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Friday, 27 December 2019
new work 3
From the Skies
It was what it was and I did what I did
Way back then in the mists of time
Three and a half decades ago
Throwing stones hit to hit to hit
Long range archer locking you up
Then launch get you from above
Every single time not caring about later
Coz I'm the best and have the reach
And never got nicked by the Law
Tho my dad was once a copper
Yet he never tried to stop me
It was my mum who complained
But most of my actions were mine
Stealthily done and left there
Where they took place
Damaging events on people
On vehicles, property and more
My own little battle campaign
Mid 80s style that I now regret
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Loaded System
Part of the system
A rhetorical statement
Always the same
Forever different
When twelve meets ten
Twelve equals twelve
Loaded rounds in the mag
Mixed ammo load
Has a good target effect
But fouls up the barrel
How the armourers moan
It gets me the results
In this my own private war
In the war to end wars
Blame the system
Reload my guns...
Monday, 23 December 2019
new work2
Jen Gen
Your Xmas gift is a black man
He will give you a nice gift
So you have a very happy Xmas
Night to never ever forget
Joyous mummy's day in 9 months
A lil baby chocolate drop
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Go Ten
The man rides a yellow motorcycle
Like the guy who drives the red car
Why do they do this?
Are they colour blind?
Or in love with their machines
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Bank Yank
You sound so hot baby
I wanna grind you ragged
Make you scream my name
Lovely shy Desi girl
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Reversing Roles
Way it is always will be
Cat and mouse reversed
Not always what it seems
For things change all the time
Never the same except for change
Who set it up this way?
The system really sucks
Make a better one right now
Maybe this will actually work
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Way Away
They dropped their loads down below
On those who were having fun
All the tunnels are pink inside
And very tight to the feel
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Your Xmas gift is a black man
He will give you a nice gift
So you have a very happy Xmas
Night to never ever forget
Joyous mummy's day in 9 months
A lil baby chocolate drop
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Go Ten
The man rides a yellow motorcycle
Like the guy who drives the red car
Why do they do this?
Are they colour blind?
Or in love with their machines
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Bank Yank
You sound so hot baby
I wanna grind you ragged
Make you scream my name
Lovely shy Desi girl
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Reversing Roles
Way it is always will be
Cat and mouse reversed
Not always what it seems
For things change all the time
Never the same except for change
Who set it up this way?
The system really sucks
Make a better one right now
Maybe this will actually work
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Way Away
They dropped their loads down below
On those who were having fun
All the tunnels are pink inside
And very tight to the feel
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Wednesday, 18 December 2019
new work
One never does learn?/Another tattoo more pain/Behold, joy of art
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His mum hated it/Hot girl tattooed on his arm/His real life hot wife!
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Writing stories in the sky with their aeroplanes
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John aimed his rifle/Argentina soldier dead/Job satisfaction
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Marie the pilot/Hot legs short skirt stealth bomber/To Moscow and back
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All are opposites/Right gal, Air Force brat, correct/My upside down life
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Flameism
Top of the world
Up on a tail of fire
Rocket plane soars
Like a fucking eagle
Straight to the clouds
And beyond to space
Like a cliched angel
Ascending with Satan
Glued to her butt
Chemical reaction
Elements combining
Propelling ascension
This is how God feels
Top of the world
Infinity comes close
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Sore leg sore leg sore leg Must be another tattoo Look how funny he walks Moving along like a spider crab Pain the price for art One of the special cases Full of tattoos top to toe He'd have more but no room Unless tattoos on tattoos But he's not there yet That's the next step As is learning to tattoo Then he needs a guniea pig Hold them down and ink them All for art and tradition
Sore leg sore leg sore leg Must be another tattoo Look how funny he walks Moving along like a spider crab Pain the price for art One of the special cases Full of tattoos top to toe He'd have more but no room Unless tattoos on tattoos But he's not there yet That's the next step As is learning to tattoo Then he needs a guniea pig Hold them down and ink them All for art and tradition
Saturday, 14 December 2019
missing pilot poems
Twice 2
We will be back on the hill
Looking for you like we did in 18
And the others did in 19
When I wasn't allowed to go
Unlike in 20 when I return
And maybe we will find you
Hiding in the soil of the hillside
Almost a kilometre up
Final resting place
Pilot and plane
In 2 places 2 events
Maybe we will find you
Will we?
Results Needed
We went here before
We are here again
And will do so
Till we find you
How long will it take?
Who holds the answer?
Let me talk to them
I will bring in results
Coloured Colours
The soil of the mountain holds the answers
It will not shout out HERE I AM!
For it is quiet and shy and hides
Maybe in plain sight till we find it
The answer of where exactly you are
We know you are on the mountain
Somewhere up there on the heights
We wish to know exactly where
I want to be there when we find you
Imagine the feeling I will feel
And stories I will later tell
Being able to say I WAS THERE
So where are you Lt Stone?
Do tell me...
We will be back on the hill
Looking for you like we did in 18
And the others did in 19
When I wasn't allowed to go
Unlike in 20 when I return
And maybe we will find you
Hiding in the soil of the hillside
Almost a kilometre up
Final resting place
Pilot and plane
In 2 places 2 events
Maybe we will find you
Will we?
Results Needed
We went here before
We are here again
And will do so
Till we find you
How long will it take?
Who holds the answer?
Let me talk to them
I will bring in results
Coloured Colours
The soil of the mountain holds the answers
It will not shout out HERE I AM!
For it is quiet and shy and hides
Maybe in plain sight till we find it
The answer of where exactly you are
We know you are on the mountain
Somewhere up there on the heights
We wish to know exactly where
I want to be there when we find you
Imagine the feeling I will feel
And stories I will later tell
Being able to say I WAS THERE
So where are you Lt Stone?
Do tell me...
Friday, 13 December 2019
Money Money
Money Money
The two sexy lazy
Millennial gals trick me
With their lovely lilty
little linguistics
Paying the dues
before it’s actually due
So I don’t get my
Very Special Bonus
But do not worry I
say to myself
Those two sexy lil ladies
are my bonus
I’ll call round especially
after work
And unload my gift to
them
See how they accept
and smile in glee
My huge monster cock
is on holiday
Seeding their tight
Mohomai Love Holes
With Tattoo Man’s supreme
quality spunk
They’ll catch and
each have four babies
This will keep both
Lazy Millennials busy
So they don’t forget
my Very Special Bonus
After all it’s Xmas
my dear mother truckers
And time to party on
down
Saturday Man
Saturday Man
BY CRAIG J. BURT/Jimmy Boom Semtex
Peace & love he speaks proud of
Guns & baseball bats he screams loud for
He's a wild man
Don't have time to creep
He can stare straight at you hard
& attack you while you sleep
BY CRAIG J. BURT/Jimmy Boom Semtex
Peace & love he speaks proud of
Guns & baseball bats he screams loud for
He's a wild man
Don't have time to creep
He can stare straight at you hard
& attack you while you sleep
This evil self taught handy man
Can defeat you with is hands
He's a product of this vile evil town
Dare to walk the streets
Meet him down town or up town
He'll slice and dice you for sure
Criss cross like a bun
Empty your wallet and nab your gun
Then turn it on yourself
This handler of weapons
The self taught maniac of Boston
Can defeat you with is hands
He's a product of this vile evil town
Dare to walk the streets
Meet him down town or up town
He'll slice and dice you for sure
Criss cross like a bun
Empty your wallet and nab your gun
Then turn it on yourself
This handler of weapons
The self taught maniac of Boston
Over the Phone
Over the Phone
What do you wanna do over the phone?
Order a mafia hit
Buy a pizza
Book your car into the garage
Talk dirty to your special friend
Inform the military aliens have landed
Confirm that human life is a mirage
Discover that you're somebody else
Perform a positive life giving event
Listen to your favourite band from afar
Uncover history changing state secrets
Pry into the prince's private life
Hood wink a reporter on buried treasure
All this and more takes place
Over the phone in your hands
What do you wanna do over the phone?
Order a mafia hit
Buy a pizza
Book your car into the garage
Talk dirty to your special friend
Inform the military aliens have landed
Confirm that human life is a mirage
Discover that you're somebody else
Perform a positive life giving event
Listen to your favourite band from afar
Uncover history changing state secrets
Pry into the prince's private life
Hood wink a reporter on buried treasure
All this and more takes place
Over the phone in your hands
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