Saturday, 24 December 2022

from the book 3 out in 2023 JIM N CRAIG POEMS BOOK 3 Joint poems by Craig J. Burt and Jimmy Boom Semtex


 

Wild Love       

By Craig J. Burt/Jimmy Boom Semtex

In the middle of the night. I smelled something burning. I thought it was another one of your farticides. I turned on the light from my lamp and saw a huge flame of fire frightening me. I smacked the Hell out of your forehead to wake you up. Thank goodness we both got our pyjamas on. Ran out the door and screamed for help. The following morning. Police asked us questions about what caused the fire. One of them checked our bedroom and found a burned bayberry wax candle on the right side of the bed where my lover laid...

 

It was risky sex I told you. But hey you never ever listened bro. Pick up a lover off Grindr. As they do all things in and out of bed. Burning wax was a big fetish. This you both did. The burns scar yours’ and his body. You burnt the house down. Your husband is mad. You never invited him. Threesome and wax sex and Grindr. A story and film should be made of this. Will dear hubby forgive me? I’ll invite him to meet you. The mad jealous husband…

 

 

 

Snowmen Fight                                              

By Craig J. Burt/Jimmy Boom Semtex

Every time winter arrives. Kids build snowmen twice their size. Every time they go to sleep. Radiation powers from above the sky. Gives them super strength and bright red eyes. Ready to attack those creepy aliens trying to destroy the earth.

 

Ever seen a pissed of snowman with an AK blast down aliens. Splashing their spaceships with RPGs. You really gotta see it. Kids would love it. All make believe it never happened. Planet Earth saved by snowmen with Soviet weapons!

 

 

All The Time In The World     

By Craig J. Burt/Jimmy Boom Semtex                              

This drunk. This pushover and a lackadaisical freak. Have endless time to piss behind garbage cans and moan and cry. Life is tough for them as for the rest of us. You got to be careful on whom you choose to tell both your truths and lies...

 

He used to work on the rubbish dump driving the digger. Left it mid stroke. Now lives under the river bridge. Steals drinks from the 711. Mugs old women. Has a friend to trust. He told his lies and truths and untruths to a hobo…

 

 

book 1

JIM N CRAIG POEMS: Joint poems by Craig J. Burt and Jimmy Boom Semtex

https://www.amazon.com/JIM-CRAIG-POEMS-Joint-Semtex/dp/B091F5RHF8

 

book 2 

Jim N Craig Poems Book 2: Joint poems by Craig J. Burt and Jimmy Boom Semtex

 

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/60518647-jim-n-craig-poems-book-2

 

 

 

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