BUCK FUCK ZUCK

BUCK FUCK ZUCK

Where were you when they assassinated Mark Zuckerberg?

I was having a dump and using Facebook

I was promoting this book in erotic groups

The barstewards blocked me from posting

Because my book is a rude one

Full of well written adult poems

Which feature varied sex and intimacy

I guess my book isn’t for the Zuck

So feck the Zuck and all he stands for

I won’t miss him or his smug ways

I read that his death was a slow one

And that they cut off his ballacks

Then romped his sexy wife and shot her full of dumplings

It said she enjoyed the sex after consenting, of course

But don’t believe all you read

Is the Zuck really dead?

Fucktard him and his awesome (NOT) site

I’m off for a beer coz I'm stressed...