Buoyancy Aid
I remember
the Man from Atlantis from forty years ago
I watched his
show when I was a kid
The man with
webbed hands and feet swimming underwater
He was cool
in his aquatic world
But I‘ve an
improvement
The Man from
Atlantis needs a keel for better buoyancy
Just like a
submarine
Increasing his
amphibious abilities
Where he can
effortlessly rise and fall
He needs a
big black fourteen inch cock
When it’s
hard he rises
And when
flaccid he falls
Other than
aiding his nautical escapades the mermaids will love it
That’s if he
can find out there to put it!
Other than sucking
it off and doing a tit wank
And what of raunchy
sex with fish?
Don’t go
there coz it’s illegal
At least on
land
Underwater,
who cares if the Man from Atlantis is a fish fucker?
Who’s gonna
stop him?
But he fucks
many Red Commie CCCP corrupt turtles
They still don’t
know who their daddy is
And thus are
all still bastards
There you
have it
An improved the
Man from Atlantis with his big black cock
Saving the
world and pleasuring women and mermaids
Coming to a
cinema near you soon
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