The first quarter mile was passed in less than 3 seconds.
A support vehicle acted chase. It caught up with Mike and he gave a thumbs-up.
They turned his car around and refuelled it. Then he came back again in a roar
of noise.
“Nothing to it,” he said, after unstrapping the seven
point safety harness and leaving the vehicle. “That was fun. Now which of you
will go first?”
“He will,” the Marines said each pointing at the other.
Mike laughed and asked one for a coin. Stan gave him a
nickel. Mike said you’re heads and he’s tails. He tossed the coin onto the dry
sand salt and looked at it.
“It’s heads. That means you are first to go Stan. Go into
the support trailer and get changed. Next to your Aurora flight, this will be
the ride of your life. Good luck son.”
“Go bro, I’m next,” Danny shouted, giving his mate a high
five. Their bravado hid their nerves.
Choo choo train steaming on to where faster
than a diesel
Going twice as fast metal machine on a
mission go go go!
Unmanned freight train a hundred years old
plus ten
In no way ready for the breakers yard and
scrap auction
This one escaped and is going full blast one
way to where
Will take air strikes and army bridge
demolition to halt it
And the
mechanic who fucked a Mig jet in the hot desert air
Get nautical
with Seaman Staines and Master Bates on Fucked Ferry
How about an
Anorak who bonked his steam train on the Lickey Incline
Sex with a helicopter
was the most lethal the pilot almost lost his chopper!
Most boring
and humble was the bicycle shagger he love a Penny Farthing
How
different than big rig man who pumped away with his 60 ton truck
The
wanker says this in the morning and expects an instant yes
No
is not an option if you want to keep your job
There
goes your soccer game with the lads
No
trip to the cinema with your girlfriend
Bang
goes your quiz night in the pub
You
gotta pull a double of 18 long fucking hours
This
includes two one hour breaks and coffee time while you work
We
are treated like machines and the rival factory uses them
Replacing
the complaining workers with robots
Robots
just need a can of oil and a power supply
This story is dedicated to the lady of my
dream, my friend, lover, wife, my opposite. We will make love and meet again.
Always together.
Back to the band. The band had a good Myspace
profile. It was done the old skool way and had a 70s/80s rock look that was
both UK and USA classic rock.
Brit music was Lead Zepplin, Rainbow, Deep
Purple, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest and most others from that time. The band also
did many 80s requests and hard rock versions of New Romantic synth tracks were
unique.
Cock rock was a big part of their music catalogue with bands like Firehouse, Warrant, Motley Crue, Skid Row, Guns n Roses and many more.
His
anal rocket whistled Dixie and wow!
It
was as cool as a moon shot and safer
He
described an apogee in the air
Visible
by a blue smoke trail and flame
Which
slowly faded and died out
The
call centre worker lost height
Going
into free fall he tried to flap
But
you’re not a bird nor have wings
So
fuck this for a splatter dead laugh
He
popped a small back parachute
It
was white with a big purple cock on it
He
drifted down to the plaza
Twenty
five floors below him
Nude
call centre worker and his tools
A
spent anal rocket and computer chair
His
office mates filmed and shouted
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