Table Crayon

 Table Crayon

I was in Infant One at school

I was four years old

And a very naughty child

I proved this by vandalism

I crayoned all over a hexagonal table

The teacher wasn't watching me

I saw my chance and went to work

She caught me a while later

When I'd done my work

Crayoning all the table

A real work of art by Jimmy!

You naughty child!

I'll write a letter to your mum

This letter was the first of many

I was always naughty at school

Just like at home

Naughty Jimmy!

Incident Report 74399 2020

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