WHAT YOU WEAR

You wear your cheap jeans that cost you a fiver

with your fake Adidas t-shirt and knackered trainers.

You say this is you and you ain’t bothered so what can I say?

I’m happy in my middle of the road way.

When will you change your image?

Do you wear Y-fronts and old string vests?

Are you old well before your time?

You are an enigma to me with a hypocritical view

on fashion and a messy hair cut.

You are one of a kind now, aren’t you?

I’ll leave you alone, so bye bye numb nuts,

go and buy some new clothes.