TROPHY

Some girls collect men like trophies, fashion accessories to show their friends.

Am I such a trophy for you to say that you are with a Goth?

I think yes but I’m not in your head, so I keep my views in my head, just for me.

When will you find someone to replace me, as you trade in an old car for a nice new one?

Another trophy to show your mates, you a typical girl in her twenties, of the scally generation.