Thesis

Thesis

The teenage child went to his friend's to do his thesis.

This was the excuse for everything and anything.

Drinking lots of dirty beer.

Consuming two bottles of brandy.

Smoking fucking weed.

If it's going to the strip club to get laid.

Or to the tattooist for underage ink.

Or having sex with his friend's mum's sister.

Or going on a road trip in a stolen car.

All these and more are classed as thesis.

I wonder if I can get away with it?

Doing my theses.

Off to see my mistress!

Thesis, an excuse for all things nawty.