Blow Me Down Erotic Nick Armbrister

Blow Me Down Erotic

Nick Armbrister

Stuck Keys

There is a man who collects things

He has a total of five thousand and nine

Each one has a special place in his heart

And a story to tell

For each time it’s different

He documents it all

In writing, on camera and audio recording

What does he collect?

Jizzed up computer keyboards!

He uses his lifetime subscription to YouPorn

To get off and cum on his pc keyboard

They key jam up and it’s fucked

The guy lets the spunk dry

Then slings it in the corner

There’s a big pile there

And he’s more to go

A lot more…

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Budgy or Canary?

How many words describe when Janice cums?

What sound does she make?

She may:

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Groan

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Gasp

Moan

Groan

Whimper

Scream

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Grunt

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Big Rig Driver

The truck driver loved his wife more than he loved his truck

His big rig was his pride and joy just like his wife

He also loved fucking hookers that were at truck stops

In his career he'd fucked thousands of diverse ones

And driven dozens of different big rigs

Carrying all types of loads from oil to lumber

But the only love of his life was his wife

No matter how powerful or cool his truck

Nor how good the drunken climax

Or how many times he endured both

It was always for her, his wife of thirty six years

This was why he drove coast to coast

And north to south earning his pay

To feel his one true love, his punk rocker wife

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Of the long distance trucker who kept America functioning

And who in turn had wives who kept them going