Being Normal Is Boring - Broken Aeroplanes, Screwed People, Alternative Writing, :) Jimmy Boom Semtex

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Aestival Tide

The Prince of Storms is coming. Ucalagen. It will soon be the Aestival Tide. The festival will begin. The wave will be here. The Lahatiel Gate will be opened. We will go Outside. To the beach...

Compassionate Redeemer will be there. It will be hungry. My brothers and sisters will die. Before the wave and storm hit. Will we be scared of the sky? What of Araboth, our dome covered city?

Liz... What did you create? Why is it so damn beautiful? So bloody evil?A fragile ray of hope?

My father asks, who is the girl? I ask, does she die? We all ask, why is she so beautiful? We all love her.

I want to fly and be free in a Gryphon plane. The same skittish biotic craft that read my mind and sow a Rain of Roses and mutagenic rain. Let's go now before the wave and storm...

We want to live and be free.

 

 

Buy Sell

What the hell are you doing? In bed with an alien who should know better. He's from near Orion. Snook a ride here on an old freighter. Got no visa, designated Illegal Alien. He is both of those, illegal and alien.

                                                                                                                                                   What if we go to his world. Are we as Earthlings, classed as illegal aliens? Deported coz we've no visa. Classed as naughty boys. Don't come here again. Only good boys allowed. Those with the right papers.

Then you can live like a king, do what you want. Either here on Earth or the alien world. Correct paperwork is an imperative. Even if it’s forged. Bought on the sly in Turtle Town. Welcome to the Universe.

 

 

Section Three Deviant

You Sir are strange.

I've never met anyone like you.

You pick up freshly fallen conkers and eat them.

Why is that odd?

You dip them in dog shit first.

I've seen you kiss a cat on the lips.

Normal?

Not when it's been dead three weeks.

Then there was the time you said you were from Mars.

But your passport lists you as Venusian.

Is it fake?

You'll all be getting a picture of my friend, forthwithby email.

I never sent it; he did.

By thought alone.

You should see the shit he sends me.

Photos of all types of crap.

Real turds.

I delete them and he imprints them to my mind.

Now I like and respect the guy.

He's nice and polite but a tad different.

I suspect he'd like my brother.

He was quirky.

Would he tolerate him eating his dinner with his feet?

No.

But he would like his awful Japanese singing which is his party piece,

while wearing an old Kamikaze crash helmet.

Just wait till you see what he does with a tattoo gun and a cactus.

It's ever so funny!

I wish everyone had a friend like mine.

A Section Three Deviant.

Totally screwed in the head,

like the rest of us.