Ultima Thule by Jimmy Boom Semtex

In Or Out?

They ask the question that affects us all: What did the baby do first? Breathe in or out first? I have the answer. When I was in the womb, my mother's, I breathed liquid. An oxygenated liquid, like fish do. Then came the birthing trauma. And I went from breathing liquid to air. Air is a gas. I breathed out the liquid and cried. By crying they knew I was alive. My cry was made after an in-breath. Air went into my lungs. So there you go, the answer. A baby breathes air in first. Not a breath out. Unless... the dear baby can convert the oxygenated gas into a gas and breath it out? Jimmy Boom Semtex'll step over and God can answer that.