Red Turtles
The enemy Red Chinky Chong CCP turtles
Are now making waves and stealing
Against the Philippines in the West Philippine Sea
Upsetting the fishermen blocking their boats
Installing a barrier stealing the fish and coral
Interfering with supply boats taking food to a military outpost
If the enemy CCp turtles board the Pinoy boats it’s an act of war
Like the Chinky Chong turtles did by India
Three miles or so above the reath on the freezing mountain
No guns or bombs were used just knives clubs and fists
Many died on either side as the Red Chinese
Wanted to steal the mountains
Hey this is their border they say
Inds and pushed back stopping them
How will the Philippine military stop the enemy turtles?
Watch this space very closely
Huawei
Get a new mobile phone
Don’t buy one made by turtles
In Red China as it’s crap
Fully of spyware
Limiting your searches
Shoddily made not to last
A disposable phone
Made in a disposable place
By party clones and slave labour
An Orwellian nightmare land
Where nobody is free
And the phones are crap
Buy Japanese or American!
Same Shit Return
The new enemy was also the old enemy
They were the communists not of Russia
But of Red China who were near as dammit Soviet
They were even worse than the Russians ever were
Their tech was more advanced except the aircraft
They got round that by stealing designs and bootlegging
Those bastards could make anything and did do
Thousands of planes tanks vehicles choppers
All put into a military to fight any enemy
There was a problem in Red China
With the state ordered one baby family
Now upped to 2 babies to make new soldiers
Decades behind the numbers game
With too few troops with too many weapons
Unless the idiots made robot soldiers
The Red China CCP turtles would lose
It was a fighting battle to get the numbers
Of willing indoctrinated soldiers to use
The half decent weapons in their wars
Their rabid leader wanted wars to be strong
How wrong and disillusioned they are
Slaughter Turtles
The Red Chinese bought land and a big warehouse in the Philippines
They imported cheap shoddily made goods to make it look legit
In reality it was a front for shabu drug smuggling and manufacture
They did both to cover their red butts in case either one was busted
The authorities tried to find the business owner but he was a ghost
Buying the land and business with high quality fake IDs
So the cops and detectives were chasing ghosts
While millions of dollars of drugs were smuggled in
Now it goes two ways as Red China has made it simpler
For foreign people and businesses to invest in China
Let's buy some land and a warehouse to make and smuggle drugs
If the CCP turtles can do it so can we!
Anal Thumb
Shove the thumb drive up your fucking arse
Like your lover's thumb how he waggles it up there
It doesn't matter if it's full of shit
As long as either a thumb drive or his thumb
Is right up your bloody bum giving you job
You smuggle the thumb drive in and out of work
Spying for the Chinky Chong Red China CCP turtles
So they can steal more state secrets with your help
You get them useful info itinerates intel
They gave you a dirty China man as a lover
Dirty in and out of bed and in politics
A commie asshat who can't be trusted
Except by you when his thumb is upwards
Right inside your bum massaging your sphincter
You do the same to him so the circle is complete
You both have something Red China can't steal
For your anal thumb desires are reciprocated
They spying side of it is a well-paid bonus
You both satisfy each other and your masters
The CCP turtles swoon at your secrets
Your own government would roast you alive
If they knew the level of your betrayal
You the man who has thumbs up his arse
Not China
The computer was like the phone
It was made in Red China by CCP turtles
And was a piece of fucking junk
Not fit for a junk shop never a mall
It looked sleek and efficient it was all a lie
The tech was stolen the materials shoddy
Looks were deceiving as were the promises
Saying it was modern state of the art
Efficient labour saving with new features
The truth was it was cheap dangerous
With a risk of electrocution or death
Plus it could crash and lose your files
Buy one if you want a good looker
Put it in the bin if you’ve common sense
Better still save the cash and buy Japanese!
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