Sunday, 1 June 2025

HANTAI IKIGAI Author: Jimmy Boom Semtex

https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/1781882 

 A new type of film like Nazi zombie film/story. How do you like your Japanese soldier? Officers are more succulent. Rizal/Leyte. Filipino cannibal zombie films like Nazi zombie film genre. Dare to write a short scene script? Call it OPPOSITE OF IKIGAI/BALANCE set on Mt Kulis. They eat one another. Go zombie. War was bad enuff. This is worse... Mt Kulis. On the mountains of Luzon. With Kianto and Ogucha and Sanuchi. My God guide all misguided men. 'Officers are more succulent'

 


 

HANTAI IKIGAI

A new type of film like Nazi zombie film/story. How do you like your Japanese soldier? Officers are more succulent. Rizal/Leyte. Filipino cannibal zombie films like Nazi zombie film genre. Dare to write a short scene script? Call it OPPOSITE OF IKIGAI/BALANCE set on Mt Kulis. They eat one another. Go zombie. War was bad enuff. This is worse...

 

Mt Kulis. On the mountains of Luzon. With Kianto and Ogucha and Sanuchi. My God guide all misguided men.

 

'Officers are more succulent'

 

Sanuchi: "There is no food. We ate the last rice three days ago. And the last small lizard two days ago."

 

Ogucha: "Yes. No food now. We even had food in the war. Off dead American soldiers when ours ran out. If we died at least it was glorious..."

 

Kianto: "No more food, that is right. The war was bad enough. Killing and be killed. But it was battle so that was fine..."

 

Ogucha: "We did our job it was them or us. I enjoyed killing Americans. They bombed my parents and my wife. So it’s payback."

 

Sanuchi : "Yes, I agree with you both. War was bad but we had a job to do. For Japan was under attack. We have no food now though so what will we do..."

 

Ogucha: "We will murder an officer and kill him..."

 

Kianto: "Yes. We will eat an officer. They are well fed, better than us and have meat on their bones. We are starving. We will have food then, that of a dead officer."

 

Sanuchi: "I am sick of eating roots and lizards! The local people have little food. A shame there are no American prisoners, those are always fat and bigger than us. Yes, let's kill an officer! They're all bastards."

 

Ogucha: "No Americans! They all smell and are corrupt. But a Japanese officer. A good idea. There must be no witnesses. We must kill them all so there are no witnesses and they will not hunt us down."

 

Kianto: "I miss being a soldier and killing Americans in battle. We had great purpose then and Japan was great. Now this..."

 

Sanuchi: "This is our new reality. In order to survive we must do what we must."

 

Ogucha: "Yes, I know and hear you Sanuchi and Kianto. To do this we must all agree. This is not war it is out survival."

 

Kianto: "I agree. Under the circumstances there is no choice. We are all so thin now. No food..."

 

Ogucha: "We are in a terrible situation. I will not kill myself. I miss my brother who missed the war. I agree too. Normally I would never do this but this... it is past what war is... so I agree."

 

Sanuchi: "That settles it then. We will find an officer and kill him silently then eat him. We will have food for a few days."

 

Kianto: "Sharpen your swords. There is an officer and two soldiers over the hill..."

 

Ogucha: "I know where they are hiding. Let's go get them."

 

Sanuchi: "It's settled then. Tonight we will go. Like one of our raids we did before on the Yankees. Then we will have food in our empty bellies..."

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HANTAI IKIGAI 2

Sanuchi: "There is something wrong with the officer’s meat. I don’t feel well. My guts ache. Maybe we killed him and his men the wrong way?”

 

Ogucha: "Not sure. We couldn’t eat him alive. Too much hard work. I think his meat is also a bit off though. My stomach has bad wind. I need the toilet again.”

 

Kianto: "Need to go to the bathroom as well. His meat was bloody off. Oh shit, look at that. I just shit myself. Got to go wash myself and my tatty trousers.”

 

Sanuchi: “Both of you go to the toilet and go clean yourselves up. I’m going to rest. Feel like I’m changing inside. Must be his meat. I’ll be all right when I’ve rested a bit.”

 

Kianto: “Yes, we will do. Come on Ogucha. The stream and toilet is a hundred yards away. We will be sometime. I feel it now. My guts…”

 

Ogucha: “Kianto stop that! Please leave me alone! Don’t bite me. Stop it, are you mad?”

 

Kianto: “His meat was off. I feel like a monster, a demon, a zombie. I will eat you alive. Dead officer’s flesh wasn’t enough. Not succulent enough. Living flesh is needed. Come here Ogucha while I eat you alive!”

 

Ogucha: “You crazy bastard! I will tell Sanuchi and he will run you through with his sword. Stop trying to eat me, you pig! You act like an American.”

 

Kianto: “Fuck Sanuchi and fuck you! I will eat him after I’ve eaten you…”

 

Ogucha: “Stop this! Don’t bite me. You bit my finger off! You crazy bastard! Stop that…”

 

Kianto: “That’s a nice finger! Get here while I eat you some more…”

 

Ogucha: "You bastard! You bit off my nose. Give it back!"

 

Kianto: "It tasted nice. There! We are equal now. How do you like your nose missing? That's for my missing finger."

 

Ogucha: "If you weren't my friend I'd eat you alive right now till you were dead! I really would."

 

Kianto: "You could try but I would eat you before you ate me. I'm tougher and always will be."

 

Ogucha: "Not as tough as the boss Sanuchi. We can go and eat him. There are two of us. He'll never be able to stop us. We are equal now and can work together to subdue him and have a feast. What do you say?" 

 

Kianto: "Ok yes, we will go and eat the boss. That rotten officer meat turned us into zombies. Even if the boss is like us now, we will eat him."

 

Ogucha: "He was always too bossy and acted like an officer even though he was the same as us, a basic soldier. It's time he was eaten!"

 

Kianto: "Let's go and get him. I'm starving. I want his legs..."

 

Ogucha: "Me too. We will eat him. All of him."

 

Kianto: "Hey, Sanuchi. We need to eat. Quick come here..."

 

Sanuchi: “What the Hell have you been doing? You took forever. What is the blood? Were you attacked? What is this? Why do you look at me that way…?”

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HANTAI IKIGAI 3

Sanuchi: “Explain yourselves soldiers! What have you done? You went to the latrine? You’re injured. Who did that?”

 

Kianto: “We did this. Now we will eat you!”

 

Ogucha: “That’s right Kianto. We’ve got our next meal and it’s you Sanuchi…”

 

Sanuchi: “You crazy bastards! Go and eat one another. I can see your wounds. Leave me alone! Come any closer and you will feel my sword.”

 

Kianto: “Do him. Right now!”

 

Ogucha: “It’s time to die Sanuchi!”

 

Kianto: “A nice move but you’re not fast enough. Bad food and a lack of good food makes you tired and slow and weak. Not strong and fast like us.”

 

Sanuchi: “Fuck you both! I will win this fight yet! Take that…”

 

Ogucha: “Aaargh! You cut off my right arm. I will eat you…”

 

Kianto: “Time to die now Sanuchi. Time to die! Time to die! You’ve hurt poor Ogucha. All he wanted was something to eat.”

 

Ogucha: “Get him, get him! For the loss of my arm…”

 

Sanuchi: “Get away. Fuck him he can bloody starve. Stop right now… Urgh…”

 

Kianto: “Karate always wins. Now we will eat you. Kick him in the head Ogucha.”

 

Ogucha: “Yes boss, there. And another kick. That’s for my fucking arm. Bastard!”

 

Kianto: “Pass me his sword. It’ll be easier to dissect him and eat him raw right now…”

 

Sanuchi: “No no, I feel pain. Oh my head…”

 

Kianto: “Goodbye Sanuchi. You were a good and brave soldier. Your death will let us live. You wannabe officer.”

 

Ogucha: “Get on with it Kianto. I’m starving. For some reason he never turned like us.”

 

Kianto: “A zombie, yes. I don’t know why we turned and he never. No idea except he wasn’t worthy to be a zombie. Here take some. Off his thigh…”

 

Ogucha: “We are the chosen ones. If we were zombies in the war we would have won it. This meat is good. I wish Sanuchi was as big and fat as an American…”

 

Kianto: “Yes imagine that, if Japan had an army of zombies. We would have and defeated the Long Noses. Here pass me the sword I want more meat…”

 

Ogucha: “Here boss. Have some more. Please pass me some…”

 

Kianto: “We will eat then rest. Then look for more soldiers to eat. Officers.”

 

Ogucha: “Yes boss…”

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HANTAI IKIGAI 4

Kianto: "His thighs were tasted nice but skinny. There wasn't much meat on him."

 

Ogucha: "Sanuchi was a let-down. Agreed, he didn't have enough meat on him."

 

Kianto: "He was skinny. Half the size of a normal Japanese. A fifth the size of an American Devil. You don't say much Sanuchi. Is that because you're dead? Just a pile of bones..."

 

Sanuchi: Silence.

 

Ogucha "Yes, the old man is just bones now. We need new soldiers to eat. Especially officers."

 

Kianto: "Yes. We will scour these mountains for more victims. They belong to us. We just have to find them. Bring the swords and knives."

 

Ogucha: "I miss Japan. The High Command let us down. They killed you. They abandoned us all to die. They're worse than the Americans."

 

Kianto: "Forget Japan Ogucha, we are stuck in the Philippines now. Come on Ogucha, we have food to hunt. Hurry up!"

 

Ogucha: "That was a hard hike up and down three ridgelines. Their camp is close. I can hear them, smell them. Look there is the camp."

 

Kianto: "I also hear and smell them. Rancid soldiers and officers. They deserve to die and be eaten."

 

Ogucha: "Let's go. Ready the blades. We have to be faster than bullets in case they have ammunition."

 

Kianto: "Just like our old Kirikomi raids."

 

Ogucha: "Yes, just like the old raids. We strike like Devils for our food. I feel super strong. My strength..."

 

Kianto: "We are zombies now. We are both extra strong. Nothing will stop us. Not even their bullets."

 

Ogucha: "The camp in the hollow there. Look, I see two officers among the soldiers. Hurry up. Get ready..."

 

Kianto: "Here we go. BANZAIIII!!!!!!"

 

Ogucha: "Banzai! Die you bastards! We are the zombies..."

 

Kianto: “Die! Die! Die!”

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HANTAI IKIGAI 5

Kianto: "Grrrrrrrrr! Human flesh give me officer flesh! BANZAI!”

 

Ogucha: "Aaaaaaargh! Kirikomi will kill you! I will eat you all!”

 

Kianto: “Growl growl bite bite slash slash kill Japanese Army private soldiers!”

 

Ogucha: “No mercy! You must die and feed the zombies! Aaaaiiiieeeee!”

 

Kianto: “Feel my katana! There die die die! Weakling private soldiers! Give me an officer! Banzai! Aaaaaargh!”

 

Ogucha: “Grrrrrrrrrr! My Japanese Army officer. My next meal! Kirikomi Banzai!!!!”

 

Kianto: “Growl growl bite bite slash slash kill! Die my officer die die die! Grrrrrr! Aaaaaiiiieeeee!”

 

Ogucha: “All mine! Grrrrrrr! Nippon officer tastes nice, grrrrrrr!”

 

Kianto: “Aaaargh! No rancid army privates. Let the bastard rot! Grrrrrrr!”

 

Ogucha: “Fuck the privates! Grrrrrr! Officer meat! Grrrrrrrrr!”

 

Kianto: “Grrrrrrrrrr! Freshly killed officer. All mine. Aaaaaaarth! Aaaaiiiieeee! Grrrrrr!”

 

Ogucha: “Grrrrrrrrrrrr!”

 

Kianto: “Aaaaaargh! Grrrrrrr!”

 

Ogucha: “Aaaaiiiieeeee! Grrrrrr!”

 

Kianto: “Grrrrrrr!”

 

Ogucha: “Grrrrrrrr!”

 

Kianto: “Grrrrrrrrrr!”

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