definition of lonely lol

Dead Stick Beach Landing (based on a sci-fi short story I read as a teen, forget the name or author)

The pilot landed his pointy space plane on the beach

It was a long sloping beach so he needed a touch of rudder

Like his wife tickling one of his nuts

But she was dead like everybody else

Space travel did that or light speed did

Several years of it was toooo delayed

Thus the pilot returned to a world now changed

Humanity was gone and so was everything else

Smoke and ash remained along with a poisoned atmosphere

The carbon monoxide allowed him to land

Gave his wings and controls something to bite on

Or he would crash like a meteor

His nuclear fuel used up not enough to light a cigarette

He had no way to replenish his oxygen

So in three hours he was dead

Or sooner if he popped the door

And took a breath of poisoned air

Fuck that time for a beer and some metal tunes

Maybe the aliens saw me land and will rescue me

They can even join me for a beer

There are twenty four out of date cans...