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MORE MAD POEMS AND VERSE BY NICK

By Nick Armbrister

Titanoboa

Magnificent 48 foot long snake.

Dead 60 million years.

Hunting silent as death,

a stunning animal at home in water.

Back bone fossils found in a Colombian quarry.

New record size.

Imagine seeing one today.

Maybe a good job none are alive now.

Bad men would hunt them

to sell to collectors,

put in a zoo,

kill and be stuffed in a

drug cartel’s mansion.

What made Titanoboa so big?

Eating 15 ft Blunt Nose crocs after

crushing them to death?

No, warm temperatures did.

What a sight, a 48 ft snake weighing a ton.

Alive 60 million years ago.