Eventful War Nick Armbrister poem

They equipped him with a rifle so shoot far and wide

They equipped him with a boots to march onward in enemy lands

They equipped him with a uniform to represent his country

They equipped him with a sack of grenades to blow bunkers

They equipped him with a steel helmet for protection from shrapnel

They equipped him with a long bayonet for close quarters combat

They equipped him with a radio to receive orders from headquarters

They equipped him with a cigarette ration for you’ll soon be smoking

They equipped him with a box of condoms to protect his rifle and penis

They equipped him with a varied meal menu of Iron Rations of beef or pork