Bullet On Bullet
How do you kill the Archers
Who fired a ballistic anti-ship missile?
With a capability almost like witchcraft
How the fuck is this thing aimed?
Fired from the distant shore
Going straight up into space
Then back down into the air
Like a fucking meteor so damn fast
Yankee ships fired back
Splashed the Archer’s Arrow
Mind bending physics just insane
No drugs needed bullet on bullet on bullet
You get the idea New Year’s Eve 2023
Never in the history of naval warfare
Has this ever happened before
Anti-ship ballistic missiles after ships
Splashed by Yankee navy ships
Saving the civilian ships from evil
Sent forth by Houthi terrorists
Their ballistic anti-ship missiles
Flying 40 or 50 miles a minute
Many minutes to contact bullet on bullet
Happy New Year let’s bomb the Houthis…
Man in a black dress/now two decades ago/what metal club fun!
Heil Shitler!
Time for a big shit
Gone from 2023 into 2024
2 or 3 days of crap
Jam packed in my guts
Waiting to splurge out
From my German arsehole!
Mein Fuhrer I just shit for Germany
Sieg Heil there goes my turd
Down the bowl Berlin style
Did you ever shit like that?
My dear beloved Fuhrer
How I love you
More than my wife or mutti
On Auschwitz death trains/how many people had sex?/a last final shag
3 Hours
What will you do?
If you have 3 hours to live
No more time then you die
What would you do?
In the 3 hours alive
Before you were dead
Would you laugh or cry
Fight or fuck or flee
What you decide
Does it matter?
Last 3 hours to live
What would you do?
Times Together
The gay man took the straight man to the hotel
They’d just met on the street corner
To do all manner of secret intimate things
Things wish hoses drinking glasses and wax
If you were a fly on the wall what would you think?
Of their debaucherous illegal insane actions?
Galactic Invasion
Feel the itch in your right ear
That’s how it starts
Aliens taking over your body
Then the planet
Then the entire galaxy
They put in a virus
Makes your ear itch
Give it a finger scratch
Use cotton buds
All the way in
Put in peroxide
Nothing fixes it
Except a trip off world
To their flying saucer
Fix my damn ear!
Don’t start the galactic take over
Inside my goddamn ear!
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