks like that sexy Venezuelan Aljazeera news reporter Sandra but is coloured differently and from a different planet. I wonder if both gals would be friends if they met in a bar or on a remote mountain. Amy has several friends dotted about the universe. She met them all randomly while travelling.
Some are humanoid others insect like some alien and one is even invisible. Amy is open to new things and understands life is all different. This is why she was created by the galactic creator to heal the universe and cease the wars and planet collapses. She’s very busy and enjoys her down time. She restored an old H Model spaceship she found abandoned on an asteroid. It took 327 years to rebuild it but this she did. Amy flies it when in the mood. She also paints pictures using moon dust. Amy is quite a gal and you’d like her. Most earthling guys would want her and some gals too. She knows what to do in bed with them and also with aliens. Her skills are galactic and what she doesn’t know she’ll learn. Her age is questionable but being of different biological make up it’s not the same like ours. Amy admits to simply being herself though she would be classed as Mercurian. She holidays on Earth and on a planet named Dash 97 which is fifteen point two light years from our galaxy. Amy is now drinking tea with me and we talk about life in general…
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Fixed Wheels
The car had fixed wheels which didn’t turn. To turn the car a series of hydraulic jumping equipment physically lifted up the car in short almost violent actions. The car was quite famous and had been featured in music videos with Aerosmith and Eminen. In the town where the car was from it was a regular scene and there were various wannabe homeboys and their biatches posturing and posing. One or two had rival cars but none were equal to the matt lilac one which was a legend. It was made from a lesser known marque not a GMC or Chevy or Ford. Or even a Buick or Pontiac. America made great cars and it was an American vehicle and it was all that mattered. People stopped to look or point. Most had photos or videos for their blog or sites or posterity. This was an icon a machine that belonged to another age that of the past but it was still relevant now and would so. It had a mix of old skool and state of the art equipment from clock like dials to a digital music/game/TV player. The owner was quietly happy that he was the custodian of such a special vehicle. One with a fixed steering wheel and hand held controls to kick in the hydraulics to turn it. They worked very well even at top speed and were very different than the normal steering wheel way. It was the coolest car in town. A lilac one off by a small defunct company. Everybody wanted this but a photo was enough to prove they’d seen that car.
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Alive Jeep
The man sat in front of the jeep which drove about with no driver. He was in the passenger seat of the driverless vehicle. It had a mind of its own and went here and there picking up passengers. It was like a robot computer car with no driver and top level capabilities. The passenger just sat there checking his emails and writing a story on his phone. All the while the driverless jeep plied its trade on the usual route 24/7. It was unusual but when you spent a day sat in the front seat it was fine. It was boring once the novelty wore off. Even seeing the controls use themselves the steering wheel gears and foot pedals like a ghost was there. There was no supernatural entity just a jeep with a mind of its own doing a job moving passengers. See the lights at night pulse flash and throb. Listen to the loud high watt music boom your body. Marvel at the unsilenced exhaust as the jeep with no driver goes top speed on the open road. Few things are as cool as this vehicle or taking a trip. It’s perfectly safe and a life changing event. Why? The jeep has no driver! A back full of passengers and you sat in front by the empty seat!
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new poems
Events One
Same crap different day you know the feeling
Go thru the motions mental self-cruelty
Why do we do this to ourselves?
Answers not given plain site
I’m here again oh no!
At your fortress
Knock knock
Events
Yes
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Outa Here
Throw out the blues
When you feel that colour
Get hold of a gal and go dancing
Go climbing with the five
Who wear shorts and vests
Make love on the peak
Cum together no blues then
Banish the blues away
To those boring city folk
Who live by a set routine
Work at 9 screw at 2
Have a shit at 4 coffee at 6
I can’t live my life like that
Stuck in a box of blues songs
Drive me bloody mad!
Give me damn freedom
Just for a day
Not your kind of life
You the blues man
Enjoy what you got
I’m outa here!
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Via Cubao
I got the jeep to Cubao
It was full as fuck
All jammed in sardine style
The hawker hanging on the back
Cubao! The pax knew where to go
Like the bus conductor
Get our bus it has a sign on front
They all say here there the Moon Mars
Board our vehicle to take you home
Elsewhere the bar where you wanna go?
Shangri La where the dancing gals are
Via plane submarine boat car chopper
Jeep to Cubao nothing is like it
See lady boys gays hot gals
All mincing it do this and that
I’m going to my call centre job
Just another Manila wage slave
Look at the gal in the shorts hehe
Don’t forget to get their numbers
Cubao via bayen via Quiapo
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Devil’s Vehicle
Going to reload my phone
Hear the high-performance engine roar
Racing bike goes past
That sounds go get some!
And a second racing bike goes past
Give it Devil’s fingers and he sees me
And replies the same
And opens her up full throttle
Off he goes what a sound
The best sound on the road
High performance piston engine
On a bike just like a plane
As cool as it gets...
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Mad Subs
You never saw three bears like those there
All dirty white in colour with red button noses
And even redder pissed off menacing eyes
See what each angry bear carried in his hands
Small matt black machine pistols locked and loaded
Evil looking death dispensing command presence items
Three not so little bears of all sexes
One is a guy one is a gal one is a lady boy
Visiting a bank near you to make a withdrawal
Leave the vault empty the front tills hurry up!
Do not call the cops or we will gun you down
Like we did in the last bank over there
We had two months in Bora Bora from that
Your cash will pay for a trip to Bali
Miami is so 1980s and we are the three bears
Amy the gal Roy the guy and Quentin the lady boy
Don’t fucking piss us off or we will subgun you!
We are all focused mentally unbalanced criminal bears

