Tuesday, 12 May 2020

Smooth Mr Custard

Smooth Mr Custard
By Craig J. Burt /Jimmy Boom Semtex
Smooth Mr Custard
Slides down alleyways
Handsome & gay
He's not a bed wetter
He shares diamonds & rubies
With his King
Free ballin'
Shake his ding a ling
He can even make it sing...

This you gotta see
Roll up roll up!
Smooth Mr Custard
Has a BBMC
Big Black Monster Cock
He spins it like a helicopter
His enormous big chopper
Fully oiled and lubed
Up your back passage
Just wait till he shoots         
You’ll walk like John Wayne!

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