new poems

 

Let Me Out!

The Spanish were upset

An oil tanker sank a mile offshore

The water was a mile deep

Yet the tide would carry the oil

Ashore so it would ruin the beaches

Kill the fish eradicate the birds

Blacken swimmers poison the sea

Turn the sand to asphalt

Do a hundred other evil things

Blame the typhoon blame the captain

Blame all things but it’s clear

The ship is no longer afloat

It’s at the bottom of the sea

All that juicy engine oil waiting

To escape to poison all things

Let me out let me out let me out!

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Chinky Earphones

The black earphones were made in Red China by CCP turtles

They worked for a year giving reasonably good sound

Then the right side stopped working it was totally dead

It was out of guarantee just over one year old

The left side still worked fine with clear sound

That was fine if you were ok with it that way

He wasn’t ok with that not at all he cursed their crap

Nowt but mass produced junk made by slave labour

He listened to three songs tried messing with it

Unplugging them bending the wire increasing the volume

He looked at the wire it appeared fine so what was it?

What exactly was the motherfucking problem!

His white earphones would do the job he swapped them

Tried a song full volume the sound was at both ears

These had something wrong the frequency range was off!

No vocals came thru just a mass of static with bass

Back to his other black pair he’d listen with his left ear

It was better than garbled sound of no music at all

Both pairs made in Red China by CCP turtles

All stolen shit copied crap made by bastards!

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Those Risks

They say soccer is a dangerous game to play

And yes there are risks when you join a team

All hustle and bustle score the winning goal!

You can be knocked unconscious

You can swallow your tongue

You can break a leg

You can have a heart attack

You can be killed by rocket attack

Yes there are risks yet winning is worth it

Would you take a risk and play soccer?

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Russian civil war/what would it be like? Let’s see/go! Dispose Putin