Wednesday, 30 September 2020

Table Crayon


 Table Crayon

I was in Infant One at school

I was four years old

And a very naughty child

I proved this by vandalism

I crayoned all over a hexagonal table

The teacher wasn't watching me

I saw my chance and went to work

She caught me a while later

When I'd done my work

Crayoning all the table

A real work of art by Jimmy!

You naughty child!

I'll write a letter to your mum

This letter was the first of many

I was always naughty at school

Just like at home

Naughty Jimmy!



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Sunday, 27 September 2020

Randon Txt Msg

 


Randon Txt Msg

The pretty girl who looked liked she needed a good fucking

Went on an interesting day trip to relax

She went on a traditional bus ride to the coast

She had to register her details and prove she was CCP Virus free

This she did and she went to meet the bus

The trip was a tour of three coastal towns and their harbours

It was a wonderful day out if tiring

The pretty girl took three thousand photos and twelve videos

 

She texted all her mates what they’d missed

One message she got was a bit odd:

You’ve been in my head since we met and I wank over you

Please come and whip me and make me bleed and cum

 

Her number wasn’t listed due to twisted exes

The gal thought WTF and called the bus company

She knew who it was even tho he said in the text

The nerdy guy at the bus company who looked 12

 

She replied back I’ve reported you to your boss

But yes I’ll meet you and grant your twisted wish

For I can be even more twisted than you

She went to his house and taught him a lesson

Do not send out random msgs to strange gals!

You may upset or scare the gal or get into trouble

 

The lad never knew what she was capable of

This gal was annoyed at the security breach

She didn’t like random texts off unknown numbers

It defeated the idea of having a restricted number

 

She taught the boy well the only way he’d understand

By inflicting pain upon him to give her self pleasure

His spanked him with a birch spanking paddle

Then with a leather belt cut down and sown double

 

Next she used a double ended rubber dildo

This she put up her pussy and also his butt

After coming she withdrew it and beat him unconscious

While he was out cold she sucked his cock

It was still hard and his climax brought him round

Such were the human peculiarities and joys

 

Have you learnt your lesson yet?

He shyly nodded but she shook her head and hit him

‘I hate a liar and a bad one at that!”

‘I’m sorry mistress. Please forgive me.’

The hurt shy lad cried with real tears

‘It’s ok my dear stalker I forgive you.’

 

The Mistress took a metal ruler from her bag

She rolled the boy over and went to work

Metal on buttock made a nice vicious noise

Her pussy was soaking with desire at the red marks

She hit him this way till he bled

Then she rolled him over and mounted him

 

His lesson was learnt and now she had a slave

Every cruel desire she had would be satisfied

She was both dastardly and dedicated

The bus company boy was now her property

Never again would he randomly text a nice sexy gal

She might turn out to be a sadistic dominatrix like this one!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Saturday, 26 September 2020

Million Dead

 









Million Dead

Red China has only 3 CCP Virus deaths per million people

While later today a million dead is reached then exceeded

Do no ever tell me this is from an animal market

That it is an accident or freak of nature

 

It came from a bio lab

Released on purpose

Or by accident

 

To kill to hurt to collapse economies

All blame goes to the Chinese Communist Party

And their corrupt stupid leader Xi

 

He’s not a president or premier

He’s a fucking turtle with no daddy

Who’s your father

You fucking bastard!

 

Look what you did to the world

A CCP Virus and other issues

The CCP is the new global enemy

 

Wanting to rule the world by a dozen different ways

The bastards killed a million in less than a year

Soon we and the world will belong to them

 

How can we stop them and endure then win?

By simply surviving their CCP Virus

The CCP will simply collapse…

 

 

 

 

 

Thursday, 24 September 2020

lol how true

 


Crap Night Job 

I was on the dole for a year plus when they gave me a job, a crap one on nights doing peace work. Get paid for what I did, I fell asleep on my first night. How boring!

Got fired on the spot. Back on the dole, what joy! Got a bollocking at the joke shop due to falling asleep, well you never listened to me would you, you cunts. I can’t sleep in the day.

So I do my poem for you, how crap you all are. Buy my book and read about yourself. I suppose you’ll give me a crap job on days moving boxes from A-B but I don’t give a fuck, it’ll pay for my vodka and tattoos.

And I’ll tell the lads of this poem for my crap night job and the cunts at the joke shop! 

Friday, 18 September 2020

my book is free for a while 4 different titles in this-

 my book is free for a while 4 different titles in this-

There Is Nothing - This is Jimmy Boom Semtex's


new book. The poems and prose for adults here is unique, explosive and funny in equal measure. The usual suspects are covered: evil war, doing trashy jobs, death, surreal views, exotic women and much more. Check out Jimmy's poems. Watch out for his future releases. The future is explosive! An example is: Hunter Becomes the Hunted World War 2 is still relevant in 2014. Widow of a Kriegsmarine Captain's U-boat still misses her husband. How she wishes he'd had a shore posting and not gone to sea. When he died in his steel coffin, he left a wife and a child. His last resting place is now known off the Cornish coast with two other subs.Aurora's Night - Legend has it that in the American desert at a top secret air base, the most advanced and exotic aeroplane ever built is flown. The plane in question, the Aurora, is rumoured to be the fastest, highest climbing, most exhilarating and beautiful in existence. That existence is known to only a few, those who work at Lockheed's Skunk Works. They make the 'cool' planes. Maybe this is how they made the Aurora. Meet Grant, the designer. A young, brilliant and gifted man. His legacy is the most breathtaking flying machine in world history. It all started with a paper plane.We Don't Have Peace - Private Schmidt is a West German border guard on duty with his colleague on Halloween 1986. They would rather be elsewhere. Their job is to watch the East/West German border at Berlin. They witness a brave escape attempt by two men. One is machine gunned by the East German guards. Will the other man live and cross the border alive? Will the Western guards be able to help? Read on to find out in this short Cold War story by Jimmy Boom Semtex. With gay references and romance.We Don't Have Peace 2 - A poetry prequel from my previous pen name Jimmy Boom Semtex short story We Don't Have Peace based on the two escaping characters, Rudy and Hans. Both were gay and wanted to go to the West, from the prison that was the East/East Berlin/East Germany. Thousands fled by a variety of means. Hundreds were shot dead or wounded. These poems cover the time before Rudy and Hans left.


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Monday, 14 September 2020

Fire Extinguisher Man Erotic Stories Series Four by Jimmy Boom Semtex

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"Do you hear that? Prisoner, did you hear your orders?" Marcelina shouted.

"Yes mistresses. The prisoner heard his orders," Gaśnica Man weakly replied.

"Good. What must Gaśnica Man do?" Kinga mimicked.

"Gaśnica Man must red for five minutes and then fuck Mistress Kinga."

"Good, the prisoner understands," Marcelina replied.

Kinga walked over to her comrade and joined her on the floor. She kissed her and put her hand up the skirt. Her legs were unshaven and covered with dark brown hairs. Moving her hand up, Marcelina sighed and put her tongue into Kinga's mouth. They became a tangle of arms and legs on the floor. Fingers entered pussies in search of G-spots. All the while the prisoner rested with his eyes closed; he was forbidden to watch. Both lady soldiers started to cum. They kissed and hugged, becoming one sexy weapon of war. Defeating Maxim machine gun fire.

I can't believe how they're both treating me. I thought this was role play. It's too real. Is this what is was like in a real war? It really hurts where they both kicked and whipped me. Gaśnica Man got his breath back and felt the pain. He had to see this through.

The war women climaxed and five minutes had passed. Now Kinga slapped the prisoner on his shoulder and he opened his eyes. With her left hand she played with his black flaccid cock. Kinga nodded and smiled.

"Nazi scum will now fuck Kinga. Or be whipped to death. Make your cock hard now!"

"Yes Mistress Kinga." It was time to sink the U-boat wolfpack. As if by magic, the Nazi super weapon rose to the launch position. Fourteen inches of black cock ready for action.

"Show us how you use that big black dick you stole off a black man," Marcelina whispered, acting all nice.

"Yes Mistress Marcelina."




 

Mahula's clit with two fingers, making her laugh and wriggle in a girly way. He quickly brought her to orgasm. Her moans and laughs filled the room.

Ste came back with the drinks. He sat down and watched them. Liking what he saw, he got his cock out and started to wank. Looks good up to now. Fire Extinguisher Man knows how to turn a woman on. My lovely wife is very choosy. He's so athletic, more than me. I feel a bit inadequate. But I'm so turned on...  

"You're very nice," Fire Extinguisher Man said, kissing the wife. She groaned and nodded.

The gigolo brought Mahula to orgasm. She laughed madly and screamed. Fire Extinguisher Man was partly deafened in his right ear. When she screamed again, he moved his head away. He felt her cum all over his hand. Warm liquid covered his black jeans; lots of it. Mahula writhed like an American show girl. When she was finished, she rolled off and went to the table to get her coffee.

"Well done, quite a show. Drink your brew while its hot," Ste said.

Fire Extinguisher Man stood up, looked at his jeans and got his coffee. "This is good. Normally I don't take milk but you make a good brew."

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Aestival Tide

The Prince of Storms is coming. Ucalagen. It will soon be the Aestival Tide. The festival will begin. The wave will be here. The Lahatiel Gate will be opened. We will go Outside. To the beach...

Compassionate Redeemer will be there. It will be hungry. My brothers and sisters will die. Before the wave and storm hit. Will we be scared of the sky? What of Araboth, our dome covered city?

Liz... What did you create? Why is it so damn beautiful? So bloody evil?A fragile ray of hope?

My father asks, who is the girl? I ask, does she die? We all ask, why is she so beautiful? We all love her.

I want to fly and be free in a Gryphon plane. The same skittish biotic craft that read my mind and sow a Rain of Roses and mutagenic rain. Let's go now before the wave and storm...

We want to live and be free.

 

 

Buy Sell

What the hell are you doing? In bed with an alien who should know better. He's from near Orion. Snook a ride here on an old freighter. Got no visa, designated Illegal Alien. He is both of those, illegal and alien.

                                                                                                                                                   What if we go to his world. Are we as Earthlings, classed as illegal aliens? Deported coz we've no visa. Classed as naughty boys. Don't come here again. Only good boys allowed. Those with the right papers.

Then you can live like a king, do what you want. Either here on Earth or the alien world. Correct paperwork is an imperative. Even if it’s forged. Bought on the sly in Turtle Town. Welcome to the Universe.

 

 

Section Three Deviant

You Sir are strange.

I've never met anyone like you.

You pick up freshly fallen conkers and eat them.

Why is that odd?

You dip them in dog shit first.

I've seen you kiss a cat on the lips.

Normal?

Not when it's been dead three weeks.

Then there was the time you said you were from Mars.

But your passport lists you as Venusian.

Is it fake?

You'll all be getting a picture of my friend, forthwithby email.

I never sent it; he did.

By thought alone.

You should see the shit he sends me.

Photos of all types of crap.

Real turds.

I delete them and he imprints them to my mind.

Now I like and respect the guy.

He's nice and polite but a tad different.

I suspect he'd like my brother.

He was quirky.

Would he tolerate him eating his dinner with his feet?

No.

But he would like his awful Japanese singing which is his party piece,

while wearing an old Kamikaze crash helmet.

Just wait till you see what he does with a tattoo gun and a cactus.

It's ever so funny!

I wish everyone had a friend like mine.

A Section Three Deviant.

Totally screwed in the head,

like the rest of us.

 

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Lancaster Lady

You remind me of the pretty young ladies who used to make Lancaster’s at Avro’s.

They always smiled.

Even though half of their magnificent aeroplanes fell in flames over Germany.

Tens of thousand of men lost.

Many aircrew had sweethearts building the Lancs.

Their smiles died forever when war stole them.

I know you aren't such a lady, are you?

Or are you my dear lady?

We work in a bakery making cakes.

I’d love to see you smile.

Your prettiness would illuminate my night sky

and I’d always safely return home to you my dear lady.

Are you the lady who built my Lancaster?

You’re forever my English rose.

Your beauty will never fade nor your light ever dim.

Let’s go to a real English pub together.

Just us my dear lady.

 

 

Panda Party

It's 16.40 and we sit in my armour plated Fiat Panda car

under the ground drinking beer and partying.

What joy!

The stereo plays old music tapes of Goth, metal and 80s tunes.

We've lots of beer and pizza to consume.

Two pretty gals have joined us for a laugh.

One sucks my dick and groans in delight.

I open a new beer and lean back in the passenger seat.

My mate is in the back with a brunette.

Quietly they fuck.

I glance over and smile.

That's how to do it.

My bullet proof car is party central.

No longer a driveable vehicle,

a unique underground venue for getting it on.

Hell! I'm coming.

Nearly time for a shag!

Then more ale and swapping partners.

Party all night till 06.00 when we sleep.

Bring it on!

Memory Hole

Fall into my memory hole

and get lost in the stars.

We glide in the ether

becoming a permanent element.

Noble gas born out of nothing,

forming fire and making

something.

Becoming star children.

Memories of stars.

Sacred Dream

You can’t steal my dream.

You can take everything I’ve got

but you can’t steal my dream.

I keep this dream alive thru the years.

It belongs to me, me alone.

Material things are a false God,

not for me.

My dream is my path.

My path my dream.

You can take all my stuff but never my dream.

Not ever.

My sacred dream.



Thursday, 10 September 2020

SUCTION PUMP 2020 Jimmy Boom Semtex

 Later. The injured dog opened his eyes. His sight was blurred but he saw trees. And heard a bark. There was another dog! He wasn't alone. He had a saviour!


"Hi. I am Toby. I live here, in the trees. I heard your yelp," the rescue dog said.


"I'm Rendel. Thanks for rescuing and saving me. I almost died out there," the wounded dog replied. His voice was a whisper.


"Don't worry Toby. Everything will be fine," Rendel replied. He saw the other dog was fatally hurt.


"We can be friends now. I've always been alone here."


"I know. Thanks for rescuing and saving me. You're my friend. I'll stay here with you." The light went out in Toby's brown eyes as he died.


"Yes, I am your friend," whimpered the remaining dog. "The only friend I ever had now you're gone. Why oh why oh why!?" he cried. Alone again!


---

One had a fourteen inch penis with an upturned tip. His name was Hussein and he was an athlete. His pal was called Moh and he was a geek into old historic temples. He sadly died so it was up to his pal to fuck the three Arab virgins.


Hussein was upset when he visited the ladies. They soothed him and asked about his friend. He shook his head and told what happened. The princesses stroked Hussein and undressed him, taking away the pain and tears to bring peace. His big cock grew under their touch, straight as a ruler.


He briefly wondered how Moh would handle three virgins but right now he was in heaven with seventy two. Pity the poor lad! Three pale skinned naked Arabian beauties was enough. The Strapped Arab gave it to them one by one. He felt much better after a massage and was ready now.


---

Bicycle Bum slowly made his way to the back of the train. He took his time and smiled and asked permission to pass down the crowded train. The carriages were chocker, every seat taken and every aisle full. Even if he wanted to rush, he couldn’t but that was fine. A killer needed time to pick both his victim and also the location. It needed to be right.


The lady in the gray suit waiting to use the toilet looks an easy victim, all innocent and inexperienced. The situation is wrong though. I need one who’s alone. Unless I get her when she leaves the station but I think she will leave alone. Not meet anyone. There will be more suitable victims.


Down six long packed carriages till he hit the seventh. This was less packed and almost empty at the end. And there, there was one man alone! A person wearing a blue anorak with black trousers and shoes. His hair was brown and partly covered by a cap with a band logo on it. Bicycle Bum muttered, “I’ve got you. I’ve waited a long time for you my friend.”


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Monday, 7 September 2020

My Husband the Whore 2 Jimmy Boom Semtex

 


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‘You’ve nice boobs,’ Joe whispered, amongst kisses. He got a murmur in reply.

 

Perry undid Joe’s jeans and took them down. She touched him and he grew, allowing her to wank him. She brought him to climax and laughed when he ejaculated on her tits. He wiped it off with his shirt.

 

She led him to the bedroom. They finished taking their clothes off. They stood together, milky white skin in the late evening sunlight. Joe took in her scent. Cigarettes, body spray and a musky perfume. I like being next to Perry. She makes me feel safe and wanted.

 

‘Taste me,’ Perry said.

 

Joe went down between her open legs and licked her pussy. She tasted a little sweaty so he spat onto his hand and rubbed it in. He licked her clit and Perry immediately groaned. He did this till she came, fingering her too.

 

Now she opened a condom while sucking him off and put it on his cock. He got ready and she mounted then rode him. He felt her exquisite tits, ran his arms round her slim waist and thighs.

 

‘Oh baby, you’re lovely,’ Joe said, kissing her.

 

‘So are you,’ she replied.

 

They fucked quickly and hungrily, their bodies wanting more, always more. Perry came first, her gasps were sensual and her brown hair was all over her face. They did it till they sweated; it was a nice spring evening, perfect for sex with a nice woman.

 

After sex they slept, in a tight embrace.

***

 

Joe awoke with an erection. It poked into Perry’s back. She felt it and turned to face him. She opened one eye and laughed, then gripped his cock. Without further ado, she put a condom on his dick, lay back and he mounted her.

 

Perry wrapped her legs round his and giddily smiled. He thrust into her and never stopped till he was done. What an amazing lady Perry is, a great way to get over my ex-wife. She feels so bloody good.

 

They showered together and had toast with coffee for breakfast. Joe felt complete, that he’d started to move on from Brittany. It was his first step to recovery. Before he left, Perry gave him some advice. He listened and remembered it then left. They’d see one another at work and keep their little encounter quiet.

 

 

 

Three

 

Doing the mate’s bird.

 

It was April 1999. Jill flirted with Joe. She urged him to strip. The look on her face showed she was serious.

 

‘Let's do this,’ Joe replied, standing up and taking off his black trainers, jeans and heavy metal t-shirt.

 

‘I like what I see,’ Jill replied.

 

‘That's good to hear.’

 

‘Come over here. There, just there.’

 

Joe went to the sofa where Jill was sat. She leant forward and sucked his big hard cock. His mate was sat next to her, drinking beer.

 

‘That feels good,’ Joe said, grinning.

 

Jill stopped sucking, stood up, held his hand and led him to the bedroom. She took off her gray jumper and jeans.

 

‘Sexy lady. You've a nice body.’

 

‘You're not so bad yourself...’

 

Things happened fast. It was threesome time. Joe was in the zone. He fucked his mate's girlfriend in front of his mate! His cock was all the way inside her.

 

She whooped with joy and commented, ‘I always wanted to fuck you Joe. You're a sexy bloke.’

 

‘Did you really? You should have said. We would have done so,’ Joe replied as he fucked Jill. He was on top.

 

‘But you were married and you wife was a bossy cow. Anyhow, I'm shagging you now.’ Jill grinned and whooped again. She loved it!

 

‘Past is past. Enjoy me now. Enough talk and more action!’

 

‘Hehe, too right.’

 

Joe moved his hips and pounded her cunt. His mate was naked, by their side. He wanked himself off and was next. Joe went first!

 

Jill told Joe to change position; she was on top. She rode him like a pro and was soon coming. She called his name again and again, fucking him even harder. Her thighs and butt slapped down on his flesh. He sucked her tits and rubbed her long legs. Another sexy bird with legs to die for, Joe thought.

 

She came four times. Now it was his turn. The mate commented, ‘Well done love. You gave Joe a right good seeing to.’

 

Joe added, ‘Fuck me, I've not cum yet...’

 

‘You look like you are,’ Jill laughed, riding him like a jockey.

 

‘Oh God! I'm coming... Fuck me baby...’

 

She fucked him till he was dry and used.

 

As soon as his climax was over, Joe rolled out from under Jill and his mate took over. Just like changing a light bulb. She rode his mate and smiled shyly. Sex with her partner was different, more sublime; none of the hurried lust like with Joe.

 

Joe groped her boobs and gave her a kiss before going to wash his cock and balls. Jill's cum and juice was all over him.

 

When he'd finished, he went back to join them. He drank a beer and wanked himself off. It's so cool watching someone else have sex. So damn stimulating! Joe observed, slowly pulling one off. Jill nodded and smiled at him. He grinned back. His mate was moaning like a zombie, eyes closed and elsewhere.

 

They changed to doggy style and the mate pumped his bird from behind. His balls slapped on her bare arse and he felt her big knockers which invitingly dangled down. They were lovely.

 

He leant into her and did it gradually. She gasped and cried out. Her pussy was unbelievably sensitive. The mate felt her tits and worked his way lower till his hand was between her legs and he rubbed her clit. Jill fell forwards so she was flat on the bed and squashing his hand. He still brought her to orgasm and finished his own. His cock was a visible snake going in and out of the cave. A welter of white erupted and it was over. Joe gave them both a clap and wolf whistle.

***

 

That was how Joe fucked his mate's girlfriend. A one off event. In later years, Joe and his mate did other similar erotic antics. It was good natured adult fun and helped Joe move on from his failed marriage and exes.

 

 

 

Four

 

Big city girl in a crap town.

 

Joe was in a local nightclub called the Cabaret. There, it was possible to pick up a local slapper and give her a right good seeing too. That is just what Joe intended to do. After downing many beers, it was club time. He was dressed to impress in a long sleeve shirt, trousers and shoes. The old skool look. It always worked.

 

He’d just finished chatting with his work mates and turned round to ask the DJ for a record when there, right bang in front of him, was a girl! A nice one. Was this scripted by his mates? No…

 

Joe looked her up and down and said Hi. She replied and said her name was Dooshka. Joe burst out laughing and only stopped when she glared at him.

 

‘Unusual name, Dooshka,’ he meekly replied, feeling a dick.

 

‘My mum called me it. It’s a Manchester name.’ Her brown eyes bored into him and he looked away. ‘Anyhow, what’s your name?’

 

‘Right, yes, my name is Joe. Nice to meet you.’ Joe composed himself and tried a smile.

 

‘Joe eh? Well nice to meet you. Shall we start again?’

 

‘Yes…’ he said, offering his hand. She shook it and grinned. Damn girl set me up!

 

‘I’m just going to the toilet. See you in a minute,’ Dooshka said, turning to go.

 

‘You’ll be back then?’ Joe questioned. She looked back over her shoulder. Her face was unreadable.

 

Joe bought a beer and vodka with coke, in case Dooshka returned. He nattered to his pals and listened to the music. Minutes ticked by. Several songs later, she did.

 

‘I see you’re back. I got you a drink.’

 

‘You didn’t believe me, did you? I don’t lie and speak my mind. Thanks for the drink. What is it? She took the drink.

 

‘Taste it…’

 

She did so and nodded her approval. The night went from there. Joe went home with her. She made him promise to behave, no sex! But things weren’t so simple. When Dooshka and Joe got changed, it was in her room. Both were briefly naked. Joe watched. Nice sexy lady…

 

She wore shiny silver pajamas and looked great. He never told her; what if she went mad? Here I am in a strange gal’s house. She could kill me and I’m dead!

 

The only bad thing that happened was Joe being sick in the morning. Too much booze. His liver wasn’t happy and Joe paid the price. Dooshka asked was he ok? Maybe she doesn’t want the hassle of having to move a corpse?

 

Later, she wanked Joe off while they kissed. He complimented her on her kisses and hand action and looks. She laughed till she cried. ‘Relax Joe; you’re safe with me…’

 

‘I will thank you.’

***

 

Things never work out as planned. Joe didn’t call up to see Dooshka or ring her and ask her out on a date. Instead, he tried to fix up her with a work mate who was single. The result was a war. Dooshka blasted Joe on the phone and threatened hell upon him. She said she’d tell every girl he ever saw after her just what he was like. He groveled and apologized. And that was that. Or was it?

 

A week or so later, Joe went out to get drunk. He wondered what part of town to drink in? Left or right? He chose right and went to a pub called the Crown. There everything changed. He saw an old school friend who was getting married; it was his stag do. Joe was confused and asked why it was tonight? Then it dawned on him, He never called me to say it was tonight, a week earlier. I’d of missed it! Bastard…

 

There was almost a big row but the other guys calmed it down. Joe relaxed and bought his mate a pint. Then the pub crawl began, in town and then in Manchester, from the Gay Village to an old skool club. It was there, while chasing all sorts of random girls, that Joe spotted Dooshka. She was just there.

 

They just gawped at one another and he went over and hugged her. She looked amazing, wearing a figure hugging shiny black dress with big red roses on it and a split all the way up one side. All her leg was visible!

 

She was with her sister. Introductions were made and Joe left his mates, for a while. He talked with Dooshka and made her promise to see him. He said sorry for his silly antics. She forgave him. They agreed to meet the following week.

***

 

Joe took Dooshka out and they went for a drink. One week later to the cinema, the week after to a club, the week after that to a restaurant. It was while in a club, one of her friends looked at them oddly; then she spoke, ‘You haven’t done it yet, have you?’

 

Dooshka was very uncomfortable and wanted to hide. Joe handled it, ‘Good things take time,’ he simply said.

 

‘Oh you must…’ the friend added. He waved her away.

 

It took six weeks for Joe and Dooshka to have sex. When they did it was simply awesome. Joe was very insecure and anxious. Dooshka was very beautiful and erotic and caring and special and…

***

 

They became an adventurous couple. They drank wine at her house and watched European porn. She rode his cock and talked dirty to him. This was a new experience for him and he buzzed off it, felt like an astronaut taking his first step onto the Moon. Doing something that changed the world. It changed Joe, he grew as a person and fell in love with the quiet but strong lady who rode his cock while watching old eighties blue movies.