Riga Viper

 

Riga Viper

See the sweep of the radar arm as it goes around the display. F16 Viper on the way to war! Gonna splash some Russian jets. Way it's meant to be. Way it's always been. America is good Russia is bad. See the small gal fly the Viper. Her Viper. She will do some fucking damage. Her missiles ready to fire a moment's notice. Radar plane data links co-ordinates where the bastard is. Stupid Russia will never know what hit him! AMRAAM missile fired by the small gal with a bad attitude. She always was a little bitch. Now they gave her job to use her attitude. Shooting down Russian jets hopefully with their pilots. Here we go co-ords coming in. Give the system a few seconds to upload update geo-locate them. Now she's ready. Click the switches pull the trigger radar missile away. Not a word said over the radio. Stupid Russia never knew Riga was here or her 45 year old upgraded F16. See how good she is a jet older than her. Seconds count down and there we go. Silent explosion fully visible at night. Twenty miles away. Russian Su35 Flanker splashed and pilot flying no more. Did he eject? Riga hopes not. She's that kind of gal. At least now. Will the Swish built radar plane send any more co-ords? She had plenty more missiles ready to go...

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My Husband the Whore Collection Jimmy Boom Semtex revisit

 https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08D3QF6PJ

 

Jimmy Boom Semtex did three volumes of My Husband the Whore. They are here in this collection. This story is partly based on Joe’s quest for love and a search for something. What? Good times, sex, the missing link? All of the scenes are false but based in reality. It’s up to the readers to define which. It’s one fictitious man’s journey over several years in his life and personal conquests. Some were good, some bad. All are memorable. Guys and gals, we have all been there. Keep on looking. And when you find what you want, keep hold of it before it’s gone. Joe does not exist except in us all. Good luck! 

 

 

Real alternative wench.

 

All through his life Joe was an almost achiever. At school he was at the bottom of the class. Bullies put him down for a variety of reasons. They called him Frankenstein, saying Joe's head was square. Anything related to this was used too. Block on the landscape, Frankenstein behind the line, Joe can only get big girls etc. He fought back after years of abuse, using his hands, words and weapons.

 

When he left school, he eventually proved them all wrong. Jimmy's first girlfriend went to a Catholic school. All they did was kiss. It lasted 3 months. She left him when he refused to let her fuck his mate. He could have fucked hers too but it wasn't the point. Years later Joe heard she’d turned lesbian.

 

After that Joe got a big fat girl pregnant. It was his first time ever. He was very depressed over that and almost suicidal for a long time. The bullies at his garage job had a field day; it was like the old days again. Long term damage was done.

 

He hated the bullies, his life in his teens and being in the wrong job. A strong dominant mother was to blame, as was being so shy. Many hard knocks made Joe into who he was. A car crash, while street racing high performance cars from the garage, almost killed him. One of the bullies was injured. It was indirect payback to his hurtful words and actions. Joe was fired from his job.

 

Time moved on. He worked in a big bakery for the entire 90s and became a man. He was still quiet; his work mates were all older but responsible. The old joke was still there: Joe will only ever get a fat girl. Then in 1992, everything changed. He met Katya. She was a lovely lady and the only woman that Joe's strict mother ever liked.

 

Katya had already had a life. At 29, she was divorced, had two young children, worked in a shop, lived in a council house and had lots of life experience. She chose Joe. There was resistance at first.

 

In a club, he asked her, ‘Why do you want me? I can only ever get fat gals.’

 

She replied, ‘Be quiet, I like you. Drop the old view.’ And he did and they were together for six wonderful months. Katya taught Joe everything a woman wanted and needed. She kicked out his old ways and brought in the new. It was a wonderful time that was over all too quickly.

 

Other girls came along, some big but nice, others slim and sexy. Then Joe met the lady who became his first wife. She was called Brittany and was very alternative, just like Joe.

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Brittany was into most types of rock music except goth. He soon changed that. They went to gigs and clubs. She liked nature, going to museums and art galleries, was into films, books, writing and more. There were several very cool interests: witchcraft, paganism, contacting spirits and divination.

 

Within Joe, Katya saw someone who could be trained, so that’s what she did. The old ways appealed to him and he learnt them all, from reading Tarot cards and runes, studying paganism and being at one with nature.

 

His mates thought he was mad but that was nothing new, he thrived on it. In time they married, not a pagan wedding, a normal one. He was unsure why. Joe started writing and getting tattoos. He found his true self, for a while.

 

They went on holiday to Mediterranean paradises like Malta, Turkey and Bulgaria. In England, day trips to dozens of places gave life added interest. They met many interesting people and were very much in synch for the first few years.

 

But a hidden darkness was always there within, it threatened to destroy everything. One night it did; Joe lost it. The result was a big fight after hours of drunken rows in the pub, with his wife and other people. It was the perfect storm. The reasons: taking old mirrors to the tip so he had no sleep after work, being stressed from work, having an aggressive nature and too much beer.

 

Joe didn’t then know this side of himself or why it happened. Years later, a psychic told him that he could only move on if he had the answers to hidden questions. Like his life, it was all riddles...

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Joe and Brittany never had kids. She asked him for a baby; he backed away. The more she asked, the further he retreated. It was events from his teens. It was still inside, the fact he had a daughter with a fat local slapper and the shit it caused.

 

Brittany was five years older than him and he let her go. In time, she found what she wanted, as did he. She had a family and remarried; he travelled, met other gals, had sex, lived his life and became a man of the world. Many events moulded him, still did.

 

Their love life had been normal. Twice a week in two positions, it was enough. Only in later years, would he become highly sexed. Then he was rampant.

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One thing Joe did like was war, history, weapons and aircraft. His wife had been a Cold War warrior. She had worked in a missile factory as a secretary from the late 80s to early 90s. Joe had applied at a sister factory to make printed circuit boards in 87 but never got the job. Nor was he successful at the plane factory. In a way he was a little jealous of her.

 

In late 98 she went mad at him once for buying a Hitler magazine that came with a free video. He also enjoyed watching Operation Desert Fox on TV, the bombing of Iraq. Brittany called him insane. Yet she had worked in a weapons factory; he was the enthusiast and historian. Who was mad?

 

Looking back, Joe should never have asked her out, never have gone into her small New Age shop and said, ‘Hey, let's go out.’ But he did. There were many things in life that Joe shouldn't have done. Marrying a witch was just one. His mother went fucking crazy...

 

 

 

 

 

HANTAI IKIGAI Author: Jimmy Boom Semtex

https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/1781882 

 A new type of film like Nazi zombie film/story. How do you like your Japanese soldier? Officers are more succulent. Rizal/Leyte. Filipino cannibal zombie films like Nazi zombie film genre. Dare to write a short scene script? Call it OPPOSITE OF IKIGAI/BALANCE set on Mt Kulis. They eat one another. Go zombie. War was bad enuff. This is worse... Mt Kulis. On the mountains of Luzon. With Kianto and Ogucha and Sanuchi. My God guide all misguided men. 'Officers are more succulent'

 

 

HANTAI IKIGAI

A new type of film like Nazi zombie film/story. How do you like your Japanese soldier? Officers are more succulent. Rizal/Leyte. Filipino cannibal zombie films like Nazi zombie film genre. Dare to write a short scene script? Call it OPPOSITE OF IKIGAI/BALANCE set on Mt Kulis. They eat one another. Go zombie. War was bad enuff. This is worse...

 

Mt Kulis. On the mountains of Luzon. With Kianto and Ogucha and Sanuchi. My God guide all misguided men.

 

'Officers are more succulent'

 

Sanuchi: "There is no food. We ate the last rice three days ago. And the last small lizard two days ago."

 

Ogucha: "Yes. No food now. We even had food in the war. Off dead American soldiers when ours ran out. If we died at least it was glorious..."

 

Kianto: "No more food, that is right. The war was bad enough. Killing and be killed. But it was battle so that was fine..."

 

Ogucha: "We did our job it was them or us. I enjoyed killing Americans. They bombed my parents and my wife. So it’s payback."

 

Sanuchi : "Yes, I agree with you both. War was bad but we had a job to do. For Japan was under attack. We have no food now though so what will we do..."

 

Ogucha: "We will murder an officer and kill him..."

 

Kianto: "Yes. We will eat an officer. They are well fed, better than us and have meat on their bones. We are starving. We will have food then, that of a dead officer."

 

Sanuchi: "I am sick of eating roots and lizards! The local people have little food. A shame there are no American prisoners, those are always fat and bigger than us. Yes, let's kill an officer! They're all bastards."

 

Ogucha: "No Americans! They all smell and are corrupt. But a Japanese officer. A good idea. There must be no witnesses. We must kill them all so there are no witnesses and they will not hunt us down."

 

Kianto: "I miss being a soldier and killing Americans in battle. We had great purpose then and Japan was great. Now this..."

 

Sanuchi: "This is our new reality. In order to survive we must do what we must."

 

Ogucha: "Yes, I know and hear you Sanuchi and Kianto. To do this we must all agree. This is not war it is out survival."

 

Kianto: "I agree. Under the circumstances there is no choice. We are all so thin now. No food..."

 

Ogucha: "We are in a terrible situation. I will not kill myself. I miss my brother who missed the war. I agree too. Normally I would never do this but this... it is past what war is... so I agree."

 

Sanuchi: "That settles it then. We will find an officer and kill him silently then eat him. We will have food for a few days."

 

Kianto: "Sharpen your swords. There is an officer and two soldiers over the hill..."

 

Ogucha: "I know where they are hiding. Let's go get them."

 

Sanuchi: "It's settled then. Tonight we will go. Like one of our raids we did before on the Yankees. Then we will have food in our empty bellies..."

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HANTAI IKIGAI 2

Sanuchi: "There is something wrong with the officer’s meat. I don’t feel well. My guts ache. Maybe we killed him and his men the wrong way?”

 

Ogucha: "Not sure. We couldn’t eat him alive. Too much hard work. I think his meat is also a bit off though. My stomach has bad wind. I need the toilet again.”

 

Kianto: "Need to go to the bathroom as well. His meat was bloody off. Oh shit, look at that. I just shit myself. Got to go wash myself and my tatty trousers.”

 

Sanuchi: “Both of you go to the toilet and go clean yourselves up. I’m going to rest. Feel like I’m changing inside. Must be his meat. I’ll be all right when I’ve rested a bit.”

 

Kianto: “Yes, we will do. Come on Ogucha. The stream and toilet is a hundred yards away. We will be sometime. I feel it now. My guts…”

 

Ogucha: “Kianto stop that! Please leave me alone! Don’t bite me. Stop it, are you mad?”

 

Kianto: “His meat was off. I feel like a monster, a demon, a zombie. I will eat you alive. Dead officer’s flesh wasn’t enough. Not succulent enough. Living flesh is needed. Come here Ogucha while I eat you alive!”

 

Ogucha: “You crazy bastard! I will tell Sanuchi and he will run you through with his sword. Stop trying to eat me, you pig! You act like an American.”

 

Kianto: “Fuck Sanuchi and fuck you! I will eat him after I’ve eaten you…”

 

Ogucha: “Stop this! Don’t bite me. You bit my finger off! You crazy bastard! Stop that…”

 

Kianto: “That’s a nice finger! Get here while I eat you some more…”

 

Ogucha: "You bastard! You bit off my nose. Give it back!"

 

Kianto: "It tasted nice. There! We are equal now. How do you like your nose missing? That's for my missing finger."

 

Ogucha: "If you weren't my friend I'd eat you alive right now till you were dead! I really would."

 

Kianto: "You could try but I would eat you before you ate me. I'm tougher and always will be."

 

Ogucha: "Not as tough as the boss Sanuchi. We can go and eat him. There are two of us. He'll never be able to stop us. We are equal now and can work together to subdue him and have a feast. What do you say?" 

 

Kianto: "Ok yes, we will go and eat the boss. That rotten officer meat turned us into zombies. Even if the boss is like us now, we will eat him."

 

Ogucha: "He was always too bossy and acted like an officer even though he was the same as us, a basic soldier. It's time he was eaten!"

 

Kianto: "Let's go and get him. I'm starving. I want his legs..."

 

Ogucha: "Me too. We will eat him. All of him."

 

Kianto: "Hey, Sanuchi. We need to eat. Quick come here..."

 

Sanuchi: “What the Hell have you been doing? You took forever. What is the blood? Were you attacked? What is this? Why do you look at me that way…?”

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HANTAI IKIGAI 3

Sanuchi: “Explain yourselves soldiers! What have you done? You went to the latrine? You’re injured. Who did that?”

 

Kianto: “We did this. Now we will eat you!”

 

Ogucha: “That’s right Kianto. We’ve got our next meal and it’s you Sanuchi…”

 

Sanuchi: “You crazy bastards! Go and eat one another. I can see your wounds. Leave me alone! Come any closer and you will feel my sword.”

 

Kianto: “Do him. Right now!”

 

Ogucha: “It’s time to die Sanuchi!”

 

Kianto: “A nice move but you’re not fast enough. Bad food and a lack of good food makes you tired and slow and weak. Not strong and fast like us.”

 

Sanuchi: “Fuck you both! I will win this fight yet! Take that…”

 

Ogucha: “Aaargh! You cut off my right arm. I will eat you…”

 

Kianto: “Time to die now Sanuchi. Time to die! Time to die! You’ve hurt poor Ogucha. All he wanted was something to eat.”

 

Ogucha: “Get him, get him! For the loss of my arm…”

 

Sanuchi: “Get away. Fuck him he can bloody starve. Stop right now… Urgh…”

 

Kianto: “Karate always wins. Now we will eat you. Kick him in the head Ogucha.”

 

Ogucha: “Yes boss, there. And another kick. That’s for my fucking arm. Bastard!”

 

Kianto: “Pass me his sword. It’ll be easier to dissect him and eat him raw right now…”

 

Sanuchi: “No no, I feel pain. Oh my head…”

 

Kianto: “Goodbye Sanuchi. You were a good and brave soldier. Your death will let us live. You wannabe officer.”

 

Ogucha: “Get on with it Kianto. I’m starving. For some reason he never turned like us.”

 

Kianto: “A zombie, yes. I don’t know why we turned and he never. No idea except he wasn’t worthy to be a zombie. Here take some. Off his thigh…”

 

Ogucha: “We are the chosen ones. If we were zombies in the war we would have won it. This meat is good. I wish Sanuchi was as big and fat as an American…”

 

Kianto: “Yes imagine that, if Japan had an army of zombies. We would have and defeated the Long Noses. Here pass me the sword I want more meat…”

 

Ogucha: “Here boss. Have some more. Please pass me some…”

 

Kianto: “We will eat then rest. Then look for more soldiers to eat. Officers.”

 

Ogucha: “Yes boss…”

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HANTAI IKIGAI 4

Kianto: "His thighs were tasted nice but skinny. There wasn't much meat on him."

 

Ogucha: "Sanuchi was a let-down. Agreed, he didn't have enough meat on him."

 

Kianto: "He was skinny. Half the size of a normal Japanese. A fifth the size of an American Devil. You don't say much Sanuchi. Is that because you're dead? Just a pile of bones..."

 

Sanuchi: Silence.

 

Ogucha "Yes, the old man is just bones now. We need new soldiers to eat. Especially officers."

 

Kianto: "Yes. We will scour these mountains for more victims. They belong to us. We just have to find them. Bring the swords and knives."

 

Ogucha: "I miss Japan. The High Command let us down. They killed you. They abandoned us all to die. They're worse than the Americans."

 

Kianto: "Forget Japan Ogucha, we are stuck in the Philippines now. Come on Ogucha, we have food to hunt. Hurry up!"

 

Ogucha: "That was a hard hike up and down three ridgelines. Their camp is close. I can hear them, smell them. Look there is the camp."

 

Kianto: "I also hear and smell them. Rancid soldiers and officers. They deserve to die and be eaten."

 

Ogucha: "Let's go. Ready the blades. We have to be faster than bullets in case they have ammunition."

 

Kianto: "Just like our old Kirikomi raids."

 

Ogucha: "Yes, just like the old raids. We strike like Devils for our food. I feel super strong. My strength..."

 

Kianto: "We are zombies now. We are both extra strong. Nothing will stop us. Not even their bullets."

 

Ogucha: "The camp in the hollow there. Look, I see two officers among the soldiers. Hurry up. Get ready..."

 

Kianto: "Here we go. BANZAIIII!!!!!!"

 

Ogucha: "Banzai! Die you bastards! We are the zombies..."

 

Kianto: “Die! Die! Die!”

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HANTAI IKIGAI 5

Kianto: "Grrrrrrrrr! Human flesh give me officer flesh! BANZAI!”

 

Ogucha: "Aaaaaaargh! Kirikomi will kill you! I will eat you all!”

 

Kianto: “Growl growl bite bite slash slash kill Japanese Army private soldiers!”

 

Ogucha: “No mercy! You must die and feed the zombies! Aaaaiiiieeeee!”

 

Kianto: “Feel my katana! There die die die! Weakling private soldiers! Give me an officer! Banzai! Aaaaaargh!”

 

Ogucha: “Grrrrrrrrrr! My Japanese Army officer. My next meal! Kirikomi Banzai!!!!”

 

Kianto: “Growl growl bite bite slash slash kill! Die my officer die die die! Grrrrrr! Aaaaaiiiieeeee!”

 

Ogucha: “All mine! Grrrrrrr! Nippon officer tastes nice, grrrrrrr!”

 

Kianto: “Aaaargh! No rancid army privates. Let the bastard rot! Grrrrrrr!”

 

Ogucha: “Fuck the privates! Grrrrrr! Officer meat! Grrrrrrrrr!”

 

Kianto: “Grrrrrrrrrr! Freshly killed officer. All mine. Aaaaaaarth! Aaaaiiiieeee! Grrrrrr!”

 

Ogucha: “Grrrrrrrrrrrr!”

 

Kianto: “Aaaaaargh! Grrrrrrr!”

 

Ogucha: “Aaaaiiiieeeee! Grrrrrr!”

 

Kianto: “Grrrrrrr!”

 

Ogucha: “Grrrrrrrr!”

 

Kianto: “Grrrrrrrrrr!”

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