Goat Fucker (by Jimmy Boom Semtex)

Goat Fucker (by Jimmy Boom Semtex)
There is a man called Mr Koosar
Who came from very far
He claims to be Egyptian
Tho is far from a man
With a fetish for goats
Every damn time he gloats
Fucking them all day long
While singing a merry song
Each goat a bright colour
But some are a bit duller
He jams his small dock
Up their loading dock!
Filling his goats with cream
This is Mr Koosar’s desert dream
Back in his barbaric land
He roamed the hot sand
Searching high and low
For goats to fuck long and slow
There is no law in the desert
So he ends in a big squirt
And does the same in America
Practicing the wrong esoterica
Raiding zoos by night
Ignoring the tiger’s might
And the lion’s roar
Just to make a goat sore
Buggering them right and left
Forgetting the animal’s theft
To satisfy his illegal lust
Never noticing a lady’s bust
Nor her delicious pussy
Or renting a hussy
It was always his choice
That made Mr Koosar rejoice
Being a goat grinder
Needing no reminder
On what or who he was
Never giving a because
For he was a molester
Not giving gals a pester
It was rape the goats hard
And not giving a yard
For he would die for this
If the cop didn’t miss
Goat fuck like an Egyptian!
Recalling a pyramid inscription
Where goats fucked people
Now he was the steeple
A wannabe man and God
One man goat fucker squad
Ignoring natural karma
Unlike a local farmer
Whose goat went missing
He caught them kissing
And shot Mr Koosar dead!
Two shots to his head
Goats were thus saved
From being depraved
And the world was free
How we danced with glee
At this great news
While drinking booze
In a party till dawn
When we did yawn
And finally sleep
There was no more creep
Mr Koosar the goat fucker’s gone
Dawn of a new aeon!