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Wednesday, 29 December 2021
Abducted Worker
Sunday, 12 December 2021
MY NEW BOOK........... Lizard Snail 124k By Nick Armbrister
Lizard Snail 124k
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No Problemo
I am known as a
complainer
Everything and
anything goes
I get it in my sights
and mind
Boom! Rick will have
a good moan
Work is perfect to
bitch at
Nobody has a job
quite like mine
And a boss who
doesn’t care
Expecting the
impossible done
Speed it up triple
yesterday!
Then there is my
boyfriend
He’s so cute but a
damn slob
He bites my cock on
purpose
When sucking my small
dick
Who does he think he
is?
And what of my art
agent?
A real scammer sleaze
ball
I think I’ll buy a
pistol later
Then I’ll off their
asses
My problems will be
solved
Jolliness
How long will I have
to do my current job?
It’s been over 18
months now
Now I want something
else
Is it possible to get
another job?
Something that pays
more for less crap
And brings joy not
jerkiness
Plus makes the world
better
Not closing it down
bit by bit
Time fate karma
destiny will tell
Oil Times
They went mad on the
oil rig
200 miles out in the
North Sea
Cabin fever came calling
Worst possible time
After Brexit and the
CCP Virus
All now dead deaded
dead
Bludgeoned stabbed
drowned
Physical bodies now
useless
It was a mix of
things
Boredom jealousy
questions etc
The reasons don’t
matter
Just the outcome
For the rig was left
alone
To run itself without
humans
It did fine for a few
days
Then the drill seized
The pump slipped
And the oil escaped
Ignited and blew up
The rig burnt like a
torch
Then sank into the
depths
Taking the bodies and
ghosts
It was cabin fever
and stupidity
Humans had it all and
lost it
Saturday, 4 December 2021
Gothic Sunrise Jimmy Boom Semtex
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Denise drank her Snakebite and looked
forward to her next one courtesy of Rolo. They chatted for a few minutes,
making small talk on business, who could win the battle of the bands (Denise
wanted Gothic Sunrise to win as she loved Katie Kat and her sexy body. Oh and
the music too! Rolo wanted their arch rivals the Supersonic Snails led by the
demure Angie the Witch to win) and life. No one looked at the fat man with the
hooker wedged in next to him on the couch. Many other strange people graced the
pub giving a feast for hungry eyes. Denise finished her drink and nodded at
Rolo to go and get her another. He agreed and he struggled to get up off the
seat, giving Denise a breathing space. She laughed at the thought of being
squashed by Rolo; of all the places to sit she chose this one. Rolo paid for
the drinks with two unfired 9mm bullets and returned to Denise with the drinks.
Across the alternative quarter Goths were
still working before rushing home to get ready for this heady event. Not
everyone was lucky enough to have the day off or to finish work early. A
definite buzz was in the air, the main street was filling up with Goths milling
around waiting for their friends and deciding where to drink first. Some of the
outfits they wore were simply stunning, a real labour of love.
The band venue was getting ready, in Gothic
Night the bands were unloading equipment, checking lyric sheets, tuning musical
equipment. The first band was setting up their equipment. This was Scarlet
Onions, a small three piece from a village just west of Renford. They made one
hell of a noise during rehearsal with their fast aggressive songs. They wouldn’t
win any prizes, being a new inexperienced outfit but had youth, enthusiasm and
loved what they were doing. Compared to the old hands who had years of
experience, they were minnows in a pond of really big fish. The main bands were
more organised and took their time to get ready. Their energy would be apparent
later in their music. For everyone here today this was the reason to be alive –
gothic music in all its many forms and sounds.
Sandra finished her artwork that she had
been commissioned to do. It was a piece in oils of a landscape under turbulent
grey clouds measuring four by three feet. Six weeks of solid painstaking work
and delicate detail, a real work of passion that she loved doing. She looked at
the painting that was now complete taking in the wild scene it portrayed
remembering so long ago when she had walked over that very spot with her
husband on a stormy day. It was so long ago; she sighed and shut her eyes
remembering. Why was it that her dead husband’s face was becoming more
indistinct as time went on? She struggled to remember his face. Opening her
eyes she withdrew a small purple velvet wallet and hurriedly took out his
photo. Sandra smiled as she looked at his happy features. His was a face of
youthful invigoration at the beginning of life that was wickedly stolen by this
evil disease. She hated cancer. Putting the photo away Sandra left her
completed artwork and started to get ready.
She didn’t know what to wear. This thought
played in the back of her mind since the morning, niggling away and annoying
her. She went to her antique ornate oak wardrobe and opened it and looked at
her stunning gothic outfits. Fuck it! She would wear her wedding dress she wore
when she married her young precious husband not two years ago. Sandra gently
ran her fingers through the delicate white fabric, remembering. And smiled. She
had been so happy and now? Now she was all alone, a widow at twenty-four years
of age. So young and still grieving over her indescribable loss but she
promised herself she wouldn’t cry, no not on this gothic music day. She would
weep twice as much tomorrow, like she did every other day of her young wounded
life. This thought made her speak aloud, “I miss you my love. My pain is so
much. It’s so unfair how you were taken away from me. I know that you’re around
me but my longing to be with you is immense. If I didn’t have your love in my
heart and my art I’d kill myself right now. But you wouldn’t want that. I
remember your last words to me before cancer stole you from me…”
The first band was due to come on stage in
ten minutes. The club was filling up with people wanting to get a good seat.
Jason and Craig each bought three drinks and sat at a small round table. They
quietly discussed the business of trading coins and music. Jason wore an old
All About Eve 1989 tour t-shirt that was in surprisingly good condition. He
only wore it to gigs and on special occasions. It matched his black Levi jeans
and custom made cowboy boots. Craig had a long black leather jacket on, black
combat trousers, a black denim shirt and old German combat boots, backed up
with lots of silver and amber jewellery. Both looked up and saw Rolo and Denise
walk into the bar, wave greetings they returned and continued their
conversation.
Time ticked by, more people entered the club
and bought drinks. Those inside got more drunk on a variety of wicked cocktails
made of dubious dark ingredients. With names like Mary’s Nipple, God’s Armpit,
Satan’s Testicle and Up the Army, these drinks were both alcoholically strong
and wickedly controversial but the Goths didn’t care, they loved it.
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These lads were
something special in their own right, a group of real hard crims who didn’t
give a fuck on who they fucked over, stole from, set up, beat up, put contracts
on, sold bad drugs to, put a gun to or shot dead for the pure fun of it. They
had done most things and if they hadn’t done it you could bet your left
testicle they’d be doing it soon. They lived in the town of Renford near the
border with Scotland; they wanted to get contacts from over the border to
import weapons in exchange for exporting drugs. This was a new sideline from
the regular protection rackets, dealing low-level drugs like weed, ketamine and
Charlie to those left alive who would be classed as druggies. That never
stopped because of the many wars and disturbances that had happened over the
last few decades, no way. Every man and his sister took something or other to
take the edge of the bitter reality that was now real life; criminals took
every chance to take advantage of that. They were the best there was, an
unhealthy compliment to the real deal, fuck with these and the old cliché would
tear you to bits after they had.
They were: Gant,
Andrew, Gerald and Joyce, four boys in their early to mid-20s each with a specialty
and all multi skilled so they could change roles when they had to, helping the
others out. Gant and Andrew had done bird in the hellhole that was the English
army prison garrison at Kendal over the years. Gant was inside when Andrew
escaped by silently climbing the fifty-foot wall of white greased concrete,
even today he kept it secret how he had done it. No ladder, rope or other
climbing apparatus was used; this guy was like bloody Spiderman and climbed
like a monkey. After escaping he went to his contacts and returned with a
hundred year old Conqueror tank and blew the front gate in with three 125mm
high explosive shells, then slowly advanced through the wreckage at 5mph.
Return fire from the English army’s small arms and light grenade launchers
bounced off the tank like ping pong balls. Onwards they went, criminal gangster
boys busting ass getting their lad outa the slammer! Andrew drove the tank
while his other crim buddies Gerald manned the main gun with Josh on the hull
machine gun, a team that needed a 4th man to load the big heavy
shells into the massive main gun in the turret. Soon he would be here, when
they busted Gant from the inside of this overfilled jail run by the English
army who still maintained a small grip on isolated parts of England. Bitter
fighting had killed most of the soldiers, destroyed their bases and wrecked
their equipment. They were a mere shadow of their former selves but still
dangerous in their local areas.
Into the main yard
the tank drove slowly squashing the bodies of English army soldiers who were
thick enough to get in the behemoth’s way; pulped flesh greased the tracks
briefly aiding fuel economy to the heavy-duty diesel engine. Blood ran into the
gutters making the Devil smile from upon high, more souls for his purgatory
spreading his dark influence onto the land. From the barred glassless windows a
cheer went up as the jailbirds inside heard the explosions and gunfire and
revving tank engine, their boring existence had been broken by an event. Prison
guards ran onto the yard firing machine carbines and machine pistols from the
hip on full fucking auto, empty shell cases rattled onto the concrete and slugs
whined from the ten-inch armour of the heavy Conqueror tank.
Andrew stopped the
tank facing one group allowing Joyce to cut them down with 7.62mm gunfire in
short well aimed bursts that bowled them over like nine pins. The other group
of guards fired directly from behind the tank when their colleagues were cut
down, Gerald slowly turned the heavy turret 180 degrees. He aimed at the group
of ten men with the co-axial machine gun and fired one long burst of a hundred
rounds, cutting them down and silencing their puny fire, permanently. Andrew
slowly drove to the doorway leading into the prison as the turret rotated to
face forward – one single high explosive shell made short work of the two inch
toughened steel door. The smoke and debris cleared, Joyce and Andrew dismounted
their positions and left the tank taking large .45 calibre pistols with them
and plenty of ammo clips. Gerald stayed in the turret on the guns, controlling
the area so the army wouldn’t interfere with the operation.
Together with pistols
in hand, eyes darting through the thinning smoke and broken door, they entered
running like deranged madmen. Three English army guards tried to stop them, one
tried to physically bar their way and the other two attempted to raise machine
pistols – Andrew and Joyce shot all of them in the face using full clips of
ammo, reloading and advancing. A long corridor lead ahead into the maze of
passageways and cells, they knew the way where Gant was from a geo locator he
had implanted in his left molar tooth. It was decided to cause major chaos and
release the rest of the inmates, if possible. For this both carried small
magnetic detonators to blow the locks of the cells. Coming up to the first
cells they put the plan into practise – Andrew placed a single mag det on each door
lock with a 30 second delay to allow time to get clear. Cells were on either
side of the corridor so Andrew zigzagged up the corridor with Joyce covering
him. When the end of the corridor came up and branched off to the right and
left, they too branched left, swapping roles as the dets went off in short
sharp cracks smashing the locks. Slowly each door was pushed open and cautious
heads peered out. All they saw were smoke and the flash of popping dets blowing
the doors, the assailants were out of sight.
A single guard came
out of an unmarked wooden door with a revolver, he shot the full seven bullets
at the duo but upper body armour saved their lives, only Andrew was hit in the
upper right arm. He immediately returned fire, killing the officer with two shots
to the head. His brains and shattered skull fragments sprayed over the wall and
the floor before he collapsed, dead. Small explosions from the detonators added
to the confusion. Andrew retorted, “Fuck, that guy winged me! My arm is numb, I
can’t feel it.”
“You’ll be okay.
Let’s finish this job. We’ll patch you up at the tank,” Joyce commented.
“Yea, we gotta get
the man out, it’s why we are here,” Andrew groaned.
“Let’s go, cover me
as I finish putting dets onto the cells,” his fellow crim said.
Now prisoners
congregated in the corridor, Joyce saw this and ordered: “Get outside now!
While you have chance. Go, now!” Firing a single round into the ceiling
galvanised them into action and twenty jailbirds ran away down the corridor and
to freedom.
Going to the next
passageway and up to the next level, deeper into the complex increased the
risk. Surprise would be wearing off and the guards would counter attack, they
had to be fast. Andrew covered Joyce and they went on as before, Joyce placing
the detonators. When this lot of cells was done, they went up a stairway
guarded by two guards. Andrew shot them both using a full magazine, he had
trouble reloading due to his wound, Joyce offered him his gun and he took it,
passing the empty weapon to his friend who speedily reloaded it. Small cracks
echoed up the stairs while they slowly climbed up, pointing their weapons in
their line of sight; a single guard could cut them down here. Coming to the top
they came under fire from two guards thirty yards down the corridor. Joyce
reached into his pocket and withdrew a single egg sized hand grenade. He pulled
the pin with his teeth and threw it down the corridor where it bounced and
clattered, landing near the guards, who emptied their entire magazines on full
auto before their fate was sealed. Bullets ricocheted from the walls and floor
harmlessly before the grenade went off in a huge bang! Screams were cut short
and acrid smoke wafted along the ceiling. Both gunmen ran down the corridor,
ignoring the cells – speed was off the essence and they were out of dets,
except one. This was for Gant’s cell. Pleading eyes looked out from behind
locked doors, through small grilled vents and both avoided eye contact. Coming
up to the cell where their mate was, Andrew got their remaining det ready and
placed it on the lock, then both ran down the corridor and crouched, waiting
for the thing to go off. Crack! The lock was blown; running to the cell with
guns at the ready, Joyce and Andrew swung the damaged door open and entered.
“Hey guys, what took
you?” Gant casually asked, grinning like a cat.
“Good to see you too
mate!” Andrew shouted, not in malice.
“How has the hotel
treated you then Gant?” Joyce asked, passing Gant a pistol and two mags of
bullets.
“I’ve been running
the place.” Gant sat up off the bed and made for the door, glancing at Andrew
to say, “I see you’ve been hit. Does it hurt?”
“Yea, I stopped a
slug. What the fuck do you think? No actually it doesn’t…” he retorted.
“C’mon you pair of
fairies get a move on; we gotta get back to the tank!” Joyce complained.
“Fuckin’ hell! You
busted me out in a tank? Well I’ll buy you a beer when we get back to town,
fuck yea!” Gant laughed.
Harrowing Hill Nick Armbrister
Mt
Tannuca
An
ammo or bomb explosion? That’s what happened here. It’s gonna get you! The
hiker got the secrets out of the rain. They dragged him back to the past. The
mountain bomb crater by the old enemy fighting position was now gone.
He
was now with animated Japanese soldiers. They chatted away and were busy
fiddling with a big machine gun. Suddenly one pointed up to distant approaching
planes. His comrade swung the gun around and aimed. His mate loaded a long
strip of shiny bullets. The firer let loose a burst. The noise was unreal. The
hiker followed the glowing orange bullets. They went wide but got the attention
of the aeroplanes. They turned and dived as one.
“What
the Hell? Where’s the bomb crater? Why are their soldiers here with a machine
gun firing at the planes?” the hiker was confused. Then it dawned on him. “Oh
no! I’m here before the bomb fell. What the Hell happened?”
The
soldier fired again. His fire hit a diving plane but didn’t stop it. It came on
and fired. Bullets fell around the gun crew. The loader put in more bullets but
fell down dead. Half his head was missing. His mate fired and shouted Japanese
curses. The first plane roared overhead trailing black smoke. He fired at the
one behind. This one released a bomb.
“Oh
God no not a bomb! I’m going to be blown up with the Japs. Here it comes…” the
hiker muttered. The soldier either ignored him or didn’t know he was there at
the trench edge. It whistled as it fell.
The
gunner was out of bullets. He fumbled with a new ammo strip while the bomb got
closer. The third plane just fired its guns, dropped no bomb. A bullet hit the
climber as the bomb hit home and detonated in a huge yellow flash. The whole
universe ceased to exist…
Third
Peak
The
peak was far from the city. It was named Third Peak for it was the number three
mountain on the big island of Vonustranala. Why it wasn’t called First or
Second Peak was a mystery. It had once been a volcano and scientists hadn’t
ruled out future eruptions. This didn’t stop hikers and professional climbers.
One
climber hiked the upper slopes with his camera. He’d spent three days there
taking photos for his online blog and also for a print magazine. Due to the
location he wasn’t able to upload them directly. The infrastructure here was
minimal.
The
climber, Randolf, used a top of the line camera. The memory card was a big one.
He’d captured thousands of images. They included day and night shots, long and
short exposures, colour and black and white and much more. One image was unique
and would be historic. His photo caught the unthinkable. He clicked a random
pic of the peak in profile. The volcano shape was unmistakable and superb.
Suddenly
a bright light arrowed down. Then it was gone. Replaced by a BANG! He felt rather than heard. In a
bright flash the photographer vanished. It was like he was never there.
Just
a damaged camera and scorched rucksack remained. Much later when they found his
camera they saw the photo of the century. They knew the photographer had been
here from his hotel booking. He had vanished when the volcano exploded as had
several other local people.
The
photo showed a laser light entering the volcano crater, clearly visible against
the blue summer sky and sun. The volcano was at peace; seconds later it erupted.
A memorial to a vanished man incinerated by the volcano set off by the meteor
he snapped.
Blue
Peak
The
alien ship circled the mountain and fired its blue laser at the hunter. He
returned fire with his hunting rifle. His bullets pinged off its hull. Laser
fire sparkled through the tree leaves setting them on fire. It was uneven but
not one sided battle. The hunter ran into a clearing and stopped. He was a
clear target for the chrome coloured craft. In an act of defiance he raised a
middle finger and grabbed his crotch. The meaning was obvious to everybody
except Earthlings – Fuck You!
He
was rewarded with another blast of blue laser fire. The beam made a whistling
sound. It singed his hair and made his clothes. He still got time to fire a
round from the hip with his rifle. He clearly heard the ping. An evil grin
filled his face.
The
trees around him were an inferno. There was no way through; it was fine. He ran
to the only way of life. A small cave opening covered by burning branches was
there. In seconds he was out of sight. Where he’d been the very ground burned.
Blue laser beams zapped into the cave hitting the rocks and making them glow
orange. The hunter was round the corner, a laser couldn’t turn the corner!
Assholes he thought. He checked his rifle and reloaded it, chambering a round.
He had plenty of ammo left.
Advancing
further into the cave he wondered if the ship would land and send in a ground
party after him. He hoped their metabolism wasn’t for an oxygen one gravity
type world. Maybe something odd like Venus or Neptune. If and when things got
close he had his old commando knife and brass knuckles. And then his karate
skills.
The
ground suddenly shook. The hunter grimaced. The aliens were dropping bombs or
other ordnance. Good job I know these caves. If they get in here I’ll pick the
bastards off one by one, he thought. I’ll check the other entrance to see where
they are.
The
hunter wound his way in the cave tunnels and came to the other entrance. He
slowly advanced crouched low with rifle ready. But it was fine; there were no
aliens or their craft waiting for him. He surveyed the landscape before this
entrance; it was clear.
Quickly
he left the cave and looked about. The alien disc was hovering over the other
side of the hill waiting for him at the first cave entrance. They’re so fucking
stupid, I’ll teach them a lesson. Goddamn assholes!
He
checked his gun again and hid behind a boulder. Shouldering his rifle he zeroed
in and aimed. He fired the round in the chamber and five in the mag, rapidly
working the bolt. Every shot hit the craft and pinged off the hull. Or so he
thought.
The
craft rapidly rose and hugged the peak. It was him! He reloaded and fired
again. The craft fired the laser again. The boulder melted. Suddenly there was
an almighty flash. The silver disc disappeared when its fusion reactor
detonated. One of his rounds had hit the cooling gear.
A
nuclear fireball completely enveloped the pointed peak. A huge boiling mushroom
cloud rose up and the very rock turned to lava. The peak was a short lived
volcano as the fusion reactor’s power and radiation combusted. The hunter ceased
to exist as did his rifle and cave. Only ash remained. He had always been a
crack shot.
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