Tuesday, 26 February 2019

Soldier Types from my new book with link


Soldier Types
What type of man becomes a soldier?
All types of man from a baker to accountant
From the criminal offered either jail or the army

To the graduate who wanted to become a man
All signed up and were given a number
Along with a rifle and uniform and orders
Off to war they went aged 18-22

Keen to show they were ready and able
To kick both German and Japan where it hurt
This they did hundreds of times over

But after Germany and Japan kicked them
Killing their buddies and losing them battles
After these harsh lessons America stood up
Making a stand to do what was needed

Smash the Axis militaries two front war
First Imperial Japan and then Nazi Germany
But it was soon apparent that both were equal

One threat the same as the other
But different in their make up
Yet the same in their fighting intent to win
Both were heavy weight opponents

With skill and tenacity and a knockout will
This was the nature of the enemy to fight
The Army of Democracy stood up

And took on the challenge to be victorious
Once and for all even if it took forever
And cost every single soldier his young life
They started the war we’d finish it





Sunday, 24 February 2019

DC-3


DC-3
A Post-War design classic with the looks of an actress.
Silver alloy cool taking you cross country.
Fancy a holiday?
Fly off in a Douglas DC-3.
The height of style and Art Nouveau cool.
It's speed and range revolutionized air travel.
There wasn't nothing like it before except the beautiful Boeing 247.
Hundreds of civilian ones were made but war ended that.
Giving the DC-3 its finest hour as thousands were built.
Called C-47 Skytrain, they gained immortality over Arnhem and Normandy.
Dropping paratroops and flying in supplies for the army.
Braving Flak and enemy fighters.
Shoot downs and crashes were common but they were always there.
In the middle of the battle doing what it did best, being a flying workhorse.
One survived being rammed by a Japanese fighter.
Others flew over The Hump, risking storms and four mile high mountains.
A few went missing with their crews, never to be found.
The aircraft was that good it was copied by the Soviets and Japanese.
After the war an improved version was built but it wasn't needed.
Thousands of war vet transports were cheaply available.
They flew through the decades, on and on and on.
Now in the 21st Century there are hundreds still in service.
Regular passenger flights are flown in Canada and Columbia.
A testament to Douglas' legendary DC-3 design.
Fitted with turboprop engines, they still proudly serve.
Some will fly for a hundred years or more.
The world's first airliner to achieve that feat.
Stylish yet simple, historical yet humble, this is the DC-3.




Friday, 22 February 2019

Detonate the Night from my new anti war ebook


Detonate the Night
The attack came with the ferocity of war
War like only we can know
For we knew this moment was coming
But we didn’t think it would be so
Bad in the way that death is final
And all knowing that life ceases
When enemy explosive discharges on our positions
All we can do is to wait it out and endure
Those who survive must be ready to resist
Throw our enemy back from whence he came
But killing him is more preferable to that
For he will return in twenty years like he has done now
We will bear his bombardment and emerge
Then we will defeat him and smash his army and weapons
And savage his homeland as he does ours and we will win
Once the shells stop we will rally those who remain
And we will charge his guns so Victory is ours


from my new anti war ebook Eventful War by Nick Armbrister Kindle Edition



Thursday, 21 February 2019

definition of lonely lol


Dead Stick Beach Landing (based on a sci-fi short story I read as a teen, forget the name or author)
The pilot landed his pointy space plane on the beach
It was a long sloping beach so he needed a touch of rudder
Like his wife tickling one of his nuts

But she was dead like everybody else

Space travel did that or light speed did
Several years of it was toooo delayed
Thus the pilot returned to a world now changed

Humanity was gone and so was everything else

Smoke and ash remained along with a poisoned atmosphere
The carbon monoxide allowed him to land
Gave his wings and controls something to bite on
Or he would crash like a meteor

His nuclear fuel used up not enough to light a cigarette

He had no way to replenish his oxygen
So in three hours he was dead
Or sooner if he popped the door

And took a breath of poisoned air

Fuck that time for a beer and some metal tunes
Maybe the aliens saw me land and will rescue me
They can even join me for a beer
There are twenty four out of date cans...







Wednesday, 20 February 2019

Merc Secret Plane Stories by Jimmy Boom Semtex


“We were faster than them and could out climb them but they out turned us and were more agile. Bert tried to turn in a horizontal fight with a Mig 17, he never made it. The Mig zipped round and blew him apart. Bert never had a chance. I climbed way up above the Mig to dive down on him with my superior speed and get him with a missile shot. He saw me when I was climbing up and pulled his nose up and took a shot at me. I remember seeing his tracer shells arcing up in two separate streams and falling away out of range. He now knew he was dead. I took my time climbing four thousand feet above him. I kept my throttles on max in my climb, using the water to boost my max engine power. At the top of my climb I killed the water and lit my burners and came down like the Devil. I locked up the Mig that killed my wingman and fired a single Sidewinder. In those days we could only get the enemy from the back or above and in the rear where his engine heat was. This I did and my missile blew him to bits. There was nothing left and I had my second kill, my first with a missile,” Bubba quietly continued. I ordered two more beers, he insisted on paying the bar tab.

Tuesday, 19 February 2019

Eventful War Nick Armbrister new book new book new book


Eventful War
Nick Armbrister

This is Nick's new anti war poetry collection about World War Two. A very varied collection of work in several different poem styles like verse, rhyme and Haiku. There are poems on the machines of war like the Hurricane fighter, on the bomber plane, on U-Boats, and tanks. The men who did the fighting and those who sent them off to war are covered. Why would two brothers fight one another on opposing sides? Works also covers equipping the men for war, on the historical aspects of the battles, on spoofing the enemy, about the weapons like the bayonet, bullet types, guns and rape as a weapon of war. The poems are intended to make the reader think. What is war? The work here covers opposing sides and much much more. A second volume will follow in future.https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/924473

Friday, 15 February 2019

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Thursday, 14 February 2019

Kebab Chips Drink Nick Armbrister


Kebab Chips Drink



Nick Armbrister

Illusional Fish 1

I do not care what colour you are
I do not care what size you are
I do not care what hair tint you have
I do not care what shoe size you are
I do not care what job you do
I do not care what car you drive
I do not care what sports you like
I do not care what tax you pay
I do not care what neighbours you have
I do not care what jacket you wear
I do not care what your dress sense is
I do not care what breakfast you ate
I do not care what brand of coffee you like
I do not care what your friends say
I do not care what your husband does

           



Illusional Fish 2
All I care about is you babe
You by my side in my bed
Or on top of me or under me
Or in any other positions
All wet and moist in the shower
Jumping off the wardrobe
On your kitchen table at dinner time
What matters is you and me
Naked together like innocents
Getting it on like spies
Making noise like a rock gig
And violent like a bulldozer
Together in our birthday suits
With no damn cares at all
This is how I care for you
Like you do for me…





Pompous Man Purple Tool
The wife’s husband said, ‘Fuck you!’
It was directed at his love rival
A man who was so superior
In every single way and the wife knew

This is why dear darling wifey did it
Had the affair with the better man
He was more intelligent
Had a better job

Was twice as handsome

Drove a Porsche
Had a six pack
And was a decade younger

And another major advantage
He had a huge purple cock
So fucking huge it made the wife scream

It was almost like she was dying

Being murdered by a night stalker
But the real night stalker was the cock
And it was attached to the better man
And was right now inside lesser man’s wife

Pumping thrusting venting disgorging creating
Creating something that could not, would not,
Ever be forgotten by the legal husband

He wanted to kill the superior model
But that wasn’t possible because he was stuck
Super glued to a chair and made to observe
Watch his wife get utterly fucking ruined

By the huge purple meat stick with a red tip

Fourteen inches long and totally bald
Giving it to her all day and night and forever
For two people it was paradise

For one it wasn’t…

Flotsam and Jetsam by Jimmy Boom Semtex


Flotsam and Jetsam

by Jimmy Boom Semtex

Jelma's year had flown by. Some of the time was spent in China, working with Chen. She was commissioned to design and produce three dresses for him; the first two had been made in Japan while working at Kazuki. Her two colleagues and friends, Kaito and Chiyo, helped out. Both had worked at Jelma's former place of employment, Washi, run by Michu. Michu has a reputation for being a touchy boss and was known to hold grudges. Jelma faced her off in a potential war that was narrowly averted when she set up her own fashion house, Kazuki. Would a one year business legal clause have made any different? That was doubtful. The maverick designer would have found other ways to make dresses and get round that easily. Jelma always kept alert but wasn't overly paranoid.

Also adding to her team was Sera, her newest colleague and friend. Each of Kazuki's staff had an important role in the production of Chen's commissioned dresses. The third dress would be different; Jelma would temporarily reside in China where she would design and produce her final piece for him, working at his main clothing factory. Jelma's colleagues would help out, advise and troubleshoot when needed by video link, email and phone. They were never out of the loop and part of her team.
The ladies were working on a marketing plan for the first two dresses that Kazuki had produced for Chen. They were to be sold in top Chinese stores. Kazuki could only produce a limited number of dresses each year due to the small number of staff.
After the boss Jelma, there was Sera, Kaito and Chiyo. Each dress was handmade and there were only so many hours in the day. Jelma had a plan to get round this:
"I have a plan. It goes like this: Chen has six fashion houses making things as diverse as children's footwear to teenage sportswear. One of his fashion houses, called Loquat, makes women's clothing. I propose that this factory will make two thousand each of our first two dresses. That's four thousand individual dresses. It's well within Loquat's production capability. Chen informed me they can make ten thousand a week at peak demand. This is to keep up with demand and free us up here to do new projects. What do you think?"
Silence descended in Kazuki's meeting room while the four girls thought it over. Jelma walked over and made some sweet tea. Chen sent it over from China. She gave each of her colleagues a small cup of the dark green liquid.
"Well... it sounds good at first blush. Four thousand is a large number to produce. We can't do that many here. We'd have to hire new trained staff who can hand make dresses. No time to train them. They'd have to hit the ground running, like I did here. So Chen's factory being able to make them is a good thing," Sera commented. She was the newest member of the team but learnt fast, had previous design experience and was equally skilled designing or cutting garments by hand.
"Yes, our dresses are all special, unique and handmade. I trust it that Loquat can make the four thousand dresses all by hand? We need to be clear on that. If not, I'm against the venture," Chiyo replied. Her expression was grim. We are old skool purists in this awfully modern world. Only we do handmade dresses! Machines are a sell out.
"Ok, some good points there. Kaito, what do you think?" Jelma nodded, looking around the room. Her last friend and colleague hadn't spoke yet.
"My views..." Kaito whispered. She sat back in her leather easy chair and sipped the green tea. "Ok. I think we need to know about his production techniques before we say yes or no on this. But we do need the four grand making."

Friday, 8 February 2019

Europa 3 Nick Armbrister and Andy N


Europa 3


Nick Armbrister and Andy N

Bridge Building


We dug in the mud we used sticks
When we found bits of wreckage I was happy
When I heard the soldiers talk of ghosts I was in disbelief
When I realized I was here by fate I was fine
When I knew my Goddess guided me I was chilled
When my Hello Kitty tumbler fell I knew
When we knew this was the spot I cried
When we found a bit of bone I was elated
When I knew we had succeeded I was a girl
When I knew the big wigs had failed I smirked
When I hear it’s true what we found I’ll believe
When I hear that we found Lt Stone I’ll drink
When I drink in memory of Stone I’ll invite him
When I drink with Stone I’ll invite Kurosawa
When we all drink together we will all smile
And say how silly mad bad sad war is
But how cool aeroplanes are
Then we will all be fine
And laugh and enjoy our destiny
For we have all lived
And walked this green land
And flown in its blue skies



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(I)

There was no heroes here,
laid out on the beach
cut to pieces
just the dying and the dead,

Those who went out to fight
for their queen and country
and those who didn’t come back
at the end of the day

There was no heroes here
holding onto their ears
or those shooting up in the air
trying to hit the enemy fighters

Those who went out to fight
for their queen and country
and those who had to be forced
at the end of the day.

There was no heroes here
no villains and heroes
just men and boys
swooping in demi darkness

Just men and boys
furled in an endless nightmare
sleeving emotions
marked across the beach.

Just men and boys
carved across the beach
praying for a way out
whether alive or dead.






Endure the Wave by Jimmy Boom Semtex


Inside the inker was busy doing his trade, high quality tattoos. Needle sound filled the small studio. The three looked around at the flash on the walls. It was like being a kid in a sweet shop. So much artwork to choose from.
"Look at that. An angel of some kind," Jelma pointed out.
"Yes, it looks awesome. A back piece," Chiyo said. "I'd say four or five sessions would be needed to do that."
"That would hurt like hell but look amazing."
Chen looked at some writing scripts by the door. "This looks good Jelma. What do you think?"
She walked over and sized them up. Yes, there must be twenty writing styles here. The gothic one looks cool. As does the joined up one.
The needle noise stopped and a bit later the tattooist emerged from the back room, his work finished. His female customer said bye and left. The tattooist greeted Chiyo, "Hey Chiyo, how are you? How's the tattoo?"
"Hi Rikki, I'm good. My tat is doing great. Look," Chiyo greeted her tattooist and showed him the tattoo.
"Great. Hey, who's your friends?"
"This is Jelma and her boyfriend Chen."

Friday, 1 February 2019

Jabo


Jabo
NEVER EVER FORGET THEIR STORIES...

Be it the 5 MITSUBISHI A5M CLAUDEs that ditch due to fuel starvation in the sea

Or the 3 FOCKE WULF 190s that hit a German mountain. One had a red nose...

Or those perished on TINTWISTLE KNARR (AVRO LANCASTER-7 DEAD, 3X HAWKER HURRICANES-3 DEAD, LOCKHEED P-38 LIGHTNING-1DEAD)

And on and on and on and on...

There were 10,000 TEN THOUSAND training plane wrecks in the UK in world war2. Yet some was actual war acts eg the AIRSPEED OXFORD TRAINER that rammed a MESSERSCHMITT 410 HORNISSE... 7 dead... 2 German 5 UK...

And what of the woman who asked me for help who said her dad splashed a JUNKERS JU88G nightfighter with hand held infantry weapons? The 88 hit a house and 5 died there...

This is all down to my DAD RIP. His influence... Son this is a warplane...

brexit poem lol


Oh How Then
The powers that be took us into this mess
And we as people decided to act
Yes that’s right we banged our pans and spoons
Screeching ENOUGH IS ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!
You there over there yes you in Europe
With your plans and rules and laws and languages
We are English and do not want your rules
Or to be ruled by you from citadel Europe
What will we gain from this?
Having to use Metric instead of Imperial
Pity the market traders now in jail
For refusing to bow down to Metric
In a clink with druggies and gangsters and murderers
But the Euro MPs should be inside
For maiming our lives with their red tape
From fishing quotas to banana size
They say jump and we ask how high?
So we did jump and jumped out of Europe!
Some wanted to Remain but I voted Leave
Yet what a mess it created oh dear
May’s leadership is tatty just like her
And her job is hard even damned
But there is No Deal with the chaos it brings
Brings to us in England and you in Europe
What will it really bring?
A sense of leaving but then what?
Increased air fares, a need for Visas and new wars???
Time will tell...