Odd Jerking

 

 

Odd Jerking

A guy hiked an Indonesian peak and saw a silver sphere there. If was so pretty! It reflected the green of the trees and grass and the blue sky. Like a mirror image. He walked over to it. He was reflected! Like a mirror. What the Hell is this thing? It’s too small to be a spaceship. He wasn’t scared but curious. This craft. Is it safe? What did the science journal say? How a spaceship could be powered. By a radiation engine or anti-gravity capability? He stood there admiring the spherical craft. It was stationery a metre above the ground. Slowly he touched it. The silver metal was smooth to the touch and cold. It wasn’t hot or warmed by the sun. He tapped it with his knuckle. It was solid and made a noise but not like tapping a car. More like a tank! What is this? Where is it from? Suddenly a feeling came over him. He got his cock out! Suddenly horny. His dick grew hard. What was happening to him? Why this desire rushing through him. He masturbated his penis. It grew to a large throbbing gristle in his hand. Unlike most Indonesian males this one still had his foreskin. He rubbed his cock on the shiny metal. He did this till he came. He grunted and groaned. This feels so fucking good. Better than a gal or any prostitute! Oh fuck me! Why does it feel so damn good? He was about to cum! Suddenly a small door in the top of the craft opened and a small green alien head appeared. A small alien floated out. The guy saw the alien but continued wanking. He was there! He came. His cum jetted out all over the metal leaving white spunk dripping down it. The alien asked What are you doing? The man stopped wanking and glared at the two fee tall alien. You’re late! You could of done this for me!! Your timing is terrible. For that you can wank me off again till I cum again…

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That Was My Sister

 

That Was My Sister

I got the jeep the other day. I looked at the gal sat next to me. I wondered what it would be like if she was abducted by aliens? This is my story.

 

The other day I got the Jeep from Cubao to Santa Lucia. It was just another normal commute in Manila. Off to my graveyard call centre job. Same crap different day. I got the jeep at 7.45PM. my shift was 9PM. I was sat on the left side near the rear entrance. There were twenty four passengers jammed inside like sardines. I was looking at the gal sat opposite me. She was wearing cut down jeans and had wonderful legs in the blue UV lighting. Loud dance music played from the jeep’s sound system. It was quite enjoyable when the jeep was riding freely on the road out of the traffic. It was fast loud and swerved left and right for the joy of it. Passengers in back were shaken about. When the traffic was gridlocked it was exhaust fume horn beeping Hell. We were half way there when it happened. The gal sat next to me was using her phone to message people. She was suddenly lifted up off the seat. The jeep swerved side to side going fast. Was it that? Everyone else was sat down. The gal gave a startled yell and looked up from her phone. She was now two inches off the seat and continued to rise. What the fuck? The gal in the shorts shook her head and said something. The music was loud. The phone gal was level with the roof now. She shouted Help Me! and shook her head. It was obvious she was scared. The jeep fare collector looked back to see what the commotion was. He saw the gal off her seat. He called to the driver to stop the vehicle. He slowed. Now the gal was actually being lifted through the roof! Through the actual metal. She screamed and grabbed at other passengers. She dropped her phone as her head neck then shoulders effortlessly went through the metal like it wasn’t there. Other people were shouting. A few took photos or videos of it. Meanwhile the crazy dance music and UV lights lit the scene. It was I who looked out of the back of the jeep and up into the sky. I motioned to the others. Look! Look up in the sky! Look at that! Above over the jeep was a round flying saucer! It was fifty metres overhead and silver. And quite beautiful. You just knew it wasn’t from here. It glowed orange and yellow in the street lights. A passenger screamed Grab the gal! Two people tried to hold her jeans as she continued up out of the jeep roof. It did no good. How was it possible that she could pass through the metal like it wasn’t there? Like entering water? The gal taken by aliens! I saw her float upwards in a beam of faint white light that almost wasn’t there. Others saw it. Some pointed. Most were silent or whispered among themselves. The jeep driver called his boss. Several passengers made calls as the gal disappeared into the bottom the disc. The light flicked off and the ship effortlessly rose. Slowly at first and then it rapidly shot from sight. I went back into the jeep and picked up the gal’s phone. It was still open on the message. There three new messages unanswered. I sent a quick reply saying her friend had been taken from the jeepney by an alien spaceship. That this was no joke. I didn’t wait for a reply. I called the message sender. They answered. Hi this is Jimmy. Your friend. She was just abducted by an alien craft. They took your friend up into the sky and their ship. She’s gone now. Over twenty people saw it. Gone? Gone where? That was my sister…

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banned on FB/IG due to erotic writing haha

 

 

 

 

Banned FB

The highest honour for me as a writer

Is for me to be banned of Facebook

My several accounts suspended

Then deleted when my appeals failed

It was the post on my Nick Nick account

Saying buy my books so I can tattoo my balls!

They also deleted my Instagram account too

Any new account I set up is flagged

The bastards know my IP address

On my phone and laptop

Nick/Jimmy the non-conformist writer

Banned off FB for his erotic writing haha

I wear that badge with pride

Email me or call me if you want to talk

No more FB so fuck the Zuk!