By Phone

By Phone
I get so damn horny
When I hear her voice
Her the lovely lady
Who's on the phone
Her sultry tones
Hide so much
And betray it all
Oh I do wanna bed her!
Her the voice on my phone
Telling me the number
Is disconnected!

GIRLS, GUITARS, GATLING GUNS Jimmy Boom Semtex

Round River

The river is blue, the sky is brown, the land is red and the people gray.

It's all back to front! Am I colour blind or is a new reality here?

There are no instructions only my wits.

Blame my cousin or the Devil for this hiccup.

The Old World was better and values simpler.

Nobody ripping you off or kidnapping you.

Corporate whores were a million years off.

Now, life only advances at its stopped rate.

There's no going back to our collective past.

Be strong brother and survive this melee.

We must transcend the linear and close the circle.

Painter

Painter

When it comes to art

There is no sacrifice

Not worth it.

You see,

It's mesmerizing.

The beauty and cost...

Jimmy Guard

Jimmy Guard

Jimmy is proud

Why you ask?

He's part of something

It's important and rare

The Old Guard...

Beware you kids...

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3rd Poem

This is for you

Dear human being

Cos we don't like

One another not one bit

Read and enjoy

You forgetful cad.

8th Son Jimmy Boom Semtex and other writers/poets/authors

Orlov Battle Group

We are the Neo Soviet hooligans

We patiently wait for the World Cup

For in 2018 we will be ready

Yes there will be trouble

For when the English hooligans arrive

We will fight them

Hooligan to hooligan

They taught us how to hooliganise

We improved upon it

With paramilitary training

And Martial Arts skills

Backed up by military tactics

Let them come

We are ready

For Mother Russia!

8th Son Version 2.0 Jimmy Boom Semtex and other writers/poets/authors

8th Son Version 2.0

Jimmy Boom Semtex and other writers/poets/authors

Most Dangerous Place in the World
My home town is the most lethal place in the world
Voted the worst place to live in England and Wales in 2016
A place where bad things happen
Jimmy has seen an Asian drug dealer shot dead
Jimmy has been attacked by an Asian street gang
Jimmy has been called a bastard by a white chav
Jimmy has been threatened by a psychotic chav
Jimmy has seen stolen cars on fire
Jimmy has seen varied drug dealers deal
Jimmy has seen police raids
Jimmy has seen race riots