Collector

Collector

She collects orgasms

Keeping count in her head

One orgasm the milkman

Two orgasm the window cleaner

Three orgasm the garage mechanic

Four orgasm the neighbour's son

Five orgasm the local church vicar

You get an idea what she's like

Knowing full well her skills

To suck buck ruck and fuck

The complete package

Nothing is out of bounds

She's at all not shy

So bring your friend and his sister

She will make them all cum

Using fingers, toes, tongue and more

Sex toys if so inclined

From love balls to strap on dildo

Pleasure is guaranteed even if shy

This lady is a walking leisure centre

Always open for business

Never turning fun down

Orgasmic quake rocking the town

Discretion doesn't matter

Tell your friends and family

Sooner or later they'll fuck her

Exchanging orgasms by proxy

Pay her if you want

But cash isn't her aim

She won't refuse

Using it to buy new toys

To please her lovers

In her infinite escapade

From the woods to club to taxi

She does it anywhere

Seeking more joyous thrills

With new lovers and fuck buddies

Watch this space

You maybe her next