SUCTION PUMP 2020 Jimmy Boom Semtex

SUCTION PUMP 2020

                                                               

Jimmy Boom Semtex

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Suction Pump 2020 is a new release from Jimmy Boom Semtex and a follow up to the other 2020 volumes. The varied work includes 11 very different short stories: There is the man commuting to work by train who meets a serial killer. There is a dinner meeting in Portugal featuring spies and the fate of the world. There is the situation after a jet dog fight when the two pilots meet on a remote island. There is the ideal alternative couple about to get married but something happens. There is a ghostly Captain who wants command back of his ship back. There is the Asian gigolo and three Persian princesses. There is the story about the lonely dog who wants a friend. There is a touching wartime romance story about a young couple. There is a telephone call between a man and a woman. There is the Martian artist colonies and their debauchery. There is a trip to the cinema with a difference. Erotic scenes and death play a part in the writing and stories. Read on to see what happens to the equally varied characters. Will this 2020 book be Jimmy's last in the series? Time will tell. Enjoy. More in this series will soon follow...

GIRLS, GUITARS, GATLING GUNS Jimmy Boom Semtex poems

GIRLS, GUITARS, GATLING GUNS

Jimmy Boom Semtex

 

 

Aerospace Grade Materials

 

There is both fear and defiance in this horse's eye, but why?

 

The horse was NOT scared

I’m a war horse and nobody messes me with me

Not even aliens who think they’re big and hard!

Or so the horse defiantly thought

Well he also thought he was a horse but butbut…

 

The horse was actually a spaceship!

Low and behold in all his glory

A real spaceship that was in space

To venture between the stars

And he was horse shaped.

 

But was made of aerospace grade materials

That was mined from distant asteroids

And built into a starship in a factory

That orbited Neptune for ease of use

For cosmicexploration and so more.

 

The horse shaped space vessel was big

Many miles high and across and heavy

Like the heaviest metal played by Compressorhead

Or mined from the most lucrative asteroid

Powered by fusion drive and ion engines.

 

Armed with triple laser cannon arrays

For defence against meteors and alien craft

Like now that were ready for war!

Zap! Zap! Zap! went the lasers guns.

Boom boomboom went the alien craft.

 

And Yahoo! whinnied the horse craft

As he became master of the galaxy

And unleashed war of the worlds

Thus dooming the entire universe

To violence and darkness if aliens won.

 

But a million horse shaped spaceships

Were being built in deep space

Up-gunned with undreamt of weapons

And uprated engines and other toys

Thus guaranteeing galactic horse victory.

 

There was no need for a human crew

Machines and robots took over

Ensuring a flawless capacity for success

As a hundred thousand ships sped off

To impose equine discipline in space.

Blended Pans

All things to all men.

Take me to two thousand words.

And send me in orbit so fast.

Tannhauser Gate bound.

Blade Runner esque times ahead.

Paradise on fire.

Heavy Ticket

What a magnificent animal. 
The seven foot long guinea pig.
She was the same standing.
With the bite of a tiger.
I don't want one as a pet.
She would eat so many carrots.
And greens and seeds.
Above all else needing to be free.
One day I must write.
Then dream a dream.
What were you like?
So magnificent and unique.
I think of you...

 

Night Trip

The couple were taken by men with guns.

Handcuffed and driven far out of town at night.

A***** where the bodies are left.

The armed men threatened and acted.

Which is it? The moped or your husband?

They took the moped in return for her husband’s life.

When the threats were over and men done, they went home.

A long way in the dark far from town.

Other things were taken too like their ipad.

Was there proof of drug use or dealing on it?

For the husband was an alleged dealer and user.

On a hit list to be taken out, for drugs are bad.

Everybody agrees, no more lives be destroyed.

The husband’s life was destroyed a day later…

Pride

Truly proud to be an alternative soul.

Those people I’ve met/befriended/seduced

/stolen/bumped into/been seduced/been stolen/etcetc

and you showed me the meaning of being true to one self,

I salute you...

 

 

 

CC 191 2020 JIMMY BOOM SEMTEX poems

 

 

Fireman

It was the most dangerous job ever

Only a blind fool

Or a focused professional

Would be a fireman

 

So dedicated to their cause they were mad

Always on edge waiting for the next call

Where's the next fire and how bad is it?

Are people trapped unable to escape?

What equipment will we need?

 

How challenging will it be?

One thing is certain

More calls will come in

False alarms or real

It doesn't matter

 

They are always ready to respond

The most dangerous job in the world

Where failure and death are awful

But professionalism and training

Ready the fireman for this challenge

Soon the phone will ring...

 

 

 

Risk of Life

Oxygen fire wraith/Born from Hell itself, purest/Pray you burn quickly

 

Shackled

Jessica is tied up

And can't take the call

She will call back

When untied and unfucked

But right now she is busy

With her friend's husband

And his teen son

Getting fucked in every hole

Tied and spliced

And bloody loving it

Jessica tied up

Bondage queen

Re-load

It either works out

Or it doesn't

Either way things

Will be fine

Life moves on

To the final end

A last showdown

Gun fight style

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on arseholes lol

an arsehole is an arsehole is an arsehole. even if you paint the arsehole sky blue with red dots its still an arsehole. an arsehole never changes. ive met quite a few in life. i keep a list in my head of them, the arseholes. i cant remember if any were painted sky blue with red dots. now that would be funny and make a good pic haha \m/

Tristania Top

Tristania Top

2009 Tristania t shirt replaces 2003 Tristania t shirt

Wear it till its worn out and tatty

So full of holes that it looks like cheese

By 2017 this Tristania top needs replacing

It's falling to bits like the original one

So the cycle continues on and on

Tristania goth band t shirt never fading

Replaced every few years by a new one

Yet the music is the same but different

Full of darkness and hope

Lost love and longing

Death and rebirth

Just like the t shirts for each album

Lasing half a decade or more

Worn hundreds of times with pride

Showing off my gothic colours

And a love of Norwegian goth metal

Being a non-conformist and different

Not a Beiber 1 Direction fan

Loving real music written and sang with passion

 

 

SUCTION PUMP 2020 Jimmy Boom Semtex blow jobs from story

The sex was cool for those who took part. Looking at it there was not much to tell. Two girls sucked a man’s dicks together. It was cool simple pleasure. The man had a longtime girlfriend. Right now she wore a jagged cut frayed short denim skirt that showed off her cool legs and a purple top with no bra. She was on the rag so no fucky fucky today but she didn't mind when two chicks sucked her man’s dick. They went at it like Vegas showgirls. Real tongue lashing whores. Satisfaction guaranteed lickety split style. The ragged girlfriend gave verbal - Go on girls, lick my man’s balls and suck his shaft - and visual cues - showing off a thigh or butt cheek - to her heavenly husband. He soon came. It was filmed for posterity.

Juniper’s Daughter: Fookin' Weech Nick Armbrister poem

Juniper’s Daughter: Fookin' Weech

 

Nick Armbrister

Keyboard

The sexy receptionist pecks at the laptop keyboard

A little bit like she pecked at her lover’s cock

 

During her dinner hour!

 

They had sex in the cleaning supplies room

It was a rushed sweaty bouncy affair

A bit like the affair she had with her husband’s brother

 

That was a bit tricky but well worth it

 

Her next target is the milkman and his apprentice

After all two are better than one!

And that’s only this week’s action

 

Next month will be even busier

 

With varied visits to foreign dignitaries

Coming over for the trade show

This lady knows them all

 

Being a receptionist she has all the details!

 

Decisions decisions who to seduce next?

The hippy poet author named Juniper does sound nice

Championing her wave power idea

 

Yes she is my next one…

 

 

Juniper’s Daughter: War Is Obsolete – Futility and Hope Nick Armbrister poem

Juniper’s Daughter: War Is Obsolete – Futility and Hope

Nick Armbrister

Soldier Boys 1 

I went out to Manny to meet a black gal but she never showed. Go to the pub and get pissed, I’m good at it! Then back to town my crap Oldham to another pub to have ale and curry. What’s this? Eight lads surround me at the bar get ready! But no fight, fun!

 

They try to wind me up do I like men? Yea I like you I tell the big one, all muscle.

 

I show my WOW tat on my arse and what fun! Party time, we drink as one and I have the big lad’s wine down half a bottle in one, then more beer. And I know I’m right, they’re army lads, how do I know? I just do lol. 

 

Incident Report 74399 2020 JIMMY BOOM SEMTEX poem

Incident Report 74399 2020

JIMMY BOOM SEMTEX

Music Made Me

I made it belong to me and it still does

Decades later the tracks are the same

Am I identical to the teenager?

At first I refused to listen to songs

But sooner than later it happened

My own path and choice and way

There was The Beach Boys and Frankie

A very varied mix of quality music

But it was one song and band

It changed everything in 86

The Bangles Manic Monday

One listen and I was hooked

And got the record and was fine

For I had an identity and a band

They set the musical bench mark

Over the decades many followed

T'Pau and All About Eve and

Pat Benatar and Joan Jett in 88

Voice of the Beehive in 91

And so many more awesome groups

Real bands doing real songs

80s, goth, rock, metal, indie,

Alternative, punk and more

My life soundtrack saying this:

Fuck the mindless idiots!

 

 

 

PENIS BREAD 2020 JIMMY BOOM SEMTEX poem

PENIS BREAD 2020

JIMMY BOOM SEMTEX

Pleasurable

We ask to speak to you

But you're not there

Instead your delightful lady friend is

She sounds oh so damn nice

She says you're both friends

Do you do more than friends do?

Or do you live in regret?

Always wanting to fuck her

Just like I want to do?

NIPPLE PASTE 2020 JIMMY BOOM SEMTEX poem

NIPPLE PASTE 2020

JIMMY BOOM SEMTEX

Oh My Back!

My next door neighbour told me a funny story the other day

It’s about Phyllis who lives down the road

She was out with her fancy piece called Tommy getting laid

Having a fuck in his car down a country lane

She was there with her legs open not thinking of her husband

Going at like a prize stallion chasing a filly winning his race

Then Tommy cried out in pain and started crying

Phyllis thought he was joking about

‘Oh damn it! My back has gone Phyllis! Call the Fire Brigade!’

‘You gotta be joking Kev. But hey! I love a man in uniform.’

Kev managed to reach his hands free kit and call 999

Within five minutes the fire engine arrived

Four beefy firemen in uniform assessed the situation

Hiding their smirks they planned what to do

One fireman got the Jaws of Life from the fire engine

It took several minutes to cut the roof off Kev’s Jaguar

His expensive cool motor was now a convertible!

Then over the next hour they slowly lifted Kev upwards

And placed him in a rigid stretcher to minimise further injury

An ambulance arrived and Kev was taken to hospital

Phyllis got busy sucking and fucking each of the firemen

In Kev’s convertible Jag which was now a shagging parlour...

 

 

 

Battle Clouds sample

Battle Clouds sample

Two fighter pilots met in combat and both were splashed. One was from Taiwan and flew an F-16V and the other Red China with a J-10C. Both state of the art warplanes fell in flames into the distant ocean. The pilots quickly ejected and floated down under a turquoise sky.

Quickly dropping his ‘chute, the Taiwanese pilot ran to the tree, gun in hand. He looked up and saw the still figure. Blood dripped down one leg. He raised his gun and fired again at the pilot’s other uninjured leg. He smiled. Torturing a prisoner was both illegal and unjust. But there was nobody else on this island so the Taiwanese was in charge and acted accordingly.

The Taiwanese knelt down and laughed. He produced a small plastic bottle and drank from it. “Look, I have water. Fresh from Taipei. It tastes lovely and cold.”

The Taiwanese scooped up a handful of sand and dropped it on the loser’s head then shoved him with his flight boot. More sand was deposited on the Red. A slap on the ear, a back hand to the neck, a boot stamp to an ankle, a rabbit punch to the belly.

He took out his ceramic survival knife from its Kevlar leg scabbard. It was razor sharp. The Taiwanese pilot pranced round the sand and skipped to the injured man. He whooped and sang an old Nationalist song his grand father sang from the failed revolution.

Hideous noises came from the Red. Blood poured like rain on to the sand. Another side kick broke two ribs. Then the pilot got his cock out and pissed on his enemy. No mercy and no respect!

“Enjoy the golden rain, you red twat! My Yankee made Viper jet is way better than your crap rip off junk J-10C. I splashed two before and three of your fat Y-20 jet transports. I made your soldiers burn for trying to invade Taiwan. Long live Taiwan! Now you die motherfucker!”

Later, the Taiwanese cut up the dead Chinese pilot and carefully smoked his remains. These would be wrapped in the parachute silk and preserved. This would give him food for two months. He’d done it twice before with other enemies. He would also fish, filter sea water for fresh water plus scout for sweet water springs. 

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