Anal Mucus
The alternative man liked an anal massage
Getting his sphincter muscle lovingly relaxed
This allowed his anal mucus to flow with love
Every time he took a dump in the royal throne room
Pushing a curly big turd with S turns in it out
Plopping into the bowl like a fish back in a pond
The masseur did the best butt massage
It was only money and it all got soothed
Green enjoying his bung hole massage
Making sure he produced mucus to shit
That and regular sphincter muscle work outs
With a big black dildo and American butt plug
Arse Hat
The American was an arse hat
A real screw ball idiot
Who didn’t care what people thought
She did this and that what she wanted
A new tattoo left nipple coloured dark green
Right ear extended elf like
Having sex with 70 year old men
Just for the Hell of it
Not to get their cash
A real arse hat gal
She was a local character
One whom people detested
Crossed the road to avoid
Yet she was smart could argue
On vague stupid topics
Her real name was Dawn
In reality they called her slang
Names unprintable here
She’s the arse hat gal
Full of crap a real lunkhead
Imagine if you were her
So full of arse hat shit!
Dead Head
Some are hard to work with
Others are easy to deal with
Some are real pains in the fucking arse
I know many like this
Both male and female
They bug you like a sore toe
Try not to give them credit
For being a pain in the arse
This is what they want
Makes them do it more
Never ever stopping
Till you shoot them dead
A bullet in the head
Script
Zoom zoom goes the car with drug dealers
Being chased by the cops in a spotted deal
The exchange was spotted by the police
Who gave chase six shooters drawn
Firing at the fleeing BMW that sped away
Bullets zinged into it others were fired back
It was a right cowboys and Indians time
Just like a movie film with John Wayne
Who will win the cops or dealers?
It’s just like a films script but real
