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Holy Lands

The experience has been priceless

Said the General to his Colonel

We occupied the town after the battle

I got to plunder the town

And be top dog and God

Do you know Colonel that I raped women?

A total of 3006 in that time

Just over two years’ worth of fucking

Twenty two resisted so I shot them dead

The rest complied with my demands

Now I’m the father of nine hundred and fifty five children

When you become a General try it

Command an army, take a town and become God

You can do what you want

A private soldier dared to question me

I rewarded him twice for his bravado

I allowed him to rape a girl before me

Then I shot both him and her

Now they share the same unmarked grave

It’s located outside Damascus

My next target is Riyadh

After I’ve demolished their military

I hear the Saudi Haji women are in need of cock…

Stuck Keys

There is a man who collects things

He has a total of five thousand and nine

Each one has a special place in his heart

And a story to tell

For each time it’s different

He documents it all

In writing, on camera and audio recording

What does he collect?

Jizzed up computer keyboards!

He uses his lifetime subscription to YouPorn

To get off and cum on his pc keyboard

They key jam up and it’s fucked

The guy lets the spunk dry

Then slings it in the corner

There’s a big pile there

And he’s more to go

A lot more…