Monday, 25 December 2023

new book book 3 in our poetry series Jim N Craig Poems Book 3 Joint Poems by Craig J. Burt and Jimmy Boom Semtex

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new book book 3 in our poetry series Jim N Craig Poems Book 3 Joint Poems by Craig J. Burt and Jimmy Boom Semtex

 


 

Wednesday, 20 December 2023

poems

 Twins

The call centre rep wanted to lnow
Are the breasts of a real wman
Different than that of a lady boy?
 
 
 
 
Twinned
It's a dual ride to Hell
Personal life and work
What a fucking ride
 
 
 
Wrong Wank
See the 2 call centre reps
As each masturbates over their heroes
One over his Team Leader
And the other about his Operations Manager
They cum together oh what illicit joy!
Utterly forbidden and wrong
Inspired by superbly capable support
Satan loves them all!
 
 
 
 
Allen Davies
The perfect stick
500 women can't be wrong
All that fucking sausage
Making the kids here
Look like choir boys
Ther unnamed ones
Will blush at Allen's conquests
As for Diane Davies
She's the Queen of England
 
 
 
 
Good To Go
Southern Comfort drink it slow in Vietnam
In the south low land by the sea
See the gals laze about in the sun
As you clean your gun
Sip your beer eat your fish
Getting ready for the next trip
In country up north hunting Charlie
Looking for lost planes and pilots
Those we can rescue in the jungle
Some are POWs to be freed
Bumping off a few Cong
Wrecking their camps
Putting out our presence
Yankees in Nam
A definite element here
Ready for war in peace
Time for a new beer
Then a gal for soon
In the morning we go to war
Up north hunting Charlie
Life in Nam good to go
 
 
 
 
 
 

Tuesday, 19 December 2023

ACTIVIST POEMS... ANTI RED CHINA CCP TURTLE POEMS FUCK THE RED CHINKY CHONGS HAHAHA!

 

 


 

Red Turtles

The enemy Red Chinky Chong CCP turtles

Are now making waves and stealing

Against the Philippines in the West Philippine Sea

Upsetting the fishermen blocking their boats

Installing a barrier stealing the fish and coral

Interfering with supply boats taking food to a military outpost

If the enemy CCp turtles board the Pinoy boats it’s an act of war

Like the Chinky Chong turtles did by India

Three miles or so above the reath on the freezing mountain

No guns or bombs were used just knives clubs and fists

Many died on either side as the Red Chinese

Wanted to steal the mountains

Hey this is their border they say

Inds and pushed back stopping them

How will the Philippine military stop the enemy turtles?

Watch this space very closely

 

 

Huawei

Get a new mobile phone

Don’t buy one made by turtles

In Red China as it’s crap

Fully of spyware

Limiting your searches

Shoddily made not to last

A disposable phone

Made in a disposable place

By party clones and slave labour

An Orwellian nightmare land

Where nobody is free

And the phones are crap

Buy Japanese or American!

 

 

 

 

Same Shit Return

The new enemy was also the old enemy

They were the communists not of Russia

But of Red China who were near as dammit Soviet

They were even worse than the Russians ever were

Their tech was more advanced except the aircraft

They got round that by stealing designs and bootlegging

Those bastards could make anything and did do

Thousands of planes tanks vehicles choppers

All put into a military to fight any enemy

There was a problem in Red China

With the state ordered one baby family

Now upped to 2 babies to make new soldiers

Decades behind the numbers game

With too few troops with too many weapons

Unless the idiots made robot soldiers

The Red China CCP turtles would lose

It was a fighting battle to get the numbers

Of willing indoctrinated soldiers to use

The half decent weapons in their wars

Their rabid leader wanted wars to be strong

How wrong and disillusioned they are

 

 

 

 

Slaughter Turtles

The Red Chinese bought land and a big warehouse in the Philippines

They imported cheap shoddily made goods to make it look legit

In reality it was a front for shabu drug smuggling and manufacture

They did both to cover their red butts in case either one was busted

The authorities tried to find the business owner but he was a ghost

Buying the land and business with high quality fake IDs

So the cops and detectives were chasing ghosts

While millions of dollars of drugs were smuggled in

Now it goes two ways as Red China has made it simpler

For foreign people and businesses to invest in China

Let's buy some land and a warehouse to make and smuggle drugs

If the CCP turtles can do it so can we!

 

 

 

 

Anal Thumb

Shove the thumb drive up your fucking arse

Like your lover's thumb how he waggles it up there

It doesn't matter if it's full of shit

As long as either a thumb drive or his thumb

Is right up your bloody bum giving you job

You smuggle the thumb drive in and out of work

Spying for the Chinky Chong Red China CCP turtles

So they can steal more state secrets with your help

You get them useful info itinerates intel

They gave you a dirty China man as a lover

Dirty in and out of bed and in politics

A commie asshat who can't be trusted

Except by you when his thumb is upwards

Right inside your bum massaging your sphincter

You do the same to him so the circle is complete

You both have something Red China can't steal

For your anal thumb desires are reciprocated

They spying side of it is a well-paid bonus

You both satisfy each other and your masters

The CCP turtles swoon at your secrets

Your own government would roast you alive

If they knew the level of your betrayal

You the man who has thumbs up his arse

 

 

Not China

The computer was like the phone

It was made in Red China by CCP turtles

And was a piece of fucking junk

Not fit for a junk shop never a mall

It looked sleek and efficient it was all a lie

The tech was stolen the materials shoddy

Looks were deceiving as were the promises

Saying it was modern state of the art

Efficient labour saving with new features

The truth was it was cheap dangerous

With a risk of electrocution or death

Plus it could crash and lose your files

Buy one if you want a good looker

Put it in the bin if you’ve common sense

Better still save the cash and buy Japanese!