Mark Zuckerberg Assassinated
Where were you when they assassinated Mark Zuckerberg?
I was having a shit and using Facebook
I was promoting this book in erotic groups
The bastards blocked me from posting
Because my book is a rude one
Full of well written adult poems
Which feature varied sex and intimacy
I guess my book isn’t for the Zuck
So fuck the Zuck and all he stands for
I won’t miss him or his smug ways
I read that his death was a slow one
And that they cut off his balls
Then raped his sexy wife and shot her
It said she enjoyed the sex
But don’t believe all you read
Is the Zuck really dead?
Fuck him and his site
I’m off for a beer
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