Friday, 28 December 2018

Jabo By Nick Armbrister free ebook


Jabo


Varied poems. Something unique. A free short poetry ebook by Nick Armbrister. His work covers varied topics from a Brexit poem to England's wannabe plastic gangsters and hardmen to warplane crashes and an unnamed dream girl. Read on...


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Tuesday, 25 December 2018

Kebab Chips Drink

Kebab Chips Drink Nick Armbrister

This new adult erotic poetry collection features new work. It covers sex, fantasies and things related to bedroom matters. From rude Spam emails to dark desires, it is all here. If you want to read something different, this ebook is it. The work is adult in nature and erotic. Over 18 only. There is action aplenty here from cyber sex to a randy milkman who calls round when the panties are on the line to a zumba student who got more than lessons. Does size matter? Read on to find out...

Layered Cake


Layered Cake
I’ve known many unsavory characters from my home city of Manchester
There’s the ex-demolition guy who took a great dislike to me
Did he have visions of blowing me up instead of my old car?
He had a trainee apprentice in the wings and had connections

I knew several football hooligans who fought for what?
For England, their home team, themselves, for violence?
Each told me a story of Rah-Rah-Rah Here We Go Lads!
One fought riot cops in Poland and was jailed in a sanatorium
He somehow escaped and was banned from Poland for life
The other was a City fan and battled his opponents in Greece
He was 45 and still loved a good tear up on match days

Drug dealers prominently featured in the city and surrounding towns
One dark night in my home town I saw an ex-dealer shot dead  
I heard then saw the BMW getaway car zoom off
Oddly I thought I heard two gunshots after it had gone
The ex-dealer’s wife asked me to help and I tried to
But there was nothing I could do but call the medics

Chavs are the worst in my town and others
Council House And Violent and ruling the tough estates
With their violence, crime, dealing and other acts
Not going to school or college but sleeping all day
And drinking and smoking weed all night with their underage gals
But when do they have time to do their crimes?

There are the plastic gangsters who think they’re it
Maybe with their mates they can burst a paper bag
Or intimidate innocent law abiding citizens who are meek

Further afield I met a gangster in Liverpool who was alrite
He liked a right tear up and had a job to appear legit
But his real work was in various things like drugs, guns and cash
He offered me a job as a courier because my car was old and gray
I said no for its easy in and never ever out

The English racists were a breed apart who hated all skins
I got on with one who liked metal but we clashed on views
He loathed foreigners and wanted them all out
And insisted that white men stick to white women

Most scary of all I met a killer on the run in Newcastle
We were on the ship disco by the river having fun
This guy had a real flirty wife called Carmen
I danced with her and later talked to her husband
He schitzed out and went mad but not for chatting with his gal
I asked what’s wrong and he admitted to killing a man
And said he didn’t know me from Adam so be quiet!
He was a Londoner and I said you did it for your own reasons
His wife consoled him when he had flashbacks

Ex-servicemen gave me a few problems over the years
I was drinking in my local pub when a para and a marine argued
First with one another and then with me over who was best
They hated the air force and me wearing an Air Force badge
Maybe they needed a war to get their heads blown off?

There were many fighters who lived to fight and cause trouble
Some had a go at me I tried to avoid their skills but heard their stories
Some were nutters but others quite pally and fine lads
There were brawlers, boxers, Martial Artists and more
Near the Mess House pub in Oldham guys die by a single punch

These savory and unsavory characters were the fabric of England
Some I remember and many I forget for right or wrong reasons
Their stories live on here my poem for you to judge






Thursday, 20 December 2018

Side of the Hill – Varied Poems... By Nick Armbrister


https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/913322
A new book of varied poetry in several different styles by Nick Armbrister. Subject matter ranges from current affairs, erotic sex, aircraft, natural landscapes, alcohol and much more. There are many moods and views here. Established readers of Nick's work will relate to his pieces and new readers will discover a refreshing new world. Some work is adult in nature. This is his first Smashwords release.

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Saturday, 15 December 2018

Blow Me Down Erotic Nick Armbrister


Holy Lands
The experience has been priceless
Said the General to his Colonel
We occupied the town after the battle
I got to plunder the town
And be top dog and God
Do you know Colonel that I raped women?
A total of 3006 in that time
Just over two years’ worth of fucking
Twenty two resisted so I shot them dead
The rest complied with my demands
Now I’m the father of nine hundred and fifty five children
When you become a General try it
Command an army, take a town and become God
You can do what you want
A private soldier dared to question me
I rewarded him twice for his bravado
I allowed him to rape a girl before me
Then I shot both him and her
Now they share the same unmarked grave
It’s located outside Damascus
My next target is Riyadh
After I’ve demolished their military
I hear the Saudi Haji women are in need of cock…



Stuck Keys
There is a man who collects things
He has a total of five thousand and nine
Each one has a special place in his heart

And a story to tell
For each time it’s different
He documents it all

In writing, on camera and audio recording
What does he collect?
Jizzed up computer keyboards!

He uses his lifetime subscription to YouPorn
To get off and cum on his pc keyboard
They key jam up and it’s fucked

The guy lets the spunk dry
Then slings it in the corner
There’s a big pile there

And he’s more to go
A lot more…



Being Normal Is Boring - Broken Aeroplanes, Screwed People, Alternative Writing,:) Jimmy Boom Semtex


Thai By
This place gets under your skin. Slowly creeping in like black Texas gold. I said I'd never partake in the cat house girls. Seeing them each day for eighteen months was routine. Walking past the 'venues' to my shop. Usual hi's and hello's.
Then one fine humid day, bang! It happened. I changed. Cabin fever? I walked into Suzi's Place. I put my cash on the counter and fucked the mamasan first. Then her two daughters followed by every other girl in there. It took thirteen hours.
I totalled twenty eight girls. Most were nice. I can't tell my wife. My mate could, his wife's cool. Mine isn't. I'll say I was busy inking from dawn to dusk. I'm not sure what came over me. The Thai air got under my skin. That day tattooing could wait.
Maybe I'll do it again. Invite my wife and her toy boy. Did I say that people are strange here? I fit in well...


He Changed
He wanted to be nice to people. That included everybody: his younger gay lover, his black neighbour, his Asian sister, his disabled boss and anyone else he came into contact with. His words were often cutting and to the point. They could make others cry. Or fight.

When he punched it was lethal, no bullet needed. Why then did he feel the need to change? Did fifty long years of being a cunt bug his conscience? Or was it what he saw that day? He needed some milk but was almost too lazy to go. Harsh black coffee persuaded him.

It was while at the market he saw it, the shooting. A man, he could have been anybody, had his fucking head blown off. The shooter approached from behind and fired. That wasthat. A man dead, half his brains on the ground and everyone screaming.

Our moody bad tempered man was silent; he said nothing. But his eyes saw everything. In his mind, he changed. No more harsh words. Guilt sprouted forth on every insult and slight that he'd ever done. He returned home and made his milky coffee.

And said to himself, I'm going to change. I'm not going to be nasty or bad tempered or a cunt with people. I'll start with my lover, then my neighbours and finally, everyone else. I can be a nice person. Then he called the cops and said he'd do a witness statement on what he'd seen.

He wanted to bring a killer to justice. A man had died but another had been reborn. It's never too late to change.



Witch Bitch
The witch stopped talking to him over a row with his brother. That was odd because his bro was dead. He wasn't psychic. But the witch was. Was something going on? Was it possible for a mortal and a spirit to have a relationship? And he didn't mean vodka.It appeared so.
He deleted her off the housing estate. An IRA car bomb took care of her. And six other houses and the nearby supermarket. But it wasn't the end. It was the beginning! The bitch returned to haunt him, along with his dead brother. He was both psychic and psycho now.
He did them a favour and committed suicide. Swallowing a shotgun barrel.Now I'm fucking dead, I'll bloody fix you two! And he meant it; he never lied. He was part Russian.



Walker
I walk these streets at night.
Prisoner to my insomnia.
What events and drama occurred here?
At this very spot.
Who fought, frowned and fucked.
I'm hours too late.
I sense the energy of the incidents.
Maybe I'll make my own events this night.
Come and join me.




A Sister's Tale And More Besides Jimmy Boom Semtex


Liza was with Gem, her girlfriend, buying some girly stuff. An ex school pupil named Kaz, a rough spoken overweight woman, made a beeline for the couple. She verbally laid into Gem right in front of Liza, showing no respect. Why she ignored Liza at first was a mystery. But the fat chav noticed Liza when she got a slap on her podgy red face and screamed leave my girlfriend alone! A scuffle and war of words followed.
The fat woman pushed Liza, who in turn punched her on the nose. Blood jetted everywhere. Liza grabbed Gem's hand and led her away from the squirming wounded mouthy trouble causer. Oddly, the police weren't called. Did the instigator feel guilty at starting it? From that day on, no one caused the ladies any problems.
***
"Thank you so much for defending me," Gem said, stroking Liza's long hair.
"Oh it's nothing. You'd do the same for me," Liza replied, kissing Gem's lips.
"I love you Liza. You're so brave."
"That's a nice thing to say. I love you too." The two lovers kissed some more and fell into one another's arms. They were naked and on the sofa in the back room at Liza's place. The curtains were drawn for privacy. It was the middle of a week day. Liza took a day off work and spent quality time with her lady.
Gem moved so she was above Liza. She placed delicate kisses on her partner's forehead, nose, lips and worked her way down, pausing at the lovely breasts. They stood out like twin unconquered mountains. Each nipple got a kiss and suck, as did the area around them. Little nibbles that moved south to Liza's flat stomach. Then down to her thighs and lower legs, stopping at her toes.

Monday, 10 December 2018

Fall Up


Fall Up

Waterfall tumbling upwards,
gravity reversal uniquely nascent.
People stare in rapt awe,
seeing but not seeing.
What reason against Nature?
Miracle or curse of our times.
Mauve trees add to an exotic scene out of the blue.

Thursday, 22 November 2018

Shoki: The Story of Sensei Pete Ratcliff By Nick Armbrister


Sensei Pete: Mawashi-Geri is a roundhouse kick. Yoko-Geri Kekomi is a side kick. Punch. Gyaka-Zuki is a strike can be used for Jodan or Tudan. Gyaka-Zuki is…
Sensei Derek:  A Mawashi-Uchi. Mawashi roundhouse strike to head, chest, solar, plexus and ribs.
Nick: Can you please explain Tudan above and below the belt and the terms?
Sensei Derek: Tudan is the centre of the body area. Tudan. Gedan is the groin area. Jodan is the facial area. Meaning punching Jodan, kicking Jodan. Tudan. Punching Tudan, kicking Tudan. But reduced strike, like say we were doing Shuto meaning the ‘knife of the hand.’ Shuto can be to the side of the head. This is where techniques get a bit different. Soto Shuto Uchi is outside knife hand strike. Uchi Shuto Uchi is inside knife hand strike. Shuto Sakotsu Uchi is straight down there to the collar bone, straight down is Sakotsu. Shuto Hizo Komi is lower, to the spleen.

Interview with Nick Armbrister (Spoken Label - November 2018)


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Sunday, 11 November 2018

One Hundred Years





One Hundred Years
The war to end all wars ended exactly one hundred years ago
That war failed in its objective of making war and bloodletting obsolete
Just like the bow and arrow is now outdated war was meant to be
The renderings of battle and conflict consigned to the history books
When children ask their parents: WHAT WAS WAR?

The answer should have started thus: Well child...
But that scenario never happened because war is still with us
The old soldiers never grew old and their memory lives on
As their great grandchildren prime their guns and prepare for battle
Places like the Somme, Ypres, Verdun. Paschendale and Flanders are here

Inside the souls of the Tommie, the Poilu, the Hun and more
Poppies commemorating the sacrifice and everlasting memory
Worn with pride by people like myself and my kin and my friends and family
Yet in places like Afghan and Syria and Iraq and Ukraine men fight and die
Death and destruction still rule the battlefield by blast and bullet

Weapons have advanced like smart bombs, jet fighters and missiles
Being a millennia on from biplanes, barbed wire and horses
Each soldier and each fight is mirrored thru history by another
Wars and battles complement one another in their ferocity and aim
Enemies must be defeated and military objectives achieved

Only the year and location changes while the soldier’s names fade away
To become unknown soldiers in our collective hearts and minds
Passing over before their time and entering the history books
Some are a footnote, others in heroic battles and a few forsaken
Every generation since the Great War owes it to the past to make peace

And keep hold of that peace forever more and spike the guns and grenades
So our world knows peace and harmony in an eternal Peace Dividend
The Military Industrial Complex being used for something better
Future warriors being out of work and doing new jobs
Think of the past and that awful Great War and what we can do now

Turn our world around and remember the sacrifice and cost of Total industrial war
Let no more warriors die in no more wars except in books, games and films
Remember our great fallen warriors and be humbly grateful and act their deed
Universally advancing world peace and making war obsolete forever

Thursday, 18 October 2018

Natalie. Mid Course


Natalie. Mid Course

Nat continued her flight training, moving onto more powerful aircraft, flying on and passing her Basic with ease. Next was a fast prop plane from America. It handled like a Mustang. Her instructor was in the back seat. Natalie was up front, alone fighter style.
Her first flight nearly killed them. The roaring engine stopped dead. Engine failure at six thousand feet brought silence. She took control. Pushing the nose down not to stall, Nat made a decision: to land the plane on the Pampas grass. It would save them all. Her instructor kept an eye on his pupil. They should have jumped when there was height to.
The grey green trainer floated like a bird over the huge plain. Nat dropped the nose and flaps and picked a spot. One time lucky. Earth and plane serenely kissed, a song bird alighting a flower. Nat had done it! They were down in one piece, with no damage. Long Pampas grass cushioned their plane.
Nat's instructor knew she would breeze through flight school. Her next fifteen flights were fun. Dog fights, formation flying and navigation. Then the jet! Did Natalie think engine failure was an attempt on her life? To silence her anti government songs? Would the loss of a flight instructor be acceptable? A bullet in her pretty head would be far simpler. Or the other way.
They who watched her let her fly. When Natalie passed her fast prop course with flying colours, They allowed her to live. For now. She could be used, manipulated and sent to war where she would no doubt die. They ruled like Nazis. Some had been in a previous life.
Fast jets beckoned and Nat moved up to a cool Italian aircraft. Fast looking and stylishly designed. On her first flight Nat knew she would go to war. A gut feeling told her. Her instructor showed her how to evade a fictitious enemy by rolling, turning and diving, then climbing. Finally getting on his tail and killing him. He let her loop and roll the advanced jet.
Thirty more jet flights followed, strenuous in every way. High speed flight was dangerous. Another pilot crashed. Finally Nat passed and got her wings. At the passing out parade, she was told what warplane she would fly. It was the American A-4B Skyhawk. Natalie wanted the fast French Mirage but so did everyone else. Now she was committed, personal thoughts or not.

Monday, 15 October 2018

Letters in Wartime

Letters in Wartime
Words on paper
Nothing more
Telling the story of a soldier
Or airman or sailor
Letters from the front
Sent home
To a sweetheart
Or family
First read by the censor
Telling of longing to see you
And hardship in battle
Seen thru with determination
And a love of country
Fighting for them
The loved ones
Far from where
He is stationed
Saying about his mates
Some who he misses
Killed in combat
Or worse still
Missing In Action
Maybe the Red Cross
Will locate them
All this told
By words on paper
Stay safe at home
I know the Blitz is hell
But we give it
Back to the Hun
Avoid the talking
About sensitive things
For walls have ears
And aid the enemy
Follow the blackout
I send my love
And will write soon
Next time sending my photo
Till then my dear
Keep the fires burning
We protect our country
With untold valour
We will win
This awful war
Later my love

Saturday, 13 October 2018

Dream Mind new free ebook

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Tuesday, 9 October 2018

47


The manila envelope was full of shit. It stank so fucking much. There was too much of it. One example was this: a tattooed skate boarder was blown away after being severely beaten. He was full of lead. The stitched up bullet holes showed this. There were 6 or 7 in his upper body. It was amazing how the mortician cleaned him up. He looked asleep. And was, forever…

…part of the current mad presidents run in with criminals. These included druggies, robbers, gangsters and a whole lot more. But such things weren’t so simple. Many innocent people got caught up. Rather than admit a mistake, the cops had a way to deal with this. They planted fake evidence, be it drugs, guns or ammo. Along with fake accounts of the cops being fired upon. Of course this did happen, professional criminals had back up and weapons and made the security forces pay dearly, now and again. For the most part the Extra Judicial Killings were just that.

The dead man here was a musician. He thought he was going to sing but instead he was an EJK and blown away. It was a shame his friend was a known dealer and on the ‘List’ of known and wanted and targeted people. So he was collateral damage. This was fine in the eyes of the law, for a dealer had been exterminated. An innocent died, so be it…

…the innocent would no longer skate, be tattooed, drink beer, dance, or anything else. For he was dead. All part of the bad dream that was the Philippine drug war that killed thousands. All wars ended…

Saturday, 1 September 2018

FADE INTO FOCUS, FOCUS INTO FADE nick armbrister


ICE


So, so cold yet such tragic beauty,
every crystal is different, all so unique.
That is ice, beautiful ice.


HUMAN EMOTION ON THE EDGE


Tragically we are all so human, so human. Each of us has so many haunting feelings.
They come and go, yes I know what you mean, the Soviet bomber pilot prays to an outlawed God to save him, as the Sparrow missile closes in at Mach 4.
A lonely single lad asks a girl out with his heart in his hands; if she says no he’d rather die than feel the shame.
What are we to make of all this information our brain gives us? So many feelings in so many situations – we often wish we were robots but then we’d all be cowards,
emotionless and numb.
We ride out the storm, a storm of our own tragic making. As bits of a shattered Russian plane fall earthwards, please do remember, we are all tragically human.
To die in a white-hot missile blast is small mercy, the best we can hope for in this crazy cutting world.




RAGING RIVER


The raging river runs all year round through the varied landscape,
hundreds of yards wide and a dozen deep, a lifeline of the planet.
Full of life, a river of life for the people who live by it and for nature herself.
Mankind uses this river as a source of food and power with his river boats.
He is often blind to the harm he can do, taking too much fish and polluting
the clear water with chemicals; he must be careful or nature could be harmed.
This river has a life energy and balance that can be so delicate with a small
eco-system right here in co-existence with man, his lifeline so full of  necessity.
We should be grateful for this beauty and river, it can be a huge flood and massive
torrent raging so fast and doing much damage to mans’ fragile buildings.
In a quieter mood the river slows and meanders, a sleepy giant of power and nature.


MISSING


Hurricane fighter plane dives through clouds towards the ground,
he goes down through the thick grey murk, no one can see him or knows
where he is going.
His wingmen landed some time ago and still there is no trace of him.

Is he gone, his plane so many smashed pieces of metal or burnt ash?

The dogfight was fast and swift with many planes turning and rolling
for ascendancy over the other, six Germans and two Hurricanes are missing.
Yes we beat them this time, but for what? If only this was a game and
everyone survived.
There will be empty beds tonight and a grieving girlfriend and family,
hoping against hope that their boy will return.




RAGING EARTH


If we could look at the earth in a few thousand years from now,
we would see a nightmare vision. A planet ravaged by massive ice flows,
poisonous radiation storms and acidic oceans.
A naive mankind has done this. Now man has gone underground, far below
the poison and the cold.
It will be ten thousand years before he ventures forth again. Now he lives in
huge caverns using the heat of the earth for warmth. He has built massive
cities underground built of crystal and minerals.
He has forgotten what it feels like to walk in the sun or to swim in the sea,
these are only the memories of a raging, shattered world.




rude cross

Preacher man got off his small chair and knelt in front of Big Gun, who was still seated. Preacher went into slave mode; he passed his tormentor his whiskey glass, being careful not to spill any. Hell would be unleashed if he did!
“Good boy, you’re learning. Now undo my trousers and get my cock out. Make sure you don’t undo my gun belt by mistake or I’ll blow your fucking head off. Get on with it.”
“Yes Big Gun. Anything so you don’t shoot me, even sucking your cock.”
“Right then. Make sure you do it right and no teeth or I’ll shoot.”
Preacher man put down his bible and tried to undo the buttons on Big Gun’s dirty sweaty trousers. It was hard because the gun belt hung low over the buttons. Please dear Lord let me undo the buttons and get this over with so I can live and continue doing God’s work. Quite easily the six buttons opened allowing the holy man to draw the trousers open and reach in to get Big Gun’s cock out. It was like a small shrunken sausage with grey hairs all over it and blue ruddy veins all over it. A smell like old sweaty socks filled the air, making Preacher man gag.

Sunday, 19 August 2018

ADULT OVER 18 ONLY Blow Me Down Erotic Nick Armbrister




JETTISONING LOWER GONDOLA!
In a Hamburg kink club they were getting it on
The German dom said JETTISONING LOWER GONDOLA!
And released his/her chastity belt to free his tackle
It was free for use and there were many willing folk
Anything went here in the club with no secrets told
There were engineers and hookers and politicians

His lower gondola was red, black and shiny
And it was thermonuclear powered to pack a bang
On the call JETTISONING LOWER GONDOLA!
All eyes were on the big red haired German
With the double fit of kit that was his/her tools
They were a fit for anyone and he/she was so into it

Right now the high energy tunes were playing
And he/she was dancing on the floor
With several scantily clad people who were cool
But not as cool as he/she who was the star attraction
With big alpha male dockers and a mixed horde
JETTISONING LOWER GONDOLA! and it started

On this cold Winter night by the docks in the kink club
JETTISONING LOWER GONDOLA! and the orgasms came
He/she was at it in plain sight using age old skills
To satisfy the clients and be satisfied in return
It was a stunning sight/event and unique each time
His/her tools were Nature's gift to heal the rift

Simply put this was EVOLUTION...



New York New York
The big black man sings all his bitches are coming
As he gyrates with the mic and a girl or three
They're all naked or partly and it adds to the joy
Round and round they go becoming nastier
To one another with more thrusts and grinds
Gyrating with the joy of erotic madness that is NY
For only in this part of New York does this happen
All of them do it rapping and bumping and so much more



Brain Girl
It was said with a murmur and a nod and a wink
The lady gave permission by those subtle hints
Of course there were others the guy couldn't pick up
He just wasn't aware of them with an inability to get it
She was a Uni Grad bird and full of brains and more
With her own language to get her way in bed
Three levels above the her lover and two above me
She was something else with ebony skin and black eyes
Her homeland could be New York or Africa or elsewhere
Some thought she was from New Zealand or Brazil
Most liked her and some wanted her while all respected her
Due to her simple honest use of language and her quiet way
To communicate with those gentle hints that made all the difference
It took a man of equal intelligence and honesty to interact
Very rarely was it equal such was her skills and capability
Her PHDs and linguistic skills were an example of her
As were her academic brains in the bedroom with her men
Here she was queen and always got her way no matter what
Craving and working towards total satisfaction and fulfillment
To state it simply she was fucking awesome inside and out and in bed