Sunday, 24 September 2023

dusgusting poems haha

 

 

 

Anal Mucus

The alternative man liked an anal massage

Getting his sphincter muscle lovingly relaxed

This allowed his anal mucus to flow with love

Every time he took a dump in the royal throne room

Pushing a curly big turd with S turns in it out

Plopping into the bowl like a fish back in a pond

The masseur did the best butt massage

It was only money and it all got soothed

Green enjoying his bung hole massage

Making sure he produced mucus to shit

That and regular sphincter muscle work outs

With a big black dildo and American butt plug

 

 

 

Arse Hat

The American was an arse hat

A real screw ball idiot

Who didn’t care what people thought

She did this and that what she wanted

A new tattoo left nipple coloured dark green

Right ear extended elf like

Having sex with 70 year old men

Just for the Hell of it

Not to get their cash

A real arse hat gal

She was a local character

One whom people detested

Crossed the road to avoid

Yet she was smart could argue

On vague stupid topics

Her real name was Dawn

In reality they called her slang

Names unprintable here

She’s the arse hat gal

Full of crap a real lunkhead

Imagine if you were her

So full of arse hat shit!

 

 

 

Dead Head

Some are hard to work with

Others are easy to deal with

Some are real pains in the fucking arse

I know many like this

Both male and female

They bug you like a sore toe

Try not to give them credit

For being a pain in the arse

This is what they want

Makes them do it more

Never ever stopping

Till you shoot them dead

A bullet in the head

 

 

 

Script

Zoom zoom goes the car with drug dealers

Being chased by the cops in a spotted deal

The exchange was spotted by the police

Who gave chase six shooters drawn

Firing at the fleeing BMW that sped away

Bullets zinged into it others were fired back

It was a right cowboys and Indians time

Just like a movie film with John Wayne

Who will win the cops or dealers?

It’s just like a films script but real


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