Oldham Chav Suicide

Oldham Chav Suicide

The Oldham chav wanted to commit suicide

He asked me to help him but I refused

I didn’t want to be an accessory to his act

I’d go to jail and be known forever more as a criminal

Just like the suicidal chav who insisted to die

I said to him is it ok to observe and he agreed

I watched him prepare the rope round the post

He seemed to know what he was doing

Had he actually hung other people?

I didn’t ask nor did I ask on his past

I imagined it was criminal like all chavs

He got a chair and placed it by the wall

It was under the pipe and rope all set to go

I nodded to him and he smiled sadly

Then climbed onto the chair and looked round

And he put the rope round his neck

His neck was long and narrow

The rope looked powerful and work like

I had no illusion that he would soon be dead

With one final smirk he jumped upwards

At the same time he kicked the chair away

His body jerked as the rope took weight

He jerked and twitched and went red

There was no neck snapping noise

He was slowly being strangled!

A smell filled the room as he defecated

I remained there for two hours more

He was long dead by then and gone

His body becoming stiff and his soul?

Was he in heaven or Hell or inbetween?

An Oldham chav had just suicided

I now had to write...