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Sunday, 11 October 2026
erotic poems etc
Friday, 18 September 2026
some of my varied books with my name and my pen names
some of my varied books with my name and my pen names
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08FP25JGF
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09QHJ7NDW
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0932Q3L7D
https://books2read.com/u/bpLqol
https://books2read.com/u/49BLRM
https://books2read.com/u/bO8nNJ
more poems hehe
Love It
So you will resign and leave the company
You sent.me a msg saying this
I replied I may leave the same day
If the job I went for is fine
Many issues remain
Those don't matter here
What matters is that we
Could've been pilots
It never happened with you
Or any other two or three
I'm very patient and will wait
See you in future planes
All the time on the world
Ascend new job soon/matters more than this crap
one/you wanna my job?
Stood
Listen to the clack of the train
On the metal tracks
Lulls you to sleep
Distracts you cleaning your rifle
That will wait it's a long trip
From the rear to the front lines
Wonder if they'll bomb the train?
We do it to them reciprocate it?
I forgot who started this war
I do my bit not to end it
For I like doing what I do
Being a soldier has rewards
You would never understand
Crossing
Crossing on green
I walk across
You drive across
Half a metre
Miss me bastard!
You get my finger
Happy Xmas motherfucker!
Move on get on live/stuck past by life, let her
go!/what to do in life?
Tuesday, 8 September 2026
adult poems lol
Send me some money/what is this for? Guns drugs sex/all the good things babe
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Chinky Gal
Every body wants something from someone else
Getting fucked or fucked over
You wanted money from your ex-lover
Your ex-lover wanted to fuck you
Both of you using the other an even exchange
This went on for months till you ended it
Saying you wanted more money
He refused saying it’s that or nothing
What did your decision bring you?
Your ex-lover meets other lovers
To replace you in and out of bed
Did you meet a new rent payer?
You the gold-digging slut who uses men
Who in turn use you and your body
A fine example of a Chinese female
Living away from her husband
Working in a mid-range job
Sending back money for her son
You get lonely and rent is high
There are many men who want to fuck you
But not all will pay your rent
Choose wisely dear gold-digger
Shanghai isn’t the province
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Well Then
Joy Division fridge magnet
What will Ian Curtiss think?
He'll turn in his grave
It's all rock n roll
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Where Now
Always looking for the next best thing
The gal in the white shorts
Spelling of coconut and almonds
Did she find the thing she wanted?
Will you take the new job?
I'll take the gal if she asks me
Don't approach unless committed
There was a boss who expanded
Made his company bigger
All was fine till he got greedy
It went from there
Skimming the books
Off shore accounts
He got caught and we knew
People like that will fall
Like my uncle you all know him
He was the president
Where is he now?
It Is
Time to go native
And walk the road
Same as the locals do
Give me some new glasses
So I can observe
All that is around me
I will not blend in
See them all lined up
Waiting for the off-world ship
New story new planet hey
West a silver ring
Your father's gift
Before the wars and event
Where is your dad now?
He was aboard a different ship
That's a different story
Go forth make your own
Nobody had your back
Except yourself and God
All is to be written
Including where we go next
Later tell me how it is
Saturday, 29 August 2026
Nick Armbrister Bio
Hi, my name is Nick Armbrister. I'm from Manchester,
England. I've been writing since April 1996 and published since Nov 96. Very
much part of the late 90s 'small press' writing scene, published in mags,
'zines, anthologies and later in the 00s, online and in my own books. I've
worked for an American publisher before but left due to editing issues. Self
published a hundred books under Nick Armbrister and my pen name Jimmy Boom
Semtex. My variety of work is huge. I've written with a wide variety of
poets/authors. Love to be creative, like hiking and high ground and also love
tattoos and aeroplanes. My books are on the usual sites and stores.
https://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/nickarmbrister66613
Friday, 21 August 2026
newer poems
Statement
I like your legs
This applies to any nice gal
Who I cross paths with
I like to look feel caress kiss
Nice curvy sexy erotic legs
Just like yours or your sisters
Or your friends or cousins or mum’s
Let me enjoy their legs
The way you’ll enjoy me
Loving bonking kissing
You get the message
As I get you and you me
What are you waiting for?
Lezzzz go baby…
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Level four warning/number four NTE, boom!/give it to me now
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God damnit! Hurt guy/moped on its side by him/please be fine brother
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Deniables
You know how it is
You know what I want
Give it to me now
I know what you want
I’ll give it to you
An exchange of goods
This is what we do
You get my rifle
I get your grenade
We the army brats
They think we never
Saw combat but we did
As we fuck in the jungle
We know our battles
Not just enemy guns
Your husband will hate me
My cousin will understand
Combat stress is nasty
After what we did together
Not just between the sheets
Our totally deniable war
If only you understood
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My dear Team Leader/gives out N T Es to us/biscuits for a dog!
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Up There
What were the Scorpion heavy fighters
Chasing that dark rainy night over Lake Superior?
Something not from here
A thing that’s taking a peek
Hidden in clouds dark weather
Not easy to find if there at all
A cost to be even up there
If you don’t return it’s fine
Just know you were up here
Over the lake that night
With nobody else but your crew
They saw you on radar
Your blip merged with the object
Then one remained whom?
Is your Scorpion in the water?
Or taken elsewhere far away
Unknown to me or any of us
Surreal hidden decade old events
Repeated elsewhere?
Tuesday, 21 July 2026
riga fish story and new poems
Riga Fish
Riga was wet. She went to work. The sky opened and never closed. It drenched her. That was fine. She walked down the street wearing a two-piece bikini. The top bit was purple the lower bit green. Most of sexy little Riga was on display. Water coursed down her body. Her hair was a wet mass stuck to her back. She smiled at people rushing through the monsoon downpour. Hiding under brollies and rain coats. Here was Riga enjoying it. She danced from puddle to puddle. Walls of water shot this way and that. Her smile said it all. Others stared at her. That bizarre female. Riga dancing on the street. Wearing only a bikini. Look at her moves. Look at those lovely legs. Her small titties almost visible. Nipples sticking out though the water is warm. Several men stop and watch. Soaked to the damn skin. Fully dressed no umbrellas. Riga cavorts twirls and swirls. Her eye sparkle as she blinks away water. Many want her. Few will get her. How about Riga making love in the rain in Lisbon? Completely fucking naked.
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Let’s sky spar baby/Javelin and Scorpion/little dance above
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Armoured Door
Another dawn another night gone
More of the same down here over there
See the gal there she’s one of that kind
Good in bed no complaints there
After your money most is possible
Mutual exchange get laid for cash
Does this make her a hooker?
Very interesting on multiple points
Pop round and see her
She’ll let you fuck her
Or call the damn cops
Either way it’ll be memorable
If you knock on her armoured door
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Toffees
My TL gives out NTEs
Like Santa Claus giving out
Candy to kids
Here’s another love letter
A Level 2 warning
See you in the next company!
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Lifted Away
You’re a bus passenger
Imagine seeing the nice gal
Walking down the road
Lifted up in a beam of light
Just taken then and there
Up above will be a ship
Where will it take her?
Nobody will believe you
Thursday, 9 July 2026
new poems
For Rent
There are a
few gals I know
Who will do
things with me
Use your
imagination
In return
they want cash
To help pay
the rent
Or simply to
pay for our fuck
The oldest
trade there ever was
Other guys
do the same
Now and
again or all the time
A means to
an end
If you were
that gal
You would do
the same
To pay the
rent or for fun
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Hangarage
There I see
you in the aircraft hangar
Sat there by
the work bench
As I fix the
old piston engine
I see your terribly short denim skirt
And bare
legs showing white panties
I look
discreetly know all of you
Before we
make love
In the spare
parts store room
This is war
and some things hurry
We will be
fine let's get married!
Have a baby
live together
Spend all
our lives together
Not just
this hour before
The war
engulfs us again
You back to
the radar room
I’ll fix the
returning bombers
Full of
holes and dead bodies
You feel so
good
Your skin
smooth
Like a
warplane's skin
Like the
very air itself
We don't
talk just kiss feel
Do what we
do in the back room
Before we
return to the war
All my
family is dead
Maybe I got
you pregnant
Our precious
darling legacy
In this
negative evil time
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Dark Peace
Try to relax
when others are going mad
Can you
relax as your neighbour drills your wife?
How about
when your dog kills your brother?
Or when your
warehouse burns down?
When thieves
steal your posh Jaguar?
And when God
gives you brain cancer?
Can you
relax in these situs?
I know I
can't I'd jump off a cliff
And find
permanent peace with Satan
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Allergy
Have the
gift of life
For you are
alive
To enjoy
this life
All of it
yours
With your
‘friends’
Health
issues that follow
A dust
allergy
Along with
hay fever
Allergies to
die for
Not bee
stings or nuts
Just
annoying daily ones
You take Chlorphenamine
Like a kid
eating sweeties
Yes it
stopped your sneezing
And red eyes
and itchiness
For 32 years
you took it
Then
suddenly realized
Your liver
OMG!
Like drinking
each day
What if my
liver is fucked?
So you went
to the clinic
Got full lab
tests done
Luckily you
were fine
Nothing was
wrong
But you
stopped taking it
No more
allergy tablets
Except when
it was bad
You spent
thousands on it
Like you had
company shares!
Annoying
fucking allergy
Sniff sneeze
cough itch
Joyous life
full of allergies
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Tapped Head
Off to see
some woodpeckers
Listen to
their demented tapping
On and on
forever more
No bloody
reloads oh fuck!
Type 92
machine gun needs
Feeding like
I need a new gal
I’ll take
her up there
To where
history was made
Woodpecker
Ridge up high
See the path
on the map
Easy or hard
it’ll be there
Find me a
woodpecker babe
Tuesday, 30 June 2026
Europa Poems by Nick Armbrister
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0H1LK9J2Y
https://books2read.com/u/bWnPEM
Europa Poems
Riga Standings
Riga worked
in a call centre in Bangkok. She had an issue with a bent manager. This guy was
head of sales in the VOIP account. Riga groused over his ethics. The guy was
good at selling. That couldn't be denied. He wasn't able to do anything else.
Being type cast for the role. Riga's supervisor friend Eurasia reported the
manager for corruption. Riga agreed on this and advised her friend how to do
it. The manager denied his agents the full sales bonus. This was wrong and
equal to theft and dishonesty. If the agreed amount was 1000 per sale and only
700 was paid, there was an issue. Unless the amount had been changed and the
agents told. The guy also increased the number of users on sales by
manipulation. The bent manager was given a month’s suspension. Riga and Eurasia
celebrated and had a beer at the local bar by the call centre. Both gals
talked. They knew the manager would be back and do this again. Then they wanted
him permanently out of the centre. It was possible and all tactics. Riga
waggled her toes and grinned. We will bring better values to the call centre.
Starting with the bent manager. Then his smarmy lieutenant will be next. He's
another wanker obsessed with sales. Upping the numbers by illegal manipulation.
Eurasia agreed. This is war and we are winning! Both will be removed. We will
make it so. Riga and Eurasia were good as sales. The legal correct empathic
way...
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Riga
Crescendos
There are
times I want to quit
There are
times when I have had enough
I remember
the mission
I remember
why
I remember
those here before me
I remember
what they did
I remember
the legacy we all created
No matter
how hard it gets
That's why
I stay
Even on the
hardest darkest day
When life
and my job has broken me
Time and
time again beyond breaking
That's why
I'm still here
Small
little vulnerable Riga
Riga
Seasonal
Riga saw an
old pilot she once flew with
He had just
landed a transporter
She
descended from her disc
They were at
an alien outpost
Both saw one
another
And ignored
the other
For she
reported him to control
Due to his
unlicensed space craft
The ship was
fast so needed no licence
Nothing
could catch him
Except her
disc but she wouldn't
She wanted
nothing to do with him
The report
grated on his nerves
He paid the fine
at control
Then got on
with his job
Ignoring the
small bad-tempered gal
Who was
always right
Due to her
skills and moods
With no
recognition of her
He finished the
checks and was off
His ship
ascended on orange exhausts
Riga would
stay here two days
There was a
bar and eating place
Once she
took her ex there
Those days were
over past dead
Now it was
her and the disc
She wished
her ex well
Soon forgot
him and went to the bar
The first
iced beer was a joy
Alien brew
coloured green
More would
follow with food
It was a
long way from Earth
If only it
was different
An ex who
was a friend
They could
fly together but
Now they
were strangers
Two Earthlings
far from Earth
Both with
very different alien craft
And with the
same insolent ways
The aliens
thought them crazy!






