alien poems

 

Big Ships

In this world there are few things

That make my ex galfriend

Tame by comparison

They come here so far

To do what they want to us

Their small ships are cheap

Almost made in Red China

Have problems slowing down to land

And crash like fucking meteors

Their big ships work just fine

They do the damage taking people

Doing experiments and all that

If they could fix the small craft

Things would be harder for us

They would find our hiding places

Big ships can’t chase us down

So we have an advantage

We want to occupy then destroy a big one

This means getting aboard it

We plan to lure it to the desert

Were the land is flat

It will abduct some of us

Others will fire at it and hit it

Bring the ship down

Those aboard will resist

If they can and we will take over

Give us that ship we can get others

Find their planet go to it and hurt them

Orbital bombardment is meant to be nasty

We the little people peasants they abduct

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Other Foot

Give me one of their small ships

I will fix the landing problem

So it lands so smoothly

Not like a flying bomb

And then we will take over

A big ship and go to their home world

Do what they did here

Karma is a real bitch

The aliens will see

See how they like being

Taken abused killed occupied!