MY MATES’ FUN

My mate said to me he’s a nice guy and he needed

to find some girls to have some casual sex

with and a bit of adult fun.

He is so open minded and adult,

I’m amazed at how he describes it.

His hard work is to lure a girl—

he’s still looking after only asking a few

but one is interested in fucking him.

He’ll see how it goes, he says.

He wants to join a swingers’ club

but he can't afford the membership:

he’s sure he’ll like it when he does.

Anything for the chance to make love

to other girls. His ex never let him:

why they split, make love, not war.

I await his adventures with twitching ears.