Monday, 30 January 2017

DOWN ON THE TOWN

DOWN ON THE TOWN


Go down to the town and check it out.
There’s lots to see and even more to do.
Go walk amongst the shops to see what there is
or have a quiet pint in a nice friendly pub.
If you want you can meet new people,
some you like, some you want.
As the day goes by you wonder where it goes
but don’t you worry, another will soon be here.



Sunday, 29 January 2017

THE COMPLETE NICK ARMBRISTER POETRY COLLECTION Volume 1 1996 - 2013

REED


I bow down to life as it crushes me completely,
relentlessly and incomprehensively.
The pressure is so much, is my breaking point near?
Or will I last out forever while those around me fall?
I don’t know and I can only guess at the outcome
as I take it day by day.
I have so little that I can call my own,
just my things that can be moved in a day.
I had a car and a wife but I was never really happy,
not in the way that love would last forever.
I am like a reed, bending in the wind

but will I break in the hurricane or sway in the breeze?

Spud Time JIMMY BOOM SEMTEX

Spud Time

JIMMY BOOM SEMTEX



Cecil Eccleswaite the 3rd was a raving lunatic. You didn't mess with Cecil. He's put to create kaos, destruction and take over the world. Currently he's on the number 13 bus from Manchester to Bury, Lancashire. No one in Bury had any idea what would shortly happen. And only one man had a chance of stopping Cecil - Gonk, a Royal Marine.

Shoki: The Story of Sensei Pete Ratcliff By Nick Armbrister

Sensei Pete: There’s medals and trophies, obviously 1st place, 2nd place, 3rd place.
Nick: Like in any other sport.
Sensei Pete: And obviously in any other sport, any athletics.
Nick: Is it the equivalent of bronze, silver and gold?
Sensei Pete: Yes, yes.
Nick: Do they work on a points system grade in the competition fights, how do they work to pick a winner?
Sensei Pete: Picked on points basically, strikes to the body. If you strike the body, that’s one point. When it gets to three points you win the competition.
Nick: That seems quite low, point count.

Sensei Pete: It depends on what association it runs under. Nowadays from 1970s to the year 2013 now, there’s thousands and thousands of associations and every association has different rules.

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Ragheads
Daesh Isis ragheads are just that. Doing rather nasty things to other Muslims, non-believers and anyone else who crosses their path. Chopping off hostages' heads, burning captured pilots alive, drowning other Muslims, setting car bombs off and pimping young girls as wives/sex slaves. Many disaffected white honkeys jog off to join Daesh. The reasons are many: to kill, get an underage wife, have an adventure, escape the law or join the raghead caliphate. Some think Daesh are the West's puppets. Made by the USA. The reasons why have gone. Now we must kill them. Christians v Muslims in a holy war crusade. One thing which is cool is seeing smart bombs kaput the ragheads. Send them off to meet their maker. If they're blown to pieces, will they get 72 virgins? A shame we can't ask them. The trip is one way.



Conveyance

Conveyance
they had an arrangement that was convenient.
It worked to a certain degree.
The 5th degree.
The four others were superflous.
Their arrangement was for business only.
It was fine in that area.
Each with a sphere of influence.
Like America and Russia.
Trumpton and Putin the dog sucking one another off.
Fine if both were fine.
No happiness needed here.
For business is cold hard numbers.
Only they matter along with success.
If the numbers go red then they're fucked.
Like now.
Their convenient arrangement in tatters.
A business gone boom like their dreams.
If only they hadn't argued over numbers.
Both were wrong and paid the price.
They parted.
Failed business venture.

ERDOGAN THE GOAT FUCKER POEM LMFAO


Saturday, 28 January 2017

A Sister's Tale and More Besides By Jimmy Boom Semtex

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Adult over 18 story. Liza is the girl next door type of lady. She lives a simple and rewarding life. Her sports physio job pays well. It also brings opportunities to meet men. As does socializing in pubs and clubs. She also likes the ladies. Join Liza when she parties, works, sees her sister and her friends. Her antics are both memorable and funny. Will she remember her lover's name in the morning? If we all had a sister, would she be like Liza? What would people think? Girl next door or party shocker? Jimmy's hot ebook isn't listed on itunes, scribd, etc due to adult erotic content. Get this raunchy hot ebook on lulu.

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Wrong Direction
The man who designed the helicopter is mad.
Why you ask? Because of the time it took to design.
Such an amount of effort to get ten thousand parts moving as one.
All in the wrong direction.
Thus achieving flight.
If only one part move in the right direction, its catastrophe.
A big crash killing all aboard and destroying the machine.
Luckily crashes are rare.
The mad designer did his job well.
Thousands of parts moving in the wrong direction.
Allowing safe and economical flight.
You can buy a chopper for the price of a good sports car.
Learning to fly it is the costly part.
Get a good mechanic to fix it.
One who knows how to keep the parts turning the wrong way.
Keeping you and your machine safe and sound.



Ace Poems Nick Armbrister with Shy Lhen Esposo

Otto became famous after shooting many planes down.
Attention soon focused upon Shy.
Somebody mentioned her Jewish grandparents.
They were long dead but their blood lived.
It flowed in Shy's veins.

Evil worked behind the scenes.
When Otto was preparing to lead
the Luftwaffe's most perilous wartime mission, they came.
You are part Jewish.
You will come with us.
If you resist, you will be shot.

Shy and her son were taken by the Gestapo to a Konzentrationslager.
Both would soon be murdered.
Otto's fate was sealed too.

In war, love endured but flesh was burnt.

Friday, 27 January 2017

Broken Turtles by Jimmy Boom Semtex

Jelma remembered Song, the dead pilot's, last words and vowed to stop this nightmare before the conflagration spread. There was only one way to achieve this; not military, political or economic. No, witchcraft! Of that, she was sure. Something her aunt once told her decades ago still rang true: There are times Jelma, when you have to put faith in other things. Things you can't see. But if you believe and if you have the skills, you may command them and put your intent into motion. That way, you can achieve great things. For good but beware, also for evil. Be careful in your intent my dear child. Only use magic for good and to make the world better.

ian and abby bit

"Shh," his wife indicated. She kissed him some more. Time stopped. He replied to her hungry kisses. When she bit his tongue and drew blood, he gasped. When she did it again, he bit her back. This drove her nuts. She hurriedly lifted his damp white t-shirt and threw it on the mop heads. His chest was toned like an athlete. Abby drew her fingers down his back, lightly at first. Ian placed his hands on her bare legs and felt her thighs. Her cut down jeans made her look good. And lush. She bit him again...

Kahlia Akasha Jet Strike By Jimmy Boom Semtex

Kahlia Akasha Jet Strike



By Jimmy Boom Semtex

Far over the horizon tracer shells arced into the heavens on long silvery trails, visible by the naked eye and on night vision equipment. Bigger flak bursts showed where exploding heavy shells hit nothing. Individual missiles zoomed skywards chasing their own shadow, pretty detonations graced the heavens boosting the morale of their firers. A ring of steel protected the second secret facility but they were naked if they couldn’t locate their deadly enemy. Word spread all over Burma of multiple nuclear explosions and at least ten enemy jets coming from all points of the compass, attacking.
   This facility was a biological weapon lab buried underneath a mountain. One hit and the whole mountain would come crashing down entombing anyone who outlived the initial two hundred kiloton explosion. With their radar and jammers on standby both pilots now felt anxious, they needed all the surprise and luck to crack this nut. Slowly the streams of tracer and explosions came closer. The outer edge of the defensive gun belt was still ten miles away from the mountain base. Their weapon had a max range of twenty so it was time to launch; cunningness was the order of the day.
   “I’m going to launch out of range of their guns and missiles, we don’t want to risk a lucky shot on their part. I’ll snap roll and fire from upside down, lofting the weapon so it climbs and comes down at an angle to the mountainside. When it goes off the blast will seal the entrances and bring the mountain down on top of them. Ok here goes!”  Nick said in a gruff voice, studying his Head Up Display and infrared image.
   “Good technique. Don’t miss. I want our second to be a direct hit like the first,” Vaanya commented, double-checking her switches and screens.
   “Take you shot, it’s all in the green.”
   “Here we go!”
   Nick shoved the controls over violently and felt his world whirl quickly in three dimensions, almost forgetting to fire the missile. He did so when their wings were well past the angle. It was okay – just. The kick back from the second weapon almost sent their jet crashing into the jungle. Both Nick and Vaanya corrected and brought the dizzy almost uncontrolled roll under control. Already two miles away and climbing the second nuclear missile was on target and on the way.
   “What were you saying hot shot?” laughed Vaanya, chastising Nick for his screwed up snap roll.
   “Yes, I could have done that better. I need more practise on that manoeuvre,” Nick sheepishly answered, knowing his pagan bride was correct.
   “Anyhow, I’m turning onto our new heading. You can fly for a bit, I need to relax after that close call. Okay we’re on heading. Are you ready?”
   “Yes I’m ready to take control,” she confirmed.

Thursday, 26 January 2017

The Complete Nick Armbrister Poetry Collection Volume 3 1996 - 2013 By Nick Armbrister

http://www.lulu.com/shop/nick-armbrister/the-complete-nick-armbrister-poetry-collection-volume-3-1996-2013/ebook/product-21875237.htmlTHE COMPLETE NICK ARMBRISTER POETRY COLLECTION Volume 3 covers it all, Nick Armbrister's work from early 1996 right through to late 2013. An epic career of poems on many topics and views. Much of his work has been published in the 'small press' poetry scene over the years and in his previous books. Also included here is new unpublished work. This book will appeal to anyone who wants to read Nick Armbrister's multi emotional work and to new readers who want to read something different and unique.

THE COMPLETE NICK ARMBRISTER POETRY COLLECTION Volume 2 1996 - 2013

Age Old

People made of sand now lost in the sand, blowing in the breeze. Dusty grains kicked up by the whirling dank air. A dervish in a swirl. Unrestricted ruins now visible, all that remains of the old city.
Ruins are bones, bones are ruins. Everything beneath, bleach white bones under equally white moon.
Luminous.
Square stone blocks no longer upright. Earthquake tumble. Fragmented roof tiles, fractured mosaics, dried up river. All eaten by sand, an unrelenting advance.
Dust bowl heaven for small scurrying creatures, hiding from the sidewinder snake. Now the only life here.
People are skeletons in the sand. Culture extinct, a memory amongst ghosts. Over now.

Italia

Dream of a nation, they built a big airship for Arctic exploration. Things went so well, taking a plethora of readings and photographs till a head wind sprung up. They used most of the fuel battling the wind. Serious technical trouble followed. This would go downhill, fast.
A crash!
Ripping fabric, torn envelope. Smashed control cabin forlorn on the ice. Many dead and injured. Stuck on the ice sheet, forsaken? Airship drifts off to oblivion and death. Lost to this day, many decades later. What were their last moments like? A mystery.
Poor stricken men from the control cabin were rescued after time in an icy Hell. They risked their lives for Italy and exploration. Were the risks worth it? Italia was lost...

Dench

I know it's wrong in seeing beauty in dark things. How serenely stunning the mighty Gustloff looks on her side, sinking. Black Baltic night.
How prettily disfigured is a soldier's face after an illegal explosive bullet connects. One eye function.
See the biker wrapped round the left rear tractor wheel, under the mudguard. Nice fit. What the hell?
Hell on earth. Oxygen and a spark in a space capsule, French fry time. Give them a nitrogen air mix to breathe. Space cadet dead time.
You wanna die? I know a good spot by Uppermill railway tracks. Hide in the bushes and jump on the rails when a train comes. Maybe you're the train driver's third suicide. Can't stop the train or a rear end smash. Next train is five minutes behind. Warm brother style, close.
Nice day sailing. You're rich and an April boy. More cash then sense. When your mast snaps and you're stranded at sea, just think: where's you're radio? Ashore with your bloody brain! You starve to death, seagull food.

So much fun, moving vehicles and darkness.

Monday, 23 January 2017

It Doesn’t Snow In November by Jimmy Boom Semtex

Dedication

Dedicated to goths, metal heads, tattoo collectors and minted people everywhere.


 

 

 

Story

Hell, I slept through my alarm! Goddamn stupid thing. Got to get ready and meet Sarah at the pub for lunch – she’ll kill me if I’m late! She’s got a temper worse than mine but she’s my best mate. Time for a quick bath as I do my breakfast – two toast. Put a CD on, hmmmm... yes, The Gathering’s Mandylion album. How I love that! Hard to believe ten years have passed since it was released. Still sounds so good. Toast is ready, Marmite – my favourite. I think. My Mother did something right; no one to take the piss now as I munch this, yummy yummy in my tattooed tummy!

My bath’s ready: better not let it overflow, we know the last mess it made. I can be so forgetful... throw my old faded Metallica top on the floor and jump in. Just right! Lots of Rose-scented bubble bath, as sweet as me! Wish Karl were here to scrub my back. Aah, Karl... my fingers slip between my legs to my most secret place. You made me sore last week but how I love to fuck you.

Dressed now in faded “black” jeans, size 6 cherry red docks and my beloved Tristania t-shirt, I look in my full-length mirror – yes, I look good. Their last album Ashes was a stormer, loved them live too. As good as Nightwish but who would I fuck? Tarja or Vibeke? Decisions, decisions...

Stereo off, leave my flat, locking the door, say “Hi” to my neighbour Jason, an old Ted from the 60s. I heard your music again, a new one? Yes, sort of. Look, it’s Tristania, even got the t-shirt! Saw them live too, they’re from Norway. I’ll copy you the CD if you want? Well, lass, not Teddy boy music then? I could tell you some tales... I’ve got to go, another time maybe, Jason. I’m off to the pub to see my friend and have lunch. See you!

Quick walk to town. Just love this late August sun. Oh! That man’s staring at me, he must like me! Give him a quick wave as I turn the corner by the churchyard. Then duck into the pub – there’s Sarah! Hi, how ya doin? Great, me too. What ya having? Usual. Yes, me too. We’ll have these, then order lunch. This is nice lager...

We laugh and joke only as good friends do. Sarah just broke up with Mark but likes Liam but he fancies what’s her name? Sarah may have a girlie fling with Wendy for post break-up blues relief. I don’t know, what’s she like? We order food with free a beer, chicken tikka masala for me (I’m the hot one!) and lasagne for Sarah. More small talk, two or three jokes and our meals arrive, are eaten. Another beer, yes, see you again tonight, say hi to Wendy for me.

Feel a bit tipsy now, nice feeling though. Time for a stroll through town. Can't believe TJ’s has Xmas decor up in summer! Usual shops, think I’ll get a blouse at Oxfam. Nice ethnic style, that’ll do. Time for my tat now! Booked in 2 p.m. – Inkpot, Oldham’s finest. Nice dragonfly on my right shoulder to balance out my unicorn on my left. Yes, I’m okay guys, how’s business? A nod. Needle sound – love that so much! Good you’re busy, can’t wait till mine’s done. We only do the best Gemma! I know lads, I’m planning on more. I can show this off tonight at Rockworld. Tattoo looks great, bit sore but no regrets. Just removed the bandage, give it some air.

What’s the time? 4 p.m.! Time to go to Nigel’s for one of his famous coffees. Hi Nige, how are you? Oh Gem, what a nice tat! Just had it done? Yes, you like it? You should get one. Nah, you know me and needles and blood and pain... Later. Great coffee. Hey, another one? No my love, bed first. He takes my clothes off, kisses me, strips before me. How I love his body! I grab his cock and he plays with me. Onto the sofa, his fingers up me. More kisses, his cock up me. Ten minutes of rampant thrusting wet sex! I cum twice, he once. Another coffee, naked. Dressed and away, great to be fuck buddies, his coffee’s a bonus. He should have a café. Back home, hair all over the place, slight smirk. Will people guess? ?


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Fire Extinguisher Man Erotic Stories Series Two by Jimmy Boom Semtex

Fire Extinguisher Man Erotic Stories Series Two by Jimmy Boom Semtex
"Consider the ice well and truly broken," Jane said, wiping tears from her cheeks. She giggled again and looked down at the half naked man next to her. Shaking her head, she added, "And it's black. God damn!"
"Glad it is. It's good to get introductions over. Yes, my cock is black, well spotted." The last sentence brought more school girl giggles from the middle age woman. Fire Extinguisher Man wanked his knob a few times.
Jane's mind was whirling like a gull in a gale. This is unbelievable. Nobody would ever believe me if I told them of this. No one.
"Do you want me to get fully undressed?"
Jane became shy and quiet. But only for a few seconds. "Yes. Yes, take it all off. I want to see you naked. All of you."
Without further ado, Fire Extinguisher Man got down to business. He untied his Timberland boots and removed them, took off his jeans and boxer shorts and then his blue lumberjack shirt and figure hugging army t-shirt, placing his clothes neatly on the ground. He kept his thick woollen socks on because pine needles and fallen leaves were everywhere.
"I like what I see," Jane observed. "Now undress me."

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A new collection by Jimmy Boom Semtex. This book contains varied work on many topics. From a spaceship shaped like a horse (Aerospace Grade Materials), what to do with a body (The Human Body), satire about human waste (Turd People), about the 4th Reich (She Asks), drug war stories (A Mother’s Tale) and much more.
Jimmy's troubled teen years are covered here (No Teen Gal, Days of Thunder and You Did). Fans of his work and explosive writing style won't be disappointed. Sample: Etched in Bombs Post me a letter bomb to blow me up. Reduce me to pieces for I've had enough. The biggest bit of me, my thumb. Look at it just sitting there, on the floor. I’m like strawberry jam, all over the walls. Best way to be in this selfish money grabbing world, dead. Blown up like those stuck in Aleppo. Blitzed by Putin's bombs in the world's weapon proving ground.

REPLICA, REAL

REPLICA, REAL
Only I care about the passion of flight,
dream of old airplanes that don’t exist anymore,
mourn them like the loss of a lover.
Silly thoughts yet more precious than gold,
for I alone remember.
See Fokker D8 replica roll and pirouette,
a silver arrow becoming a cloud – almost real.
Look at old blueprints on the net of the real D8,
stare in wonder at the simplicity of it all.
Yet for a second I was in raptures, a real D8, a big dragonfly on TV.
Simply existing. How would it fly compared to the replica D8?
Turn tighter, dive faster? My dream is complete, for now.

Thursday, 19 January 2017

YEARNING FOR SPRING

YEARNING FOR SPRING

Here we are stranded in the snow
in the middle of winter freezing
our bollocks off. I yearn for spring,
for the warm new sun and new green leaves.
It seems I am destined to remain here
forever but in my mind spring arrives
in a blast of colour
and winter is a distant aching memory.



CLOCK WATCHING, AGENCY CUNTS


CLOCK WATCHING, AGENCY CUNTS

Numerous times I have joined a work placement agency
to do a mind numbing brain dead moron work,
been on the poverty line. Hard up, broke.
Take your documents in, sign on the dotted line
and you belong to us right now. Send me to a crap place
with crap people for crap money for a crap agency.
Staff UK sent me to Constellation Luggage in a run down
Victorian cotton mill, £3.60 per hour. Sorting out suitcases
busting your balls emptying cargo containers,
stacked floor to ceiling, from Red China.
Up to three separate places on as many days
when I worked a week. If the cunts have not paid me
the week later, where was I at? At Fashion Logistics
sorting out clothes; you can’t even take a shit
without the cunts interrogating you.
Don’t like it there? Walk home down the motorway
from Castleton to Oldham, be picked up by the Old Bill, taxi!
To Rescource agency, to be placed at Bernstein plc, Middleton.
A real flat pack shithole! C’mon you cunts! First the bits flat
into the boxes, have to beat the record! Xxx many thousands,
beat the other line! You lad, who me? Yes, you! You havent put
the piece in flat, we had to stop the line. Fuck you,
I don’t give a fuck, I’m only here coz they won’t give me my dole.
I left another shit job – Park Cakes mental asylum.
I eye up all the birds all day and listen to the radio, c’mon 4pm!
Agency cunts at Rescource agency even charge me £3 a day
for the privelage of going to their crap job. The boss is okay, short skirt
and bare legs, I’d fuck it. Late night drinks in Manchester for this Yorkshire bint.
I waited one and half hours once to be picked up, at 5.30pm—
guess who drove thru the gates to the small pond/nature reserve
in her Pug206? Kerry to meet her fuck, didn’t give a toss about me.
Then my lift came, bitch, no doubt as your fuck came up you, Bernstein plc style.
After that shit I went on the dole for nearly a year, 2001.
My, it was a sweet time paid for doing fuck all but my book “Juniper’s Daughter”.
I did other agency work, same old shit but cash went up slightly.
Real shitholes like Shiloh (shithole) by Primetime Placement agency, primetime pricks. The gelled up prick in a shirt who drove a new Golf said to me:
“We have a cushy (crap) job, we can’t seem to fill it. Not sure why?”
(You should try this, you puff). I lasted two weeks, I wonder why?
Packing nappies for Welsh pensioners, shitty arsed gits! Guess what? I packed
all the wrong ones on purpose, how funny is that?
I worked with a professional Bangladeshi gang member who was going straight,
after killing a man in a car crash, a psycotic metal head
and a burned out 30-year-old ex-rocker. My boss was a cunt,
he told me off for swearing on my first morning, the fuckin’ wanker.
Guess what I did? Went on the dole again and stayed there
three long povery stricken lazy years doing my poems in my mouldy council flat.
Did a bit more agency work with Esprit agency at DTS—that was okay.
I loved working with the girls, some hot ones there! I used to wank
over them when I got home. Last agency work I did  was crap
in more ways than one, moving shit for Epping council at Cory Enviromental
with New Wave agency, Aug and Sep06. Finished that, onto the dole again,
not in smelly Oldham but in posh Essex! How I’ve moved up in the world.
Been on it four months now, no new job. What will I do next?
More crap agency work? I’m registered with Blue Arrow, Triangle,
Adecco and one I forget. Not got a single day’s work, what does that say?
All fuckin’ crap! Run by southern pussies.
I won’t mention my temp to perm crap jobs that weren’t agency
but here’s a taster – Littlewoods, Glyn Webb and Dunelm come on down!
I nearly forget, one agency put me down as a fork lift truck driver
at a shithole hire and fire ’em place called Metool.
Yet I was told I would be a van driver’s mate and then a lorry driver, not flt.
What the fuck’s going on? I walked out halfway thru my 3rd day…

all crap! The dole is calling…

europa 2 anti war book

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This is a set of short stories by Nick Armbrister about a Russian/Soviet warplane called the Aeroprogress T-720B. It covers her flying in the sky, in battle and takes the reader on a nail biting trip to nuclear war. Detailing aerial battles, weapons and emotional scenes. The aircraft was a design study and never built, never entered service or saw combat. Nick made her faster and more deadly.

My Husband the Whore 3 By Jimmy Boom Semtex

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This story is partly based on Joe’s quest for love and a search for something. What? Good times, sex, the missing link? All of the scenes are false but based in reality. It’s up to the readers to define which. It’s one fictitious man’s journey in his life and personal conquests. Some were good, some bad. All are memorable. This story predates Whore 1 and 2 and goes right back to the beginning. It describes Joe’s early days and his attempts to get a girlfriend and lovers. Some of the sex was good, others bad. For most teenagers, their teen years are a time of frustration, girls in catalogues and frustrated joys. See how Joe coped during his teens, between his child and adult years. In reality, none of this really happened. It’s all from Jimmy’s fertile imagination. Guys, we are all Joe. Gals, are you Joe’s conquests? If not already, you may well be.

THE COMPLETE NICK ARMBRISTER POETRY COLLECTION 1996 - 2011 poems

INNOCENCE IS LOST… VENGEANCE

“What the fuck are you doing?” I scream at you and your thugs.
You do the ultimate evil, you silly animal Norwegian Satanists.
 I wish I could obliterate you all. Killing kids, the innocents die young,
evil lives on, look at that twat Hitler. How dare you do it!
Does that mean I can fire an SS-20 at Oslo? You and your kind are the
worst, I hate you all. Vengeance will be ours...


PAGAN

As I had read about the futility of war
and the loss of the innocents from 58 years ago,
I think to now—
to emailing a girl and having the past,
my past brought back home.
Of my ex-wife being in Mars in a new life,
of Heidi saying we’ll be friends, me telling of Norway
and the truth to a true pagan and then
silence…






NOTHING

On my own, cold with ice in my veins, snow
in my soul, a freezing north wind clouding my mind.
I am alone again, oh how it hurts and brings me down
to my lowest point.
From the streets of Madrid and of Susan,
to jealous Mary, back to strange Brianna,
I have never been alone, until now.
With nothing to show but memories and loss,
the ache of so many girls. I curse
life and the Christian god, why is it like this?
That’s why I don’t believe in it, destiny is mine.
Someday I’ll overcome my loneliness
and meet the one, may pagan bride.
For now I sit and wait, contemplating my future.