poem111

irony ate ira

the garage worker was very stressed

it was hard work in the garage

doing all the boring crap

and being treated like shit

making brews

sweeping floors

getting the dinners

cleaning the toilet

and so much more crap

cheap labour used and abused by the staff!

who were all fucking bastards

real fucking cunts who were bad

the only time the teen apprentice

touched a car was when he 

emptied the ashtray!

he was there to learn 

car body repair

how to fill holes

and spray paint

after prepping it all

a five year contract

making coffee

and fetching the butties

for the bad temper garage bullies

eddie in trimming was the worst

followed by nigel in the engine shop

while dan was just weird

think of this before doing garage work

not to mention the accidents

and dangerous work

adding to the garage bullies

the irate teen left the garage

and became a rock star

writing songs about his experience

making his ex workmates famous

and sold a million records

he found his right career

after stress and strife

in the garage game

for it made him a man

who is now a rock god