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Sunday, 10 October 2021
Erotic Treacle
Tuesday, 5 October 2021
my varied books are on some sites
my varied books are on some sites
SECOND HISTORY
The Rantings of a Damaged Mind - A Collection of Thoughts, Poetry and Verse
Aeroplane Poems 3
Septic Tank 2020
The Complete Nick Armbrister Poetry Collection 1996: 2013
Ian and Abby Adult Erotic Short Stories
Thursday, 30 September 2021
Battle Lines
Battle Lines
Just
imagine you caught a pair of opposing alien UFOs
Having
a dog fight before your eyes how would you feel?
If
you were high sat on a mountain and they fought it out
Right
below you in the valley a winner takes all battle
Nobody
gets out of this shit alive fight anything goes
They
turn this way and that turning dodging rolling
Looping
climbing diving going supersonic right there
Unreal
shockwave in the valley the noise of discharge
Firing
all types of weapons that we can only guess at
How
long till one was shot down and destroyed?
Would
the first shot or the thousandth be lethal?
How
would you feel if you saw two alien craft this way?
In
a real fight where there should be no witnesses
For
in reality this event would be impossible so deniable
Superbly
capable exotic machines fighting sci-fi fact
See
one fall in flames explode defeated gone
Did
the right alien win the battle what of you?
The
witness atop the peak who saw this nameless thing
Will
the last craft abduct you ignore you or kill you
As
he climbs past upwards on a tail of fire
His
next stop to the stars or another dimension…
Saturday, 25 September 2021
CCP Hell Turtles
CCP Hell Turtles
Welcome to Hell is what the kids’ top saidIt was made in Red Chinky land by CCP turtles
The mother of the kid complained and said why?
Why are you selling this crap to me and my kids
Its fine you steel other nations’ secrets to copy
And sell the counterfeit black market crap
But this crosses the red line drawn by the CCP turtles
More profit for the dirty red commies nothing but dogs
And a few greedy rats profiting off the backs of others
Anywhere else it wouldn’t be allowed but this is China
Coloured red by the Chinky Commy Party turtles
All bastards and not to be respected for they are thieves
Who live in their own nation that I think is modelled on Hell
Ripped off from the Devil so the CCP turtles can profit
They all need sending to the real Hell with a one way ticket
Tuesday, 21 September 2021
random poem samples from LIZARD SNAIL 124K Nick Armbrister and other writers
The first quarter mile was passed in less than 3 seconds.
A support vehicle acted chase. It caught up with Mike and he gave a thumbs-up.
They turned his car around and refuelled it. Then he came back again in a roar
of noise.
“Nothing to it,” he said, after unstrapping the seven
point safety harness and leaving the vehicle. “That was fun. Now which of you
will go first?”
“He will,” the Marines said each pointing at the other.
Mike laughed and asked one for a coin. Stan gave him a
nickel. Mike said you’re heads and he’s tails. He tossed the coin onto the dry
sand salt and looked at it.
“It’s heads. That means you are first to go Stan. Go into
the support trailer and get changed. Next to your Aurora flight, this will be
the ride of your life. Good luck son.”
“Go bro, I’m next,” Danny shouted, giving his mate a high
five. Their bravado hid their nerves.
Choo choo train steaming on to where faster
than a diesel
Going twice as fast metal machine on a
mission go go go!
Unmanned freight train a hundred years old
plus ten
In no way ready for the breakers yard and
scrap auction
This one escaped and is going full blast one
way to where
Will take air strikes and army bridge
demolition to halt it
And the
mechanic who fucked a Mig jet in the hot desert air
Get nautical
with Seaman Staines and Master Bates on Fucked Ferry
How about an
Anorak who bonked his steam train on the Lickey Incline
Sex with a helicopter
was the most lethal the pilot almost lost his chopper!
Most boring
and humble was the bicycle shagger he love a Penny Farthing
How
different than big rig man who pumped away with his 60 ton truck
The
wanker says this in the morning and expects an instant yes
No
is not an option if you want to keep your job
There
goes your soccer game with the lads
No
trip to the cinema with your girlfriend
Bang
goes your quiz night in the pub
You
gotta pull a double of 18 long fucking hours
This
includes two one hour breaks and coffee time while you work
We
are treated like machines and the rival factory uses them
Replacing
the complaining workers with robots
Robots
just need a can of oil and a power supply
This story is dedicated to the lady of my
dream, my friend, lover, wife, my opposite. We will make love and meet again.
Always together.
Back to the band. The band had a good Myspace
profile. It was done the old skool way and had a 70s/80s rock look that was
both UK and USA classic rock.
Brit music was Lead Zepplin, Rainbow, Deep
Purple, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest and most others from that time. The band also
did many 80s requests and hard rock versions of New Romantic synth tracks were
unique.
Cock rock was a big part of their music catalogue with bands like Firehouse, Warrant, Motley Crue, Skid Row, Guns n Roses and many more.
His
anal rocket whistled Dixie and wow!
It
was as cool as a moon shot and safer
He
described an apogee in the air
Visible
by a blue smoke trail and flame
Which
slowly faded and died out
The
call centre worker lost height
Going
into free fall he tried to flap
But
you’re not a bird nor have wings
So
fuck this for a splatter dead laugh
He
popped a small back parachute
It
was white with a big purple cock on it
He
drifted down to the plaza
Twenty
five floors below him
Nude
call centre worker and his tools
A
spent anal rocket and computer chair
His
office mates filmed and shouted
Thursday, 16 September 2021
FINAL FLIGHT
FINAL FLIGHT
Jimmy Boom Semtex
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Jimmy Boom Semtex. All rights reserved. This version 2021.
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This is a work of
fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either
the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any
resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely
coincidental.
FINAL FLIGHT
Harriers hit us
at dawn. Did their job pretty well. Bombed our runway, cratering the tarmac in
a dozen places, killing six ground crew, two aircrew and two officers. Our fuel
truck went-up, too, as did three planes. We can use the grass to fly; we’ll
miss our ground crew, but we can service our own jets. Sacha and his WSO never
got to the shelter. A sad loss, we’ll fight back even harder. Officers, screw
them. Fuelling by hand from 55-gallon drums and hand pump is hard, but what we
train for. Our planes can’t be replaced. Scorched and blasted to bits, like our
lost men. Gone. Time to fly, to hit back against NATO (North Atlantic Treaty
Organisation). Yes, we’ll really screw them over. Everyone to the briefing
tent, including my Annie. She’s my co-pilot, navigator, Weapon System Operator,
and sensor operator. She’s good, that’s why I chose her to be with me in
battle. She is second-to-none – and I’m in love with her, completely. If our
officers knew of our affair, I’d be grounded – she would be transferred at the
least. But, this is war – World War III, to be exact.
We receive a full
briefing considering our field conditions. Our officers are jerks, but good at
their job. Everyone listened, wanting to miss nothing. We all knew some would
die.
---
To our warplanes!
Take the netting off – annoying as it always snags on the eight-blade prop.
Open the cockpit canopy. Annie climbs into her front cockpit to do the
pre-flight check and bring the systems up. I do the walk round checking to see
if anything isn’t as it should be. I get to the weapons and remove the arming
pins. Our loadout is two Brightstar IR (Infra-Red) air-to-air missiles on each
outer wing pylon, two Saffron anti-tank missiles inboard, two Medusa anti-radar
missiles on the inner wing pylons and, to enhance our range, three drop-tanks:
two inboard of the Medusas and a centre line one behind the semi-recessed twin
23mm cannon pack. This Annie armed when I was in the cockpit. Nothing amiss, I
climbed aboard and did my own pre-flight, checked with Annie that everything
was green, then closed the canopy.
Signalling to the
ground crew to remove the power lead, I initiated start-up procedure: six steps
to get our eight-blade prop spinning. Hear the APU (Auxiliary Power Unit) whine
and turn the turboprop over. Noise building, even in my earphones. All okay on
the MFD (Multi-Function Display) showing engine parameters. Move the single
throttle from idle to minimum to max power. Feel our bird come alive. See Annie
busy with her screens. Check to see if she is okay and that our plane is;
switch to encrypted channel and quick clearance to go. Yes! We roll out of our
earth revetment to the grass take-off strip. Why didn’t the Harriers sow denial
weapons? We’d have lost more jets. Full power, away we go, bumping over the
grass past burnt-out planes, to the sky. We are airborne! Climb out at shallow
angle to stay below NATO radar (we don’t believe it, radar has moved on) and
give us maximum surprise.
Our fuel burn is
higher but we are so near the front... I scan my three MFD screens, see we’re
being picked up by NATO radar, so I drop us lower – our radar-absorbing paint
and carbon fibre helps, but death is death. My tension increases.
I see Annie
before me, her head moving from display to display, to her HUD (Heads Up
Display), to look outside and back again. I feel the urge to tell her what she
means to me, that the songs are true. I don’t. I order a new course to our
target. We all fly alone. Good or bad tactics? Historians will discuss this
later, if anyone survives this.
Suddenly, our RWR
(Radar Warning Receiver) comes alive – NATO fighter! I turn into the threat
that my display shows is to my port. I order Annie to turn our ECM (Electronic
Counter Measures) jammer to manual then to auto. Should’ve done it before!
Could be our death! I switch my HUD to dog fight mode and do a series of turns
to check our tail. Clear. There! Sun glinting on a canopy, a flare of flame as
a missile is launched. Heat-seeker this close; dropping chaff to break his
lock, flares to blind his missile. Come on, Annie, jam his radar, be my eyes.
G-force crushes me, my turn takes us to a wing above the ground. Be careful!
Climb, full combat power. Turn, roll, face him. His Sidewinder misses as my
turn is too tight and the missile cannot follow us. BANG! As it detonates
twenty metres away, shockwave from 25 pounds of iron filled with explosives
shakes my plane. A Devil slap, white-hot shrapnel cuts into the right wing, two
neat holes in the carbon fibre skin. I glance at the holes, at my MFD showing
minor damage only, nothing bad, and at the holes again, then at the enemy. I
recognise him as an F-20 Tigershark as she shoots past. NATO’s best fighter
means trouble.
Annie turns our
radar to air-to-air, gives me control of it and our two Brightstar missiles and
wishes me luck as I turn and follow him. Almost out of sight, he arcs around in
a high g-turn to re-attack. My Topaz radar acquires him, I lock him up with my
HOTAS (Hands On Throttle And Stick) controls and I grunt as a green box appears
on my HUD. His coffin, should he enter it. My helmet sights back it up, gives
overkill when my enemy is outside my HUD. I bring our nose up, roll wings level
and speed towards him. Several hundred feet up and climbing, visible to AWACS
(Airborne Warning And Control System) and everyone else scanning heavenwards.
Growl in my ear. Lock-on! F-20 in my helmet sights, just above my HUD. Press
the tit, port Brightstar ignites on a tail of fire, spears away so fast. I half
roll, turn and dive away for the deck. I punch out half-a-dozen flares and
chaff, ignoring the centre MFD and HUD repeater saying that Annie is dispensing
the same damn countermeasures. Close in, our jammers struggle due to his high
power agile radar. The RWR gives bearings on two search radar. SAMs (Surface to
Air Missile). More dangerous than any F-20 – hidden death from below. Cutting
it fine, I dive us below tree level, roll into a valley and safety. Our RWR
goes black. Glancing around and above, I see a brief explosion over a hill. Did
we get him or did he evade our missiles, like we did his – just? Ground warning
horn blaring – ten feet limit! I pull-up around fallen boulders, turn around
valley sides, follow a winding path. In my element, I lift my wing as the horn
goes off again. Annie shouts her curses at me, the war...
Recklessly, I
scream at her, my Annie who’d die if I push instead of pull the stick. Who I’d
never let anyone else have – like my plane. I killed the damn horn, pushed my
control stick and we headed lower. Five feet above level ground, she screams in
terror, startling me. I pull-up over a boulder as big as a tank. Glancing at my
mirror, I see dust kicked up by my prop-wash. I let our nose rise, kick full
right rudder and snap-roll in the valley. Scream my love for Annie, who turns
to look at me in terror, some loose black hair twirling with the g-force. She
sees my wicked grin and returns it, briefly. I level off as the valley dies
out. Annie curses me, says she loves me for always, that I’m the best pilot. I
smile. This is as close to marriage as we could get.
---
Hell! Armoured
column! Tanks passing under us. No radar. I line-up to fire my 23mm cannon, see
shells strike a tank without harm. Another. Too much top-armour. Troop carrier.
Quick correction – got him! Light armour smashed by my explosive and armour
piercing shells. I smile at the thought of NATO troops being blown to bits,
burned alive and killed. Annie brings up ground scan on the radar, tells me
what I can already see: thirty-plus vehicles on one narrow road; now SAM or
antiaircraft defence as the RWR was blank. I fire at another APC (Armoured
Personnel Carrier). Ordered Annie to lock-up a tank with a Saffron missile on
our next pass. At full throttle, I open the air-breaks, turn on a wing and
shoot back down the line. Annie smoothly talks herself through her act,
launches. I felt the kick back as our port anti-tank missile left the rail.
Down it went to kill a Challenger tank in one go. Soon, our other Saffron did
the same, another tank and crew dead. What a run! Better than any training
exercise, any day! Around again with guns blazing, searching-out troop carriers
that stop to try and save their men. I get one kill, another damaged before my
ammo runs out. Annie calls up the squadron and army tank-killing choppers to
come to the party. We head-back to base.
---
Mission almost
over, quick exhilaration of battle leaves me tired. Annie snaps me out of my
reverie as we change course. My IFF (Identification Friend or Foe) gives off
friendly signals as Annie tells me Major Topol, our CO (Commanding Officer),
has congratulated us on the tank find. He is inbound to attack, coordinating
with two other of our planes. Two others had used all their ammo on pre-set
targets, they RTB (Return To Base). We had already lost one jet with crew
missing. Annie made it clear that it was so nearly us, I stopped her. I am a
better pilot than what-was-his-name? The new guy from Kirov. Newbies die first.
Still, my two years on Sukhoi Su-25s in Afghanistan had taught me well. I was
hit by small arms fire nine times, lost an engine to a Stinger and struggled
back in a dying jet. There weren’t many 25s then, I was honoured by my CO but
that meant little when I saw my comrades die every week. Then I learnt to hate
officers, transferred out of the war to the new Aeroprogress training centre on
the new Sukhoi T.720B attack fighter. My combat experience was needed due to
their new design being ready to be shipped to the war. We spent two years
deciding what worked, what didn’t. A guerrilla war was nothing for what we
planned for: the full takeover of Western Europe by force. I was shocked when I
learnt the truth, but I had expected it. NATO had sabre-rattled against our
front line re-equipment. Our new T.720B was just such a weapon, along with attack
choppers like our Mil 28 and Kamov 52, our MiG 29 and Sukhoi 27 multirole
fighters, our Tupelov 22M3 and Tupelov 160 nuclear bombers. Not to mention the
nuclear missiles for if – and when – NATO responded. We had new tanks, APCs and
all the other equipment we would need. As the T.720B was a two-seater, I was
crewed with Annie to show her what tactical fighting was all about. Falling
in-love wasn’t part of the plan, our secret and ours alone. Now we needed one
another like never before. It was total war.
---
Suddenly, our RWR
came alive with three ground radars searching for us. Immediately one locked-on
to us, warning tone changing from a mesmerising sound like a bird to an evil
report that I turned down. A second had got intermittent lock. We, me and Annie,
talked, planned. Climbing so we popped-up permanently on their scopes, we
turned our jammer to manual. Annie gently found their frequency, told the
computer to follow any shifts and jammed them every three seconds, on a low
power setting. We didn’t have long before a Roland SAM came after us. Now! Annie ordered. She
launched our port Medusa in hunter-killer mode, down the NATO radar beam. He
would be hit, even if silent. He emitted and died, data linked to us before
impact confirmed a hard-kill. Annie launched our last offensive weapon at
another site; this was further and launched two Roland SAMs on our tail. I got
us in the weeds; Annie dumped countermeasures and jammed them. Rolling and
turning over flat fields at 500 knots was fast but not Mach 3 like a Roland. I
checked my fuel on my MFD; time to drop our wing tanks. Jolt as they fell free,
our centre one will follow when empty. Speed 550 now, no indication of a
hard-kill. Both Rolands go whizzing off our track, ballistic. We got past them!
Just one IR missile left, better take no chances. Got our map up on my centre
MFD, check with Annie for best course. Fuel is okay but combat must be avoided.
On our encrypted
radio something comes through. NATO just went tactical with nukes! Annie
swears. This is it – they did it, pushed the button. More orders, Annie patches
them to me. In code. I go white. All planes RTB to re-fuel and re-arm with
tactical nuclear weapons. No words said, just a code sequence unique to each
surviving plane. Target data discs would be given when we landed, our bombs
loaded with engine running. Hot refuelling. Annie already gave me the two best
ways back. I take the fastest. NATO troops fire small arms at us, red tracer
arcs past us, missing. Jinking around trees and low hills we come to base. I
send our code word and slow to land. A fast blur distracts me. No! Annie!
Whiteness.
---
Bio
Jimmy Boom Semtex
is into many things. Writing is one. His varied work includes poetry, prose and
stories on a variety of topics. Erotica like his Fire Extinguisher Man series,
poetry on current world events, horror stories and more besides. Jimmy loves
getting tattooed, listening to alternative music, drinking beer and living a
simple but fulfilling life. Check his blogs out. He's working on new erotic
stories and a poetry collection. His writing career is diverse and so are the
authors/poets/writers he’s collaborated with.
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