Thursday, 30 September 2021

Battle Lines

 


Battle Lines

Just imagine you caught a pair of opposing alien UFOs

Having a dog fight before your eyes how would you feel?

If you were high sat on a mountain and they fought it out

Right below you in the valley a winner takes all battle

Nobody gets out of this shit alive fight anything goes

They turn this way and that turning dodging rolling

Looping climbing diving going supersonic right there

Unreal shockwave in the valley the noise of discharge

Firing all types of weapons that we can only guess at

How long till one was shot down and destroyed?

Would the first shot or the thousandth be lethal?

How would you feel if you saw two alien craft this way?

In a real fight where there should be no witnesses

For in reality this event would be impossible so deniable

Superbly capable exotic machines fighting sci-fi fact

See one fall in flames explode defeated gone

Did the right alien win the battle what of you?

The witness atop the peak who saw this nameless thing

Will the last craft abduct you ignore you or kill you

As he climbs past upwards on a tail of fire

His next stop to the stars or another dimension…

Saturday, 25 September 2021

CCP Hell Turtles

 CCP Hell Turtles

Welcome to Hell is what the kids’ top said
It was made in Red Chinky land by CCP turtles
The mother of the kid complained and said why?
Why are you selling this crap to me and my kids
Its fine you steel other nations’ secrets to copy
And sell the counterfeit black market crap
But this crosses the red line drawn by the CCP turtles
More profit for the dirty red commies nothing but dogs
And a few greedy rats profiting off the backs of others
Anywhere else it wouldn’t be allowed but this is China
Coloured red by the Chinky Commy Party turtles
All bastards and not to be respected for they are thieves
Who live in their own nation that I think is modelled on Hell
Ripped off from the Devil so the CCP turtles can profit
They all need sending to the real Hell with a one way ticket

Tuesday, 21 September 2021

random poem samples from LIZARD SNAIL 124K Nick Armbrister and other writers




The first quarter mile was passed in less than 3 seconds. A support vehicle acted chase. It caught up with Mike and he gave a thumbs-up. They turned his car around and refuelled it. Then he came back again in a roar of noise.

“Nothing to it,” he said, after unstrapping the seven point safety harness and leaving the vehicle. “That was fun. Now which of you will go first?”

“He will,” the Marines said each pointing at the other.

Mike laughed and asked one for a coin. Stan gave him a nickel. Mike said you’re heads and he’s tails. He tossed the coin onto the dry sand salt and looked at it.

“It’s heads. That means you are first to go Stan. Go into the support trailer and get changed. Next to your Aurora flight, this will be the ride of your life. Good luck son.”

“Go bro, I’m next,” Danny shouted, giving his mate a high five. Their bravado hid their nerves.






Choo choo train steaming on to where faster than a diesel

Going twice as fast metal machine on a mission go go go!

Unmanned freight train a hundred years old plus ten

In no way ready for the breakers yard and scrap auction

This one escaped and is going full blast one way to where

Will take air strikes and army bridge demolition to halt it



And the mechanic who fucked a Mig jet in the hot desert air

Get nautical with Seaman Staines and Master Bates on Fucked Ferry

How about an Anorak who bonked his steam train on the Lickey Incline

Sex with a helicopter was the most lethal the pilot almost lost his chopper!

Most boring and humble was the bicycle shagger he love a Penny Farthing

How different than big rig man who pumped away with his 60 ton truck




The wanker says this in the morning and expects an instant yes

No is not an option if you want to keep your job

There goes your soccer game with the lads

No trip to the cinema with your girlfriend

Bang goes your quiz night in the pub

You gotta pull a double of 18 long fucking hours

This includes two one hour breaks and coffee time while you work

We are treated like machines and the rival factory uses them

Replacing the complaining workers with robots

Robots just need a can of oil and a power supply





This story is dedicated to the lady of my dream, my friend, lover, wife, my opposite. We will make love and meet again. Always together.

 

Back to the band. The band had a good Myspace profile. It was done the old skool way and had a 70s/80s rock look that was both UK and USA classic rock.

 

Brit music was Lead Zepplin, Rainbow, Deep Purple, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest and most others from that time. The band also did many 80s requests and hard rock versions of New Romantic synth tracks were unique.

 

Cock rock was a big part of their music catalogue with bands like Firehouse, Warrant, Motley Crue, Skid Row, Guns n Roses and many more. 




His anal rocket whistled Dixie and wow!

It was as cool as a moon shot and safer

He described an apogee in the air

Visible by a blue smoke trail and flame

 

Which slowly faded and died out

The call centre worker lost height

Going into free fall he tried to flap

But you’re not a bird nor have wings

 

So fuck this for a splatter dead laugh

He popped a small back parachute

It was white with a big purple cock on it

He drifted down to the plaza

 

Twenty five floors below him

Nude call centre worker and his tools

A spent anal rocket and computer chair

His office mates filmed and shouted

Thursday, 16 September 2021

FINAL FLIGHT

 

FINAL FLIGHT

Jimmy Boom Semtex

 

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FINAL FLIGHT

Harriers hit us at dawn. Did their job pretty well. Bombed our runway, cratering the tarmac in a dozen places, killing six ground crew, two aircrew and two officers. Our fuel truck went-up, too, as did three planes. We can use the grass to fly; we’ll miss our ground crew, but we can service our own jets. Sacha and his WSO never got to the shelter. A sad loss, we’ll fight back even harder. Officers, screw them. Fuelling by hand from 55-gallon drums and hand pump is hard, but what we train for. Our planes can’t be replaced. Scorched and blasted to bits, like our lost men. Gone. Time to fly, to hit back against NATO (North Atlantic Treaty Organisation). Yes, we’ll really screw them over. Everyone to the briefing tent, including my Annie. She’s my co-pilot, navigator, Weapon System Operator, and sensor operator. She’s good, that’s why I chose her to be with me in battle. She is second-to-none – and I’m in love with her, completely. If our officers knew of our affair, I’d be grounded – she would be transferred at the least. But, this is war – World War III, to be exact.

We receive a full briefing considering our field conditions. Our officers are jerks, but good at their job. Everyone listened, wanting to miss nothing. We all knew some would die.

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To our warplanes! Take the netting off – annoying as it always snags on the eight-blade prop. Open the cockpit canopy. Annie climbs into her front cockpit to do the pre-flight check and bring the systems up. I do the walk round checking to see if anything isn’t as it should be. I get to the weapons and remove the arming pins. Our loadout is two Brightstar IR (Infra-Red) air-to-air missiles on each outer wing pylon, two Saffron anti-tank missiles inboard, two Medusa anti-radar missiles on the inner wing pylons and, to enhance our range, three drop-tanks: two inboard of the Medusas and a centre line one behind the semi-recessed twin 23mm cannon pack. This Annie armed when I was in the cockpit. Nothing amiss, I climbed aboard and did my own pre-flight, checked with Annie that everything was green, then closed the canopy.

Signalling to the ground crew to remove the power lead, I initiated start-up procedure: six steps to get our eight-blade prop spinning. Hear the APU (Auxiliary Power Unit) whine and turn the turboprop over. Noise building, even in my earphones. All okay on the MFD (Multi-Function Display) showing engine parameters. Move the single throttle from idle to minimum to max power. Feel our bird come alive. See Annie busy with her screens. Check to see if she is okay and that our plane is; switch to encrypted channel and quick clearance to go. Yes! We roll out of our earth revetment to the grass take-off strip. Why didn’t the Harriers sow denial weapons? We’d have lost more jets. Full power, away we go, bumping over the grass past burnt-out planes, to the sky. We are airborne! Climb out at shallow angle to stay below NATO radar (we don’t believe it, radar has moved on) and give us maximum surprise.

Our fuel burn is higher but we are so near the front... I scan my three MFD screens, see we’re being picked up by NATO radar, so I drop us lower – our radar-absorbing paint and carbon fibre helps, but death is death. My tension increases.

I see Annie before me, her head moving from display to display, to her HUD (Heads Up Display), to look outside and back again. I feel the urge to tell her what she means to me, that the songs are true. I don’t. I order a new course to our target. We all fly alone. Good or bad tactics? Historians will discuss this later, if anyone survives this.

Suddenly, our RWR (Radar Warning Receiver) comes alive – NATO fighter! I turn into the threat that my display shows is to my port. I order Annie to turn our ECM (Electronic Counter Measures) jammer to manual then to auto. Should’ve done it before! Could be our death! I switch my HUD to dog fight mode and do a series of turns to check our tail. Clear. There! Sun glinting on a canopy, a flare of flame as a missile is launched. Heat-seeker this close; dropping chaff to break his lock, flares to blind his missile. Come on, Annie, jam his radar, be my eyes. G-force crushes me, my turn takes us to a wing above the ground. Be careful! Climb, full combat power. Turn, roll, face him. His Sidewinder misses as my turn is too tight and the missile cannot follow us. BANG! As it detonates twenty metres away, shockwave from 25 pounds of iron filled with explosives shakes my plane. A Devil slap, white-hot shrapnel cuts into the right wing, two neat holes in the carbon fibre skin. I glance at the holes, at my MFD showing minor damage only, nothing bad, and at the holes again, then at the enemy. I recognise him as an F-20 Tigershark as she shoots past. NATO’s best fighter means trouble.

Annie turns our radar to air-to-air, gives me control of it and our two Brightstar missiles and wishes me luck as I turn and follow him. Almost out of sight, he arcs around in a high g-turn to re-attack. My Topaz radar acquires him, I lock him up with my HOTAS (Hands On Throttle And Stick) controls and I grunt as a green box appears on my HUD. His coffin, should he enter it. My helmet sights back it up, gives overkill when my enemy is outside my HUD. I bring our nose up, roll wings level and speed towards him. Several hundred feet up and climbing, visible to AWACS (Airborne Warning And Control System) and everyone else scanning heavenwards. Growl in my ear. Lock-on! F-20 in my helmet sights, just above my HUD. Press the tit, port Brightstar ignites on a tail of fire, spears away so fast. I half roll, turn and dive away for the deck. I punch out half-a-dozen flares and chaff, ignoring the centre MFD and HUD repeater saying that Annie is dispensing the same damn countermeasures. Close in, our jammers struggle due to his high power agile radar. The RWR gives bearings on two search radar. SAMs (Surface to Air Missile). More dangerous than any F-20 – hidden death from below. Cutting it fine, I dive us below tree level, roll into a valley and safety. Our RWR goes black. Glancing around and above, I see a brief explosion over a hill. Did we get him or did he evade our missiles, like we did his – just? Ground warning horn blaring – ten feet limit! I pull-up around fallen boulders, turn around valley sides, follow a winding path. In my element, I lift my wing as the horn goes off again. Annie shouts her curses at me, the war...

Recklessly, I scream at her, my Annie who’d die if I push instead of pull the stick. Who I’d never let anyone else have – like my plane. I killed the damn horn, pushed my control stick and we headed lower. Five feet above level ground, she screams in terror, startling me. I pull-up over a boulder as big as a tank. Glancing at my mirror, I see dust kicked up by my prop-wash. I let our nose rise, kick full right rudder and snap-roll in the valley. Scream my love for Annie, who turns to look at me in terror, some loose black hair twirling with the g-force. She sees my wicked grin and returns it, briefly. I level off as the valley dies out. Annie curses me, says she loves me for always, that I’m the best pilot. I smile. This is as close to marriage as we could get.

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Hell! Armoured column! Tanks passing under us. No radar. I line-up to fire my 23mm cannon, see shells strike a tank without harm. Another. Too much top-armour. Troop carrier. Quick correction – got him! Light armour smashed by my explosive and armour piercing shells. I smile at the thought of NATO troops being blown to bits, burned alive and killed. Annie brings up ground scan on the radar, tells me what I can already see: thirty-plus vehicles on one narrow road; now SAM or anti­aircraft defence as the RWR was blank. I fire at another APC (Armoured Personnel Carrier). Ordered Annie to lock-up a tank with a Saffron missile on our next pass. At full throttle, I open the air-breaks, turn on a wing and shoot back down the line. Annie smoothly talks herself through her act, launches. I felt the kick back as our port anti-tank missile left the rail. Down it went to kill a Challenger tank in one go. Soon, our other Saffron did the same, another tank and crew dead. What a run! Better than any training exercise, any day! Around again with guns blazing, searching-out troop carriers that stop to try and save their men. I get one kill, another damaged before my ammo runs out. Annie calls up the squadron and army tank-killing choppers to come to the party. We head-back to base.

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Mission almost over, quick exhilaration of battle leaves me tired. Annie snaps me out of my reverie as we change course. My IFF (Identification Friend or Foe) gives off friendly signals as Annie tells me Major Topol, our CO (Commanding Officer), has congratulated us on the tank find. He is inbound to attack, co­ordinating with two other of our planes. Two others had used all their ammo on pre-set targets, they RTB (Return To Base). We had already lost one jet with crew missing. Annie made it clear that it was so nearly us, I stopped her. I am a better pilot than what-was-his-name? The new guy from Kirov. Newbies die first. Still, my two years on Sukhoi Su-25s in Afghanistan had taught me well. I was hit by small arms fire nine times, lost an engine to a Stinger and struggled back in a dying jet. There weren’t many 25s then, I was honoured by my CO but that meant little when I saw my comrades die every week. Then I learnt to hate officers, transferred out of the war to the new Aeroprogress training centre on the new Sukhoi T.720B attack fighter. My combat experience was needed due to their new design being ready to be shipped to the war. We spent two years deciding what worked, what didn’t. A guerrilla war was nothing for what we planned for: the full takeover of Western Europe by force. I was shocked when I learnt the truth, but I had expected it. NATO had sabre-rattled against our front line re-equipment. Our new T.720B was just such a weapon, along with attack choppers like our Mil 28 and Kamov 52, our MiG 29 and Sukhoi 27 multirole fighters, our Tupelov 22M3 and Tupelov 160 nuclear bombers. Not to mention the nuclear missiles for if – and when – NATO responded. We had new tanks, APCs and all the other equipment we would need. As the T.720B was a two-seater, I was crewed with Annie to show her what tactical fighting was all about. Falling in-love wasn’t part of the plan, our secret and ours alone. Now we needed one another like never before. It was total war.

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Suddenly, our RWR came alive with three ground radars searching for us. Immediately one locked-on to us, warning tone changing from a mesmerising sound like a bird to an evil report that I turned down. A second had got intermittent lock. We, me and Annie, talked, planned. Climbing so we popped-up permanently on their scopes, we turned our jammer to manual. Annie gently found their frequency, told the computer to follow any shifts and jammed them every three seconds, on a low power setting. We didn’t have long before a Roland SAM came after us. Now! Annie ordered. She launched our port Medusa in hunter-killer mode, down the NATO radar beam. He would be hit, even if silent. He emitted and died, data linked to us before impact confirmed a hard-kill. Annie launched our last offensive weapon at another site; this was further and launched two Roland SAMs on our tail. I got us in the weeds; Annie dumped countermeasures and jammed them. Rolling and turning over flat fields at 500 knots was fast but not Mach 3 like a Roland. I checked my fuel on my MFD; time to drop our wing tanks. Jolt as they fell free, our centre one will follow when empty. Speed 550 now, no indication of a hard-kill. Both Rolands go whizzing off our track, ballistic. We got past them! Just one IR missile left, better take no chances. Got our map up on my centre MFD, check with Annie for best course. Fuel is okay but combat must be avoided.

On our encrypted radio something comes through. NATO just went tactical with nukes! Annie swears. This is it – they did it, pushed the button. More orders, Annie patches them to me. In code. I go white. All planes RTB to re-fuel and re-arm with tactical nuclear weapons. No words said, just a code sequence unique to each surviving plane. Target data discs would be given when we landed, our bombs loaded with engine running. Hot refuelling. Annie already gave me the two best ways back. I take the fastest. NATO troops fire small arms at us, red tracer arcs past us, missing. Jinking around trees and low hills we come to base. I send our code word and slow to land. A fast blur distracts me. No! Annie!

Whiteness.

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Bio

Jimmy Boom Semtex is into many things. Writing is one. His varied work includes poetry, prose and stories on a variety of topics. Erotica like his Fire Extinguisher Man series, poetry on current world events, horror stories and more besides. Jimmy loves getting tattooed, listening to alternative music, drinking beer and living a simple but fulfilling life. Check his blogs out. He's working on new erotic stories and a poetry collection. His writing career is diverse and so are the authors/poets/writers he’s collaborated with.

 

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Sunday, 12 September 2021

Angry Kitten/Japanese Training Biplane


Angry Kitten/Japanese Training Biplane
See the enemy Jap in his plane loop round to get me
His crap white painted Aichi biplane as old as me
20 years and a piece of junk wait till I get him
My big hungry Hellcat will grease your ass 50 cals!
Come here stop dancing all over the sky you’re mine
There we go I can see you as do my large bullets
Listen to the rattle of my six guns gonna do you
You get the full fucking serenade open cockpit style
But but but bullet but you dodged my fire like a gnat
Rolling here and there impossible to miss damn you
I’ll cut off your escape here we go get ready dirty Nip
My second burst will shred that rip off biplane to bits
Yet how can this be you climbed dove rolled lived
My bullets missed you and you dare to face me
Whack a Yankee time your little bullets ping me
I see your single gun fire pitter patter biplane style
I dive and increase the distance to re-attack
Full power 2000 horses scream for release
400 miles per hour eat you alive enemy of mine!
See look observe I fire in front of you then at you
But you flippin’ well dodged my fire by rolling
And come at me an angry kitten with no milk!
More of your bullets hit me and now I see
I see the truth that I am facing a Master here
You train the other pilots this exact way
In your Aichi Nakajima Kawasaki biplane
Goodbye Japanese Grand Master I have to go
I’m off back to safety and the carrier…

Wednesday, 1 September 2021

Utterly Forgotten


 

 

 


U
tterly Forgotten

They set out to make a man like you make a car in a factory

It was a production process starting at step one till the end

When you’re left with the finished product and the job is done

Step by step following instructions and designs and plans

Not missing a single bit or doing it in the wrong order

To look at the completed man you would be amazed

That he was made in a factory by human hands and minds

And not from some mother’s belly like normal humans

With the right tools factory and plans you can build anything

Including a human as this example shows standing before us

He can walk talk speak run jump dance clap eat drink shit and piss

Just like we can in whatever order is needed maybe even all together

But the man isn’t perfect just like we are flawed and imprecise creatures

He’s moody for no reason destructive for the Hell of it and stupidly fights

His bad language is terrible every third word a swear or curse

If he doesn’t get his own way he spits his dummy out and tantrums

He tells lies to everybody and some seem like the truth till revealed

Did we make this man this way on purpose to be an arsehole?

Just like your brother or friend or wife is the same type jerk

Not caring about our feelings or his respect or where he is

Ridiculing all and everything even those who made him

Did we break the mould producing this individual human?

Do we eradicate him and start anew to lose the bad point

So we have an ideal male with no urge to swear fight lie

Or kill hurt injure burn smash crush ruin destroy till all is gone

We want one who smiles laughs loves jokes cares helps

I think we must start again and make an improved model

The physical body is fine but what’s inside is very suspect

Something important is broken and need completely replacing

If the next model fails and is broken we’ll make a dog instead

The first one will be killed and recycled then utterly forgotten

A flawed human male made in a secret factory plausible deniability